chloe
@ohhushchloe.bsky.social
a baby but only by trade union standards.
eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
a gendered look at #90dayfiancé problems
man’s problem: she didn’t answer me to my taste when i rang her in the middle of the night in her timezone (not mine)
woman’s problem: after he told me about his abusive firebug criminal history he abandoned me in the jungle to be mugged by machete gangs
man’s problem: she didn’t answer me to my taste when i rang her in the middle of the night in her timezone (not mine)
woman’s problem: after he told me about his abusive firebug criminal history he abandoned me in the jungle to be mugged by machete gangs
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
a gendered look at #90dayfiancé problems
man’s problem: she didn’t answer me to my taste when i rang her in the middle of the night in her timezone (not mine)
woman’s problem: after he told me about his abusive firebug criminal history he abandoned me in the jungle to be mugged by machete gangs
man’s problem: she didn’t answer me to my taste when i rang her in the middle of the night in her timezone (not mine)
woman’s problem: after he told me about his abusive firebug criminal history he abandoned me in the jungle to be mugged by machete gangs
answering one of three questions ten days later, god i love doctors
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
answering one of three questions ten days later, god i love doctors
ANYWAY i’m sure the couples on the next season will be much more well adjusted and healthy and aw fuck it’s angela and michael #90dayfiance
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ANYWAY i’m sure the couples on the next season will be much more well adjusted and healthy and aw fuck it’s angela and michael #90dayfiance
ok i’ve finished the tell all from season one and watched the jesse scene and see why people dislike him but like…1) he’s aggressively dutch, that’s who how dutch people are and 2) she obviously has a drinking problem and some kind of personality disorder, that’s clear with retrospect. #90dayfiance
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ok i’ve finished the tell all from season one and watched the jesse scene and see why people dislike him but like…1) he’s aggressively dutch, that’s who how dutch people are and 2) she obviously has a drinking problem and some kind of personality disorder, that’s clear with retrospect. #90dayfiance
if i were a surgeon i would be answering emails from anxious overprepared patients at all times, like even when in theatre, like even when the patient in question is right on the table in front of me unconscious
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
if i were a surgeon i would be answering emails from anxious overprepared patients at all times, like even when in theatre, like even when the patient in question is right on the table in front of me unconscious
me, sitting at my desk at work: i could absolutely unspool this jumper rn and get at least three balls of yarn out of it
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
me, sitting at my desk at work: i could absolutely unspool this jumper rn and get at least three balls of yarn out of it
does jesse get awful in season two of before the 90 days? because people seem to hate him and all i see is a serious straightforward dutch man trying to navigate a relationship with someone with a drinking problem and some kind of borderline personality issue? #90dayfiance
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
does jesse get awful in season two of before the 90 days? because people seem to hate him and all i see is a serious straightforward dutch man trying to navigate a relationship with someone with a drinking problem and some kind of borderline personality issue? #90dayfiance
very cool that chappell roan wrote a song about a weird #90dayfiance sex tourist sugar daddy love triangle/attempted threesome
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
very cool that chappell roan wrote a song about a weird #90dayfiance sex tourist sugar daddy love triangle/attempted threesome
this is not the MFF i was looking for
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this is not the MFF i was looking for
yesterday i told my therapist how i can’t hack OTT compliments and emotion and how a compliment from a dutch person means the most to me. then afterwards my dutch boomer boss spontaneously sent me an email to compliment me on an article i wrote and i thought nothing exemplified that feeling more.
i’m watching before the 90 days from the start and i had no idea how much i needed a dutch man (jesse, of darcey and jesse) to combat the ridiculous over the topness of the americans #90dayfiance
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
yesterday i told my therapist how i can’t hack OTT compliments and emotion and how a compliment from a dutch person means the most to me. then afterwards my dutch boomer boss spontaneously sent me an email to compliment me on an article i wrote and i thought nothing exemplified that feeling more.
i’m watching before the 90 days from the start and i had no idea how much i needed a dutch man (jesse, of darcey and jesse) to combat the ridiculous over the topness of the americans #90dayfiance
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i’m watching before the 90 days from the start and i had no idea how much i needed a dutch man (jesse, of darcey and jesse) to combat the ridiculous over the topness of the americans #90dayfiance
thinking about the time my little brother kept narrating his pal's great uncle's demise (went missing, drove the wrong way up the M50, broke every bone and chest was caved in, very detailed and vivid descriptions) only for the rip.ie obituary to say "died peacefully..."
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
thinking about the time my little brother kept narrating his pal's great uncle's demise (went missing, drove the wrong way up the M50, broke every bone and chest was caved in, very detailed and vivid descriptions) only for the rip.ie obituary to say "died peacefully..."
who needs canva godparent or bridesmaid requests when you can be the single clumsy friend
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
who needs canva godparent or bridesmaid requests when you can be the single clumsy friend
thinking about the time i was getting ready for surgery and my little brother told me i was walking really well considering i was about to have my knee fixed and i realised he wasn’t aware i was having a breast reduction
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
thinking about the time i was getting ready for surgery and my little brother told me i was walking really well considering i was about to have my knee fixed and i realised he wasn’t aware i was having a breast reduction
my brain, no context: IL COCCODRILLO COME FA (wa wa wa wa waaah) NON C'E NESSUNO CHE LO SA (wa wa wa wa waaaah)
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
my brain, no context: IL COCCODRILLO COME FA (wa wa wa wa waaah) NON C'E NESSUNO CHE LO SA (wa wa wa wa waaaah)
the fun thing about having an unstable torn meniscus in one knee and osteoarthritis plus previously repaired meniscus in the other knee is the interesting rhythms that my knees produce just by walking. there's a definite metronome of clicks on one side, but a nice jazzy pop from both here and there.
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
the fun thing about having an unstable torn meniscus in one knee and osteoarthritis plus previously repaired meniscus in the other knee is the interesting rhythms that my knees produce just by walking. there's a definite metronome of clicks on one side, but a nice jazzy pop from both here and there.
thinking about how michael d's first election was the first time i voted and then realising that based on term limits that was somehow fourteen years ago
October 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
thinking about how michael d's first election was the first time i voted and then realising that based on term limits that was somehow fourteen years ago
lol
Top 3 after the Rhythm Dance at Grand Prix de France
🇬🇧 Lilah Fear/Lewis Gibson
🇱🇹 Allison Reed/Saulius Ambrulevicius
🇫🇷 Laurence Fournier Beaudry/Guillaume Cizeron
📸: B
🇬🇧 Lilah Fear/Lewis Gibson
🇱🇹 Allison Reed/Saulius Ambrulevicius
🇫🇷 Laurence Fournier Beaudry/Guillaume Cizeron
📸: B
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
lol
every year i try a pumpkin spice latte and every year i am absolutely disgusted
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
every year i try a pumpkin spice latte and every year i am absolutely disgusted
and as i dragged my suitcase through the streets of brussels, ready for a weekend of blistering debate between young trade unionists in vilnius, i realised: i'd forgotten to bring clothes, socks or underpants for the next few days
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
and as i dragged my suitcase through the streets of brussels, ready for a weekend of blistering debate between young trade unionists in vilnius, i realised: i'd forgotten to bring clothes, socks or underpants for the next few days
nah i want to do some kind of scream therapy because how have i done the same injury for the third time and somehow on the opposite side
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
nah i want to do some kind of scream therapy because how have i done the same injury for the third time and somehow on the opposite side
six years ago i found out i needed a v annoying surgery on my right knee while the song 'sucker' by the jonas brothers was playing, and i still get shivers when i hear it. today i was told i need the same surgery on my left knee. i left the hospital, went to the metro - and 'sucker' was playing.
October 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
six years ago i found out i needed a v annoying surgery on my right knee while the song 'sucker' by the jonas brothers was playing, and i still get shivers when i hear it. today i was told i need the same surgery on my left knee. i left the hospital, went to the metro - and 'sucker' was playing.
they have albert heijn in leuven now and seeing salted kerrygold in belgium made me cry a bit
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
they have albert heijn in leuven now and seeing salted kerrygold in belgium made me cry a bit
belgian horror story: you are on a nice, calm train in a carriage with only a few others. you stop at central. a few get off. twenty something male scouts get on. every single one has a scooter. everything smells like damp BO.
October 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
belgian horror story: you are on a nice, calm train in a carriage with only a few others. you stop at central. a few get off. twenty something male scouts get on. every single one has a scooter. everything smells like damp BO.
thinking about the time my parents sent me to bible camp (because my best friend didn’t want to go alone and i was up for the craic) but sent me with something they thought was a bible but turned out to be some free promo book some church gave out at mum’s work
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
thinking about the time my parents sent me to bible camp (because my best friend didn’t want to go alone and i was up for the craic) but sent me with something they thought was a bible but turned out to be some free promo book some church gave out at mum’s work