chloe
ohhushchloe.bsky.social
chloe
@ohhushchloe.bsky.social
a baby but only by trade union standards.

eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.
very cool that chappell roan wrote a song about a weird #90dayfiance sex tourist sugar daddy love triangle/attempted threesome
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
this is not the MFF i was looking for
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i looked at the email again and it’s funnier than i remembered (yes that is the subject line)
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
who needs canva godparent or bridesmaid requests when you can be the single clumsy friend
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i am not referring to mike d but equally i am not opposed to a beastie boy in áras an uachtaráin
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
they have albert heijn in leuven now and seeing salted kerrygold in belgium made me cry a bit
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
how she labels her alarms will give insight into the madness in her soul
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the conservatives seem to think they’re the definitive voice on what art is but i think i know better what art is
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
this skirt is now a benchmark skirt

(367 days in the difference)
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
a year since i wrote these words. no regrets.
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
fascinated by the bots on here
August 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
another 90s classic
June 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
very fun that meta is now training their AI on our content without notifying us. the one consolation is that the most activity i ever had on facebook was as a weird sixteen year old so that’ll hopefully only mess up their AI.
May 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
belgrade has popcorn stands for some reason??? this was 90c
May 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i drop into twitter from time to time for work reasons and caught this seconds after it was posted. very difficult to believe this kind of shit is being posted by anyone, let alone the LABOUR party. like what hope is left for traditional politics?
May 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
first tiktok pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
extremely fun that even after having major breast reduction surgery bra sizing is still absurd. if you are a 32 or 34 back size, you may only be an A, B or C. these are the rules of having breasts.
April 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
monica, my spanish host mother of many years and a certified almond mom, pictured after a day of complaining about how unhealthy the concept of frites and beer is
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
chloe and emma watch skating

#worldfigure
March 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
all my obsessing over adam scott, now lost to twitter
March 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
(day before surgery in custom skirt, three days after surgery in custom skirt. five days difference.)
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
because the media is burying any relevant info i feel the need to point out that the ‘group’ is was a TRADE UNION DEMONSTRATION OF CHILDCARE WORKERS. somehow this article managed to talk about JD Vance before it mentioned any trade union links.
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
natural environment (photographing hiding cats)
February 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
January 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
checking out reactions to the latest business friendly bullshit commission proposal and continuously baffled by their comms. this is not how a compass works!!!
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM