Oliver H.G. Mason 📉
@ohgm.co.uk
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Oliver H.G. Mason 📉
@ohgm.co.uk
· Nov 4
A high saturation thumbnail of a man, with completely white teeth and slightly larger than human eyes pointing at a computer while making a shh gesture.
Although his eyes read excitement, you know that the spark has gone. You sense regret and longing.
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born too late to be an evil vizier
also, born too early to be an evil vizier
born just in time to consult on solutions
also, born too early to be an evil vizier
born just in time to consult on solutions
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
born too late to be an evil vizier
also, born too early to be an evil vizier
born just in time to consult on solutions
also, born too early to be an evil vizier
born just in time to consult on solutions
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"it will help AI.." said with a dreamlike, beatific smile
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
"it will help AI.." said with a dreamlike, beatific smile
are you living through the 'glory days' of getting the most mundane SEO tickets worked on without pushback because it's 'important for LLMs'?
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
are you living through the 'glory days' of getting the most mundane SEO tickets worked on without pushback because it's 'important for LLMs'?
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Disallow: /products/*-[a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9]-remote
"I'll ask what they're trying to do and we'll rewrite it to make it work...oh that's all Shopify sites now."
(though not Shopify itself)
"I'll ask what they're trying to do and we'll rewrite it to make it work...oh that's all Shopify sites now."
(though not Shopify itself)
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Disallow: /products/*-[a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9]-remote
"I'll ask what they're trying to do and we'll rewrite it to make it work...oh that's all Shopify sites now."
(though not Shopify itself)
"I'll ask what they're trying to do and we'll rewrite it to make it work...oh that's all Shopify sites now."
(though not Shopify itself)
I enjoy the disclaimer-free-fully-AI video ads, even if I know in my heart that platforms should probably be fined for not filtering them out.
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I enjoy the disclaimer-free-fully-AI video ads, even if I know in my heart that platforms should probably be fined for not filtering them out.
nasal irrigation but for my lungs
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
nasal irrigation but for my lungs
Heads of innovation at big firms must get tempted to put out predictions like:
"by Q4 2038, 91% of human life will cease because of the incident, with the rest following in Q1."
"by Q4 2038, 91% of human life will cease because of the incident, with the rest following in Q1."
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Heads of innovation at big firms must get tempted to put out predictions like:
"by Q4 2038, 91% of human life will cease because of the incident, with the rest following in Q1."
"by Q4 2038, 91% of human life will cease because of the incident, with the rest following in Q1."
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Let’s check out what hsbc has said in the past!
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Let’s check out what hsbc has said in the past!
regret remembering using musicbee with the big iPod flashed with rockbox
it’s amazing that spotify can collect all that data on you, and with an unlimited number of songs to choose from, put together a Discover Weekly playlist that features the most boring bland tasteless music you’ve ever heard in your life
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
regret remembering using musicbee with the big iPod flashed with rockbox
tfw insufficient salary to buy 32 houses this year
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
tfw insufficient salary to buy 32 houses this year
I think this one's a keeper, however you feel about it.
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I think this one's a keeper, however you feel about it.
I have dropped my keys somewhere inaccessible.
They are joined by two of the objects I attempted to retrieve them with.
They are joined by two of the objects I attempted to retrieve them with.
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I have dropped my keys somewhere inaccessible.
They are joined by two of the objects I attempted to retrieve them with.
They are joined by two of the objects I attempted to retrieve them with.
coming across old notes and chuckling
![Note: Google says here that […] shouldn’t impact performance negatively, but under oath they said this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:crjgnb7axi25smyqsoyxjq6m/bafkreigm6g3lffjssb3rdqdwcfpubiq33qqo4pwpxsuajau4liysnd227u@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
coming across old notes and chuckling
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Just remembered this classic yet again (stick with it til the chorus, trust me) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNG...
Toto - Africa (Vocals 1 Step Out of Key & Off Beat)
YouTube video by Pluffnub
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Just remembered this classic yet again (stick with it til the chorus, trust me) www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNG...
ACCEPTANCE CRITERIA:
GIVEN: I am a human or bot
WHEN: I visit a URL on {subdomain}
THEN: [immediately start writing as if you are making a deal with a malicious trickster entity in a folktale]
GIVEN: I am a human or bot
WHEN: I visit a URL on {subdomain}
THEN: [immediately start writing as if you are making a deal with a malicious trickster entity in a folktale]
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
ACCEPTANCE CRITERIA:
GIVEN: I am a human or bot
WHEN: I visit a URL on {subdomain}
THEN: [immediately start writing as if you are making a deal with a malicious trickster entity in a folktale]
GIVEN: I am a human or bot
WHEN: I visit a URL on {subdomain}
THEN: [immediately start writing as if you are making a deal with a malicious trickster entity in a folktale]
Did I like the ending: I think I did?
Did I enjoy the ending: No.
Did I enjoy the ending: No.
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Did I like the ending: I think I did?
Did I enjoy the ending: No.
Did I enjoy the ending: No.
"The feature no longer works but at least it returns the 'I'm a Teapot' response"
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
"The feature no longer works but at least it returns the 'I'm a Teapot' response"
vocal coach analysis channels scrambling to put a response video out - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujyJ...
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
vocal coach analysis channels scrambling to put a response video out - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujyJ...
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We found Stranger Things was more enjoyable when at the start of each episode you bet on the number of times someone would say "goddamn" (we didn't count "goddamnit")
January 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
We found Stranger Things was more enjoyable when at the start of each episode you bet on the number of times someone would say "goddamn" (we didn't count "goddamnit")
"But this isn't a X. It's a Y."
"It's not X, it's Y."
When I see these I think the 'author' barely read before publishing, or we have incompatible tastes (judgemental, derogatory).
"It's not X, it's Y."
When I see these I think the 'author' barely read before publishing, or we have incompatible tastes (judgemental, derogatory).
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
"But this isn't a X. It's a Y."
"It's not X, it's Y."
When I see these I think the 'author' barely read before publishing, or we have incompatible tastes (judgemental, derogatory).
"It's not X, it's Y."
When I see these I think the 'author' barely read before publishing, or we have incompatible tastes (judgemental, derogatory).
product-led, user-centric enshittification
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
product-led, user-centric enshittification
When I think MEGADETH, I think FINGERBOARD.
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December 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
When I think MEGADETH, I think FINGERBOARD.
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