Jordan
@oddityodssey.bsky.social
Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
My nephew has made some convincing arguments as to the relative lack of elephant going on around here and I think he has a point.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 PM
My nephew has made some convincing arguments as to the relative lack of elephant going on around here and I think he has a point.
When gold is bumping $5k I have no patience for customers who expect me to cut them some fantastic deal on their clever solution to sizing a ring when A) I’ve know about their solution for 20 years, and B) it’ll use even more gold than the normal way.
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
When gold is bumping $5k I have no patience for customers who expect me to cut them some fantastic deal on their clever solution to sizing a ring when A) I’ve know about their solution for 20 years, and B) it’ll use even more gold than the normal way.
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Reading the news everyday makes me so fucking angry I want to start making Katchoo stories again. (Insert really offensive profanity here)
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Reading the news everyday makes me so fucking angry I want to start making Katchoo stories again. (Insert really offensive profanity here)
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I can’t decide if this has more of a @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social vibe or a @scyllacybi.bsky.social aura.
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I can’t decide if this has more of a @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social vibe or a @scyllacybi.bsky.social aura.
Man, I miss Fuck Buttons.
The Lisbon Maru
YouTube video by Fuck Buttons - Topic
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Man, I miss Fuck Buttons.
Why do my cats insist on walking across my chest and making both the crick in my neck and my fucked up rib hurt more? Especially all 16lbs of Enzo?
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Why do my cats insist on walking across my chest and making both the crick in my neck and my fucked up rib hurt more? Especially all 16lbs of Enzo?
Exit Music will always be the perfect song for a dour and misanthropic mood.
Exit Music (For A Film)
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Exit Music will always be the perfect song for a dour and misanthropic mood.
How is it I manage to pop something in my ribcage just from searching for cat toys under the tv console? It hurts now and it’s really going to hurt in the morning.
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
How is it I manage to pop something in my ribcage just from searching for cat toys under the tv console? It hurts now and it’s really going to hurt in the morning.
Nephew time is exactly what I’ve needed.
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Nephew time is exactly what I’ve needed.
Not quite sure why I thought scrolling BlueSky would help calm my nerves and let me go back to sleep.
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Not quite sure why I thought scrolling BlueSky would help calm my nerves and let me go back to sleep.
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The Bull (Le Taureau), state IV
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/1145568
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/1145568
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 AM
The Bull (Le Taureau), state IV
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/1145568
https://botfrens.com/collections/111/contents/1145568
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Why is it the moment I sit down to eat all the shitbags come out to fuck up my day?
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Why is it the moment I sit down to eat all the shitbags come out to fuck up my day?
I was listening to a new podcast and started wondering why all the ads were in Norwegian. Forgot I had a vpn running on my phone.
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I was listening to a new podcast and started wondering why all the ads were in Norwegian. Forgot I had a vpn running on my phone.
Ugh, woke up with a stress headache. Send coffee and morphine.
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Ugh, woke up with a stress headache. Send coffee and morphine.
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Be the shit without shitting on others
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Be the shit without shitting on others
This is very true. Excellent work for a chilly night.
doing INSANELY hot content right now bet you wish you could see😈😏
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This is very true. Excellent work for a chilly night.
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8th explosion in Kharkiv ‼️
Russians are bloody terrorists. Fuck them.
Russians are bloody terrorists. Fuck them.
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
8th explosion in Kharkiv ‼️
Russians are bloody terrorists. Fuck them.
Russians are bloody terrorists. Fuck them.
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My sis just sent me a video of my nephew saying my name for the first time. He absolutely mangled it, but the intent was there. Love the little mess.
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My sis just sent me a video of my nephew saying my name for the first time. He absolutely mangled it, but the intent was there. Love the little mess.
If you see this, post a pet.
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If you see this, post a pet.
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"little violence" out 1/23!
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A book about desire, fucking, falling in love, and the lengths we will go to keep our stories alive.
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Pre-Orders are up now
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#BookSky #WriterSky #QueerRomance
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deepdesirespress.com/little-violence/
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A book about desire, fucking, falling in love, and the lengths we will go to keep our stories alive.
.
Pre-Orders are up now
.
#BookSky #WriterSky #QueerRomance
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deepdesirespress.com/little-violence/
January 21, 2026 at 1:08 PM
"little violence" out 1/23!
.
A book about desire, fucking, falling in love, and the lengths we will go to keep our stories alive.
.
Pre-Orders are up now
.
#BookSky #WriterSky #QueerRomance
.
deepdesirespress.com/little-violence/
.
A book about desire, fucking, falling in love, and the lengths we will go to keep our stories alive.
.
Pre-Orders are up now
.
#BookSky #WriterSky #QueerRomance
.
deepdesirespress.com/little-violence/
I love how some of my customers have absolutely no concept of other people existing and using me as their jeweler. Like I exist solely for their needs and theirs alone.
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I love how some of my customers have absolutely no concept of other people existing and using me as their jeweler. Like I exist solely for their needs and theirs alone.