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Jordan
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Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Art by • Michael Whelan
February 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I gave a talk about fascism at a conference and the first reply to the conference's post on X with a photo of me in front of my slides is a rando word-vomiting about how Hitler was working for the Zionists, in case you're wondering how that place is going.
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My boy here has kept me from going to the bathroom for at least 20 minutes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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"Be a mermaid and make waves." — Unknown

Model: @carmen-modele.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Art by • Sébastien Grenier
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Wrightson
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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When public priorities are shaped by engagement algorithms, politics turns reactive. Parties perform ‘control’ instead of solving problems. That’s how hollow discourse grows, and why extreme narratives gain leverage they could never earn on evidence.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The eternal struggle—continue updating my dating profiles or finally give up.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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imagine if we all did our part to spread more kindness and love and positivity into the world instead of negativity and bad vibes
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Disgruntled dragon. I’m oversized, blow a lot of hot air and I get annoyed when woken.
Which best matches your mood?
- sad/happy
- deflated balloon
- disgruntled dragon
- antler on the forest floor
- mossy ruins in the rain
- ghost in the fog
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Think I’m going to spend a good long time writing tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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if y'all weren't making fun of them with playground ass, mean girl, joking bullshit 24/7...

would y'all have anything to say about this at all?

0 content, 0 effort. Y'all are gonna laugh us into world fascism.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This.
May all women be freed from searching for self worth in a man's attention, amen 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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"It's not asylum seekers rampaging outside hotels, starting fires, it's the far-right
It's not asylum seekers trying to take my rights away, it's the far-right.
It's not asylum seekers racially abusing people on the streets, it's the far-right"
via Harry Eccles
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Le blanc-seing / carte blanche - 1965
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20457
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Broke my pinky toe last night. I will now limp around for weeks lamenting my battlefield injuries and how war isn’t what it used to be (I stubbed it on a coffee table in the middle of the night.)
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not happy about being awake right now. Not happy at all.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Girlfriend goals. Just, you know, older.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The box is my friend. The box will not hurt me. The box loves me.
WHEN LIFE IS HARD

I GO IN A BOX
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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WHEN LIFE IS HARD

I GO IN A BOX
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM