Jordan
@oddityodssey.bsky.social
Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
A state of exhaustion 🤝 Nothing matters.
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A state of exhaustion 🤝 Nothing matters.
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I need someone to take me on an art museum date or I will simply perish 😶🌫️
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I need someone to take me on an art museum date or I will simply perish 😶🌫️
Exhausted, loopy and punch drunk but I don't want to go to sleep. I dreamed I was in a literal horror movie, an arthouse one at that, last night.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Exhausted, loopy and punch drunk but I don't want to go to sleep. I dreamed I was in a literal horror movie, an arthouse one at that, last night.
Fair warning, probably best to mute me tonight as I might just skeet out the collapse of my sense of self for shits and giggles.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Fair warning, probably best to mute me tonight as I might just skeet out the collapse of my sense of self for shits and giggles.
Trying to find a filter that really brings out my pale skin and redness in my eyes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Trying to find a filter that really brings out my pale skin and redness in my eyes.
Does cupcake count as a meal?
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Does cupcake count as a meal?
Things to check off the ol’bucketlist today: dialed 911, witnessed agonal breathing, be more scared than I’ve ever been in my life.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Things to check off the ol’bucketlist today: dialed 911, witnessed agonal breathing, be more scared than I’ve ever been in my life.
ER waiting rooms are social experiments in how a terrified mind can be lulled into a stupor. I’m scared but minimally conscious.
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
ER waiting rooms are social experiments in how a terrified mind can be lulled into a stupor. I’m scared but minimally conscious.
Why do medical emergencies have to be so emergensy? Absolutely no respect for people’s schedules.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why do medical emergencies have to be so emergensy? Absolutely no respect for people’s schedules.
I’ve had a summer of whores…if going by my top artists for those months.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ve had a summer of whores…if going by my top artists for those months.
The basic conundrum for me. 8 billion people on this planet, out of an estimated 100 billion in all of history. Ain’t no one special.
But I want to feel special to someone.
But I want to feel special to someone.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The basic conundrum for me. 8 billion people on this planet, out of an estimated 100 billion in all of history. Ain’t no one special.
But I want to feel special to someone.
But I want to feel special to someone.
Seriously, I feel like I’ve already done ten rounds. I am jelly.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Seriously, I feel like I’ve already done ten rounds. I am jelly.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Day 3: #ArtAdventCalendar
Tisha Mark ©2025, Knowing Glances, oil on Gessobord, 7"x5"
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#art #painting #TraditionalArt #bsnm #SciArt
Tisha Mark ©2025, Knowing Glances, oil on Gessobord, 7"x5"
tishamark.com/product/know...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #bsnm #SciArt
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Day 3: #ArtAdventCalendar
Tisha Mark ©2025, Knowing Glances, oil on Gessobord, 7"x5"
tishamark.com/product/know...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #bsnm #SciArt
Tisha Mark ©2025, Knowing Glances, oil on Gessobord, 7"x5"
tishamark.com/product/know...
#art #painting #TraditionalArt #bsnm #SciArt
Not sure how I did it but I managed to pull together $15k I didn’t know I needed 18 hours ago. Kinda want to lie down for the rest of the week.
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not sure how I did it but I managed to pull together $15k I didn’t know I needed 18 hours ago. Kinda want to lie down for the rest of the week.
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From "Vorace", a very short indie film by Pauline Mauvière & Charles Ouvrard (France).
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December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
From "Vorace", a very short indie film by Pauline Mauvière & Charles Ouvrard (France).
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2025-12...
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2025-12...
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I know my big fuzzy quarter-zip isn’t the most attractive thing but goddamn is it comfy.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I know my big fuzzy quarter-zip isn’t the most attractive thing but goddamn is it comfy.
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Right, I’m going to go stab my heart repeatedly over all the impossible things it wants.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Right, I’m going to go stab my heart repeatedly over all the impossible things it wants.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I’d like all the good drugs to come over tonight and cuddle with me in bed. I’ve got cuddly cats and soft blankets and tons of pillows to bury ourselves in while watching cooking shows.
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’d like all the good drugs to come over tonight and cuddle with me in bed. I’ve got cuddly cats and soft blankets and tons of pillows to bury ourselves in while watching cooking shows.
I’m spent. Brain feels crispy.
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m spent. Brain feels crispy.
Winter mint gum and coffee taste awful together. Do not recommend. No stars.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Winter mint gum and coffee taste awful together. Do not recommend. No stars.