Jordan
@oddityodssey.bsky.social
Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
Trying to find a filter that really brings out my pale skin and redness in my eyes.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Trying to find a filter that really brings out my pale skin and redness in my eyes.
Not a thought in his head.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Not a thought in his head.
My boy here has kept me from going to the bathroom for at least 20 minutes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My boy here has kept me from going to the bathroom for at least 20 minutes.
One of my favorite things: one pound of copper wire.
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
One of my favorite things: one pound of copper wire.
Finally had to kick on the furnace. Felix was beginning to burrow.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Finally had to kick on the furnace. Felix was beginning to burrow.
This didn’t exist this morning.
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This didn’t exist this morning.
This is what I get to set today. Just got the job yesterday afternoon and it’s due by 4:30 today. My diamond dealer client likes to keep me on my toes.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is what I get to set today. Just got the job yesterday afternoon and it’s due by 4:30 today. My diamond dealer client likes to keep me on my toes.
I turn around and find little bro tucked himself into the blanket all on his own.
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I turn around and find little bro tucked himself into the blanket all on his own.
Absolutely not. Nothing good would come of it.
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Absolutely not. Nothing good would come of it.
He is such a handsome boy.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
He is such a handsome boy.
Family dinner, actually feeling relaxed for once.
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Family dinner, actually feeling relaxed for once.
You mean like the many highly regarded paintings of the rape of the Sabine women that hang in the Met and other national galleries?
September 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You mean like the many highly regarded paintings of the rape of the Sabine women that hang in the Met and other national galleries?
Repost 🔁 (quote post) with a pic/pics of u that aren’t in the least bit menacing.
Proof I don’t scare children. Nephew is chewing on a slice of lime.
Proof I don’t scare children. Nephew is chewing on a slice of lime.
September 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Repost 🔁 (quote post) with a pic/pics of u that aren’t in the least bit menacing.
Proof I don’t scare children. Nephew is chewing on a slice of lime.
Proof I don’t scare children. Nephew is chewing on a slice of lime.
It’s not so bad today. More polishing compound than anything.
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s not so bad today. More polishing compound than anything.
Never have I seen a more well-heeled group of Ivy Leaguers who found the GOP icky and were slumming it with the Dems. I may not agree with how the left and the Dems has gone about fighting for climate change and LGBTQ rights, but those are worth fighting for.
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Never have I seen a more well-heeled group of Ivy Leaguers who found the GOP icky and were slumming it with the Dems. I may not agree with how the left and the Dems has gone about fighting for climate change and LGBTQ rights, but those are worth fighting for.
Enzo is upset I wouldn’t let him lay on top of the keyboard.
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Enzo is upset I wouldn’t let him lay on top of the keyboard.
I need a hair cut. Shaggy hair just doesn’t look good on me. Hair is too thick and Dallas humidity likes to give me a halo of flyaways.
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I need a hair cut. Shaggy hair just doesn’t look good on me. Hair is too thick and Dallas humidity likes to give me a halo of flyaways.
Still need to find a place to put this sticker.
September 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Still need to find a place to put this sticker.
I swear he’s the most chill cat. Except when he has the zoomies or has to chase a dog.
September 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I swear he’s the most chill cat. Except when he has the zoomies or has to chase a dog.
The ring is off for delivery to the client and now I get to quietly freak out until I hear back. Which may be an angry phone call at 9pm tonight. I don’t know, I’m catastrophizing right now over coffee and 1mg of Ativan. Where’s the whiskey?
September 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The ring is off for delivery to the client and now I get to quietly freak out until I hear back. Which may be an angry phone call at 9pm tonight. I don’t know, I’m catastrophizing right now over coffee and 1mg of Ativan. Where’s the whiskey?