@ocschwar.bsky.social
Angry about all the reasons why we cannot have nice things.
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
my dad should really stop leaving his computer open
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Updating my will now. I want a future archaeologist to be just as mystified when he digs up my bones.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I am the very model of a poet adversarial ... it almost writes itself
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This Is Just To Say

I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm

with which
you were probably
planning
world domination

Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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🚨Dept. of Education proposes to exclude public health degrees from the “professional degree” category.

That means new public health experts could lose access to key higher ed resources, like loan limits & reimbursement.

A bold strategy to let infectious diseases win! 🦠

aspph.org/department-o...
Department of Education Proposal Excludes Public Health Degrees from “Professional Degree” Definition
Discover the new results and implications of Dept of Ed consensus regarding professional degree programs and public health education.
aspph.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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1/3 John Knox, anti-vaccine activist, is now acting head of ASPR -- the agency that handles pandemic response.

He’s called COVID vaccine campaigns “nothing other than genocide.” 😶

Not exactly reassuring...
Meet the anti-vaccine activist who could lead the response to the next pandemic
Former firefighter John Knox's ties to RFK Jr. have landed him atop the agency that helped bring Covid-19 under control. People in the know are worried.
www.msnbc.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Wikipedia’s traffic is down -8% year over year driven by the rise of AI overviews in search and young people preferring to get their answers from TikTok.

It’s still startling to me how many technology trends I thought permanent were actually just generational trends.
Wikipedia says traffic is falling due to AI search summaries and social video | TechCrunch
Looks like Wikipedia isn't immune to broader online trends.
techcrunch.com
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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That’s $5 billion more than the entire annual USAID budget. All to one country. To rescue one friend of the president’s.
Trump found another $20 BILLION to give to Argentina, totaling their bailout to $40 BILLION.

Yet we can’t afford to prevent millions of Americans from losing their healthcare.

Shame.
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Dolly Parton's sister is asking us to pray for her sister, which is going to confusing to many people who only ever pray to Dolly.
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The view from Virginia Woolf’s house, 29 Fitzroy Square. I believe this is what she had in mind while writing To the Lighthouse. She’s really not given enough credit for her cyberpunk work.
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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My family lives paycheck to paycheck precisely because our cocaine budget is so high. This is a huge help to us, or it would be if we hadn't immediately decided to use our savings to buy more cocaine. I forget what we were talking about, but do you have any cocaine
September 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Someone hire this team to put Epstein's head over the White House. Do it now!
🇻🇦 The Vatican hosted its first pop concert, which ended with a massive drone show.

👀 In the sky, more than 3,000 UAVs created a portrait of the late Pope Francis and more.
September 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.
September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Dear K-A$$-H,

Charlie wanted you to release the Epstein Files. You should. In honor of him.
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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In any other administration (including Trump's first one), someone in the Pentagon would have said: "Mr. President, you cannot order the military to murder a bunch of people on a boat on the high seas."
Designating them "narco-terrorists" isn't a thing that lets you do that.
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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When you believe #ClimateChange & #GlobalWarming are a hoax...The Trump administration wants to switch off and possibly destroy climate-monitoring satellite
technology. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/c...
Two Valuable Satellites Are in ‘Perfect Health.’ They May Be Scrapped.
www.nytimes.com
September 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.
I hope everybody is inspired to see The Death of Stalin.
September 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Finally, the truth.
July 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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MAGA after House Democrats just voted to release the Epstein Files and House Republicans blocked it.
July 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM