Abider
@obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social
There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Pinned
I’m a cancer survivor.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked!
This post is about #ICE.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked!
This post is about #ICE.
He’ll drop the suit right after Dimon presents him with the J.P. Morgan Money Bag Award for Lifetime Achievement in Money-ing. Comes with matching monocle.
Trump sued Dimon and JPMorgan for $5 billion — apparently for getting on his nerves.
The business community — like all US stakeholders — has every reason to push back on Trump as he tries to torch the Constitution and American experiment.
My column:
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
The business community — like all US stakeholders — has every reason to push back on Trump as he tries to torch the Constitution and American experiment.
My column:
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Dimon Now Has a $5 Billion Reason to Stand Up to Trump
President Donald Trump, confronted with European pushback and a mini-meltdown in financial markets, abandoned plans this week to launch a Greenland takeover and suffocate allies who didn’t support him...
www.bloomberg.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 PM
He’ll drop the suit right after Dimon presents him with the J.P. Morgan Money Bag Award for Lifetime Achievement in Money-ing. Comes with matching monocle.
I’m a cancer survivor.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked!
This post is about #ICE.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked!
This post is about #ICE.
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I’m a cancer survivor.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked!
This post is about #ICE.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained that imaging missed. And it worked!
This post is about #ICE.
He’s a rapist whose psychological makeup is 100% id.
“I want it. You have it. I’m taking it.”
That’s the explanation for every action he has taken, both as president & in his private life.
“I want it. You have it. I’m taking it.”
That’s the explanation for every action he has taken, both as president & in his private life.
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
He’s a rapist whose psychological makeup is 100% id.
“I want it. You have it. I’m taking it.”
That’s the explanation for every action he has taken, both as president & in his private life.
“I want it. You have it. I’m taking it.”
That’s the explanation for every action he has taken, both as president & in his private life.
Note to self, never let Mike Waltz stay in your Airbnb
UN Ambassador Mike Waltz on Greenland: "Denmark just doesn't have the resources or capacity to do what needs to be done in the northern region. And to the Democrats who say 'they're giving you full access,' everybody knows if you're renting a place you treat it differently than if you own it."
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Note to self, never let Mike Waltz stay in your Airbnb
Womp, I say, verily.
Womp.
Womp.
All 16 drug companies that inked deals with the Trump administration over the past few months still raised some of their prices for 2026.
Trump struck deals with 16 drug companies. But they're still raising prices this year
All 16 drug companies that inked deals with the Trump administration over the past few months still raised some of their prices for 2026.
n.pr
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Womp, I say, verily.
Womp.
Womp.
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I’m a cancer survivor.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained.
This is not a post about cancer.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained.
This is not a post about cancer.
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I’m a cancer survivor.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained.
This is not a post about cancer.
My doctors didn’t try to “reform” my tumor. They cut it out, poisoned it, zapped it with radiation, and then starved whatever cells might have remained.
This is not a post about cancer.
Can @democrats.org grab a clue from this?
People are crying out for you to PUNCH DONALD TRUMP (metaphorically, ofc) IN HIS FAT, STUPID FACE EVERY DAY.
“Trump is a crook who protects pedophiles. He gets no D votes & no money to advance any portion of his agenda, EVER.”
Impeach-convict-remove
People are crying out for you to PUNCH DONALD TRUMP (metaphorically, ofc) IN HIS FAT, STUPID FACE EVERY DAY.
“Trump is a crook who protects pedophiles. He gets no D votes & no money to advance any portion of his agenda, EVER.”
Impeach-convict-remove
A GoFundMe campaign for the autoworker who got the middle finger from Trump has raised $340,000 (and counting)
GoFundMe Campaign for Autoworker Who Got the Middle Finger From Trump Hits $340,000
The autoworker called the president a
gizmodo.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Can @democrats.org grab a clue from this?
People are crying out for you to PUNCH DONALD TRUMP (metaphorically, ofc) IN HIS FAT, STUPID FACE EVERY DAY.
“Trump is a crook who protects pedophiles. He gets no D votes & no money to advance any portion of his agenda, EVER.”
Impeach-convict-remove
People are crying out for you to PUNCH DONALD TRUMP (metaphorically, ofc) IN HIS FAT, STUPID FACE EVERY DAY.
“Trump is a crook who protects pedophiles. He gets no D votes & no money to advance any portion of his agenda, EVER.”
Impeach-convict-remove
I didn’t know Trump speaks Vulcan
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I didn’t know Trump speaks Vulcan
The thing about Scott Adams is that he had one decent enough idea, followed by some bad ones. Instead of rolling with the punches & thanking his 🍀 ⭐️✨, he lashed out & blamed everyone else for his failures. Then found an online space to reinforce his worst biases & ended up drowning in his own bile.
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The thing about Scott Adams is that he had one decent enough idea, followed by some bad ones. Instead of rolling with the punches & thanking his 🍀 ⭐️✨, he lashed out & blamed everyone else for his failures. Then found an online space to reinforce his worst biases & ended up drowning in his own bile.
“Douche-land über alles”
Oh my 😂
Oh my 😂
"Doucheland, Doucheland,
Uber alles..." but through a kazoo
Uber alles..." but through a kazoo
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
“Douche-land über alles”
Oh my 😂
Oh my 😂
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Greenland.
Greenland who?
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
Who's there?
Greenland.
Greenland who?
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Greenland.
Greenland who?
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
Who's there?
Greenland.
Greenland who?
Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
Gotta keep in mind these people are idiots and they will F up the Powell grand jury just like they do everything else.
Powell has his number. Coming out swinging was the right move; I hope others are taking notes bc this pathetic attempt to intimidate him will collapse.
Powell has his number. Coming out swinging was the right move; I hope others are taking notes bc this pathetic attempt to intimidate him will collapse.
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Gotta keep in mind these people are idiots and they will F up the Powell grand jury just like they do everything else.
Powell has his number. Coming out swinging was the right move; I hope others are taking notes bc this pathetic attempt to intimidate him will collapse.
Powell has his number. Coming out swinging was the right move; I hope others are taking notes bc this pathetic attempt to intimidate him will collapse.
Tomorrow would be a great day for dems to begin filing one article of impeachment per day, and do not stop until Trump is out of office.
They can have pressers called “Crime o’ the Day” and guest celebrities could host games like “Know your Republican coward,” etc.
This is doable and necessary.
They can have pressers called “Crime o’ the Day” and guest celebrities could host games like “Know your Republican coward,” etc.
This is doable and necessary.
January 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Tomorrow would be a great day for dems to begin filing one article of impeachment per day, and do not stop until Trump is out of office.
They can have pressers called “Crime o’ the Day” and guest celebrities could host games like “Know your Republican coward,” etc.
This is doable and necessary.
They can have pressers called “Crime o’ the Day” and guest celebrities could host games like “Know your Republican coward,” etc.
This is doable and necessary.
Trump is not going to “cancel elections.” FFS stop saying that. He loves elections; he thinks he’s won them all!
He’ll do exactly what he did last time: never accept defeat & gin up an excuse to invoke the insurrection act to stay in power.
That’s where elected dems need to focus & MAKE A PLAN.
He’ll do exactly what he did last time: never accept defeat & gin up an excuse to invoke the insurrection act to stay in power.
That’s where elected dems need to focus & MAKE A PLAN.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Trump is not going to “cancel elections.” FFS stop saying that. He loves elections; he thinks he’s won them all!
He’ll do exactly what he did last time: never accept defeat & gin up an excuse to invoke the insurrection act to stay in power.
That’s where elected dems need to focus & MAKE A PLAN.
He’ll do exactly what he did last time: never accept defeat & gin up an excuse to invoke the insurrection act to stay in power.
That’s where elected dems need to focus & MAKE A PLAN.
Objective truth is the bedrock of society and surrendering it spells doom—both for our country as well as for our individual souls.
If she gives him that medal and he parades around like it always belonged to him & the world accepts it, then WHO ARE WE and what does *ANYTHING* mean?
If she gives him that medal and he parades around like it always belonged to him & the world accepts it, then WHO ARE WE and what does *ANYTHING* mean?
This is sad on so many levels — about something that was intended to celebrate the best in people.
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Objective truth is the bedrock of society and surrendering it spells doom—both for our country as well as for our individual souls.
If she gives him that medal and he parades around like it always belonged to him & the world accepts it, then WHO ARE WE and what does *ANYTHING* mean?
If she gives him that medal and he parades around like it always belonged to him & the world accepts it, then WHO ARE WE and what does *ANYTHING* mean?
Plain as day…unless you’re in a cult ofc
The New York Times states it plainly in display type:
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles shows that the motorist was driving away from — not toward — a federal officer when he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Plain as day…unless you’re in a cult ofc
Goon1 tries to open her car door; she gets scared and starts turning the car around. Meanwhile, Goon2 (shooter) has positioned himself near the front corner of her car to try to prevent her from driving away so Goon1 can get her out of the car.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
A slowed-down version of the Minneapolis ICE shooting from the 3 known angles where you can see one masked agent trying to take the woman out of her car and the other ICE agent shooting through her driver-side window.
This is murder.
Via X.
This is murder.
Via X.
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Goon1 tries to open her car door; she gets scared and starts turning the car around. Meanwhile, Goon2 (shooter) has positioned himself near the front corner of her car to try to prevent her from driving away so Goon1 can get her out of the car.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
Today is the 5th anniversary of Mike Pence refusing to get into a limo because he wasn’t sure if his boss was trying to murder him and his family.
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Today is the 5th anniversary of Mike Pence refusing to get into a limo because he wasn’t sure if his boss was trying to murder him and his family.
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
At Trump’s FIRST inaugural, Pastor R. Jeffress of 1st Baptist-Dallas said that the true measure of a leader is “what it takes to stop him.”
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
At Trump’s FIRST inaugural, Pastor R. Jeffress of 1st Baptist-Dallas said that the true measure of a leader is “what it takes to stop him.”
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
I hope the MAGA chuds who said they like Trump because he’s “against wars” are all limbered up for the mental gymnastics that will be required today.
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I hope the MAGA chuds who said they like Trump because he’s “against wars” are all limbered up for the mental gymnastics that will be required today.
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
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We've been upgraded from 'forever wars' to 'whatever wars'.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
We've been upgraded from 'forever wars' to 'whatever wars'.
And they say “only the good die young”
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And they say “only the good die young”
“Nubile” is a word I’d like to see shitcanned.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Nubile” is a word I’d like to see shitcanned.
The best thing most of us can do right now is to starve him of attention.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best thing most of us can do right now is to starve him of attention.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.