Abider
@obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social
There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
“Nubile” is a word I’d like to see shitcanned.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Nubile” is a word I’d like to see shitcanned.
The best thing most of us can do right now is to starve him of attention.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best thing most of us can do right now is to starve him of attention.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Breaking things is easy, so of course you can cram a lot of destruction into 11 months.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
This accomplished-more-than-any-other-president thing is a psychosis for Trump and his minions. It's such a big lie it's a wonder they don't burst into flames or burst out laughing when they say it.
That's a non-denial denial
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Breaking things is easy, so of course you can cram a lot of destruction into 11 months.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
Reposted by Abider
This accomplished-more-than-any-other-president thing is a psychosis for Trump and his minions. It's such a big lie it's a wonder they don't burst into flames or burst out laughing when they say it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This accomplished-more-than-any-other-president thing is a psychosis for Trump and his minions. It's such a big lie it's a wonder they don't burst into flames or burst out laughing when they say it.
“Yes, you’re very smart. Now shut up.”
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Yes, you’re very smart. Now shut up.”
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
Really looking forward to the CBS News Town Hall retrospective examining the amazing life and artistic achievements of Rob Reiner, which will surely be aired forthwith.
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Really looking forward to the CBS News Town Hall retrospective examining the amazing life and artistic achievements of Rob Reiner, which will surely be aired forthwith.
Opinion | What Trump Is Really Doing With His Boat Strikes
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Allow me to introduce the song
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Allow me to introduce the song
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
Who you calling piggy, fatso
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who you calling piggy, fatso
“As the emails stretch through the years”
G
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F
O
H
with that bullshit
G
T
F
O
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with that bullshit
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“As the emails stretch through the years”
G
T
F
O
H
with that bullshit
G
T
F
O
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with that bullshit
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA
👊
👊
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA
👊
👊
Grift, Laugh, Snooze
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Grift, Laugh, Snooze
Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
Other countries: “He’s made it clear that he’s open to bribes, this costs us nothing, will prob get him to back off on tariffs, & the Nobel committee will never give it to him anyway.”
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Other countries: “He’s made it clear that he’s open to bribes, this costs us nothing, will prob get him to back off on tariffs, & the Nobel committee will never give it to him anyway.”
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
The 1st emoluments clause scandal back in ‘17 was the political-corruption equivalent of Sandy Hook.
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Supreme Court Ducks an Opportunity on Trump Emoluments Cases
The justices have left an anti-corruption hole that Congress should fill.
www.brennancenter.org
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The 1st emoluments clause scandal back in ‘17 was the political-corruption equivalent of Sandy Hook.
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Don’t forget that ridiculous construction projects are a time-honored vehicle for laundering/disappearing an assload of money.
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t forget that ridiculous construction projects are a time-honored vehicle for laundering/disappearing an assload of money.
It’s well known that if you give the bully a *little* of your lunch money, he’ll leave you alone forever.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s well known that if you give the bully a *little* of your lunch money, he’ll leave you alone forever.
…an allegedly-apparently-possibly AI video depicting someone who might potentially have been Trump flying what appeared to be a fighter jet (we can’t be sure) filled with a substance of dark-ish coloration and utilizing gravitational forces to cause protestors below to be covered….
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
…an allegedly-apparently-possibly AI video depicting someone who might potentially have been Trump flying what appeared to be a fighter jet (we can’t be sure) filled with a substance of dark-ish coloration and utilizing gravitational forces to cause protestors below to be covered….
And just how exactly does this make Americans safer?
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
And just how exactly does this make Americans safer?
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
That we’re even debating the absurdity of Trump’s quest for a Nobel peace prize just proves how much he has already taken over.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That we’re even debating the absurdity of Trump’s quest for a Nobel peace prize just proves how much he has already taken over.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
I don’t know, guys.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
While Bari Weiss faces skepticism inside CBS News, former colleagues describe her management style to Status as chaotic and abrasive—raising questions about how she’ll lead one of America’s most storied newsrooms.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
A Bari Trying Time
While Bari Weiss faces skepticism inside CBS News, former colleagues describe her management style to Status as chaotic and abrasive—raising questions about how she’ll lead one of America’s most stori...
www.status.news
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don’t know, guys.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
Trump’s goal is not to “unite” the military behind him; it is to BREAK the military so that he can more easily dispatch the dregs—who are ****already perfectly willing**** to commit war crimes against their fellow countrymen.
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Trump’s goal is not to “unite” the military behind him; it is to BREAK the military so that he can more easily dispatch the dregs—who are ****already perfectly willing**** to commit war crimes against their fellow countrymen.
Those generals are the most important people you’ve never heard of WRT the struggle to preserve democracy.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
September 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Those generals are the most important people you’ve never heard of WRT the struggle to preserve democracy.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
This weird, unnecessary, and blindly obsequious statement will have only one effect: to get people asking how much Jeffries was paid to say it.
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This weird, unnecessary, and blindly obsequious statement will have only one effect: to get people asking how much Jeffries was paid to say it.