Jim Procter
@obscureenough.bsky.social
Damn fool, with damn fool dog.
This is lovely - a cast list of ships from The Battle of the River Plate.
Wonder if they got Equity cards. @dreadships.bsky.social
Wonder if they got Equity cards. @dreadships.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This is lovely - a cast list of ships from The Battle of the River Plate.
Wonder if they got Equity cards. @dreadships.bsky.social
Wonder if they got Equity cards. @dreadships.bsky.social
You know the worst bit of New Year's Eve for many of us? Realising your account is close to a nice round number of followers but not *quite* close enough that begging for extra followers is a slam dunk...
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I did hope that @fesshole.bsky.social would be 100k followers for the new year, but Christmas miracles didn't happen and it's only 99.9k
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A gay friend of my dad's came back from holiday, having seen NFL and excitedly declared, "I've discovered 'Rugby: The Musical'"
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A gay friend of my dad's came back from holiday, having seen NFL and excitedly declared, "I've discovered 'Rugby: The Musical'"
A civilised Sunday evening.
Having cheese and crackers with the dog. Who is very pleased.
Having cheese and crackers with the dog. Who is very pleased.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A civilised Sunday evening.
Having cheese and crackers with the dog. Who is very pleased.
Having cheese and crackers with the dog. Who is very pleased.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m bored, so I thought I’d actually see what a smart appliance was like - this is me trying to connect to my washing machine. But no, Hotpoint/Haier, want to know where I am.
The person writing it was soooo embarrassed, they couldn’t write “enable”
The person writing it was soooo embarrassed, they couldn’t write “enable”
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I’m bored, so I thought I’d actually see what a smart appliance was like - this is me trying to connect to my washing machine. But no, Hotpoint/Haier, want to know where I am.
The person writing it was soooo embarrassed, they couldn’t write “enable”
The person writing it was soooo embarrassed, they couldn’t write “enable”
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
This woman is a lampshade (😂) and I salute her.
They say a picture tells a thousand words - and this one definitely does.
I found it unexpectedly today while in search of another image and it stopped me in my tracks.
I found it unexpectedly today while in search of another image and it stopped me in my tracks.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This woman is a lampshade (😂) and I salute her.
Where are my shoes?
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Where are my shoes?
#WolfAlice in Liverpool last night. Just amazing.
Joff waved at small child which made her very happy. Only saw the two teenagers I took, which is a bit sad. They had an awesome time. Take kids to gigs!
Thanks!
Joff waved at small child which made her very happy. Only saw the two teenagers I took, which is a bit sad. They had an awesome time. Take kids to gigs!
Thanks!
September 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
#WolfAlice in Liverpool last night. Just amazing.
Joff waved at small child which made her very happy. Only saw the two teenagers I took, which is a bit sad. They had an awesome time. Take kids to gigs!
Thanks!
Joff waved at small child which made her very happy. Only saw the two teenagers I took, which is a bit sad. They had an awesome time. Take kids to gigs!
Thanks!
Gotta love Liverpool. Never seen anyone actually take litter out a bin to throw it in a river, but here we are
September 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gotta love Liverpool. Never seen anyone actually take litter out a bin to throw it in a river, but here we are
Given it’s raining, and my batteries aren’t charging (*) I’d say this is a pretty shit heatwave.
* - dog and I live on a boat with solar power.
* - dog and I live on a boat with solar power.
August 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Given it’s raining, and my batteries aren’t charging (*) I’d say this is a pretty shit heatwave.
* - dog and I live on a boat with solar power.
* - dog and I live on a boat with solar power.
Am watching Casablanca. Dirk is cool AF. However, in first scene he pokes himself in the nose while smoking and I can’t stop laughing.
August 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Am watching Casablanca. Dirk is cool AF. However, in first scene he pokes himself in the nose while smoking and I can’t stop laughing.
Starting an acknowledged version of fesshole. Which used to be good….
When I was about 7 I tied up my annoying elder brothers arms and legs, and pushed him off a wall.
45 years later, he complains about this. And *everybody* gives me a knowing wink.
45 years later, he complains about this. And *everybody* gives me a knowing wink.
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Starting an acknowledged version of fesshole. Which used to be good….
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You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
July 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
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Yay! If birdsong didn’t exist, and one played it at 5am, one would get an asbo.
Beady eyed little fuckers.
Beady eyed little fuckers.
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yay! If birdsong didn’t exist, and one played it at 5am, one would get an asbo.
Beady eyed little fuckers.
Beady eyed little fuckers.
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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Operating a Mac efficiently is like being a concert pianist, or a man with many children.
Any achievement needs 4 fingers.
Any achievement needs 4 fingers.
May 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Operating a Mac efficiently is like being a concert pianist, or a man with many children.
Any achievement needs 4 fingers.
Any achievement needs 4 fingers.