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jack o
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so we got married
husband is at movie premiere while i’m prepping for tomorrow morning’s colonoscopy.
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and a gold chain around his neck .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and a gold chain around his neck .
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November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
fairly obsessed with blade runner recently
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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"maybe marjorie taylor greene has experienced a genuine change and wants to do good things now" give me your bank account information and number immediately there's no time to waste
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
at this point in my life i just want to be successful enough to own a pool table
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
who wanna drive around la in the rain listening to the blade runner soundtrack tonight?
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
what’s the most obnoxious thing an ex has ever done to you
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i’ve seen a couple gen z meme accounts post “how do we feel about this” screenshots of their potential bets, which not only feels insane but also pathetic
“i just think ppl shouldn’t be sluts”
meanwhile u won’t make rent if the knicks don’t win tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
she’s a high society gal looking for love in the big city
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
new iphone 17… first thing to check is all my good nudes from 10 years ago transferred correctly
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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FRANK BOOTH: straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker!
CHATGPT: Wow! 🤯 that was a really passionate statement! You clearly have thought deeply about what love means!
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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SOURCE?
A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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A perfect video to post today
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth for the whole movie has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Dick Cheney (and McConnell) was one of the first Republicans who truly cared about nothing but the accumulation of power. I hope he died knowing he was directly responsible for Trump and where this country is today. Surely he died hoping there is no afterlife - for him it is only Hell or Nothing.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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"Meat Lover's Pizza" sounds rad, while "vegetarian" sounds staid, boring. they should swap. "Veggie Lover's Pizza" at least has some razzle dazzle while "Carnivore" also sounds great. just one man's opinion this #sundaymorning
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ casting directors Debra Zane and Dylan Jury read online comments.
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
watching some Hot Person spiral because his fear of poop molecules apparently makes him better than the rest of us who hang our towels in the same bathroom as our toilet
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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shohei ohtani shirtless
shohei ohtani beach
shohei ohtani shoe size
shohei ohtani briefs
shohei ohtani caught
shohei ohtani caught in briefs shoe size on beach
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM