Matt Nute
@nute.bsky.social
"Less of a cautionary tale and more of a cautionary anthology."
18 CON. He/him.
Bacon Number: 3
18 CON. He/him.
Bacon Number: 3
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Obscure baseball statistics
2. Breakfast for dinner
3. bombastic Meat Loaf songs
4. walking through a new neighborhood
5. rhombic dodecahedrons
6. Red Bull
7. wombats
8. squad-based strategy games
9. public speaking
10. sleeping in
1. Obscure baseball statistics
2. Breakfast for dinner
3. bombastic Meat Loaf songs
4. walking through a new neighborhood
5. rhombic dodecahedrons
6. Red Bull
7. wombats
8. squad-based strategy games
9. public speaking
10. sleeping in
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Animals
2. Ridiculously complicated strategy games
3. Escapist roleplaying games
4. "Competency Porn" dramas, esp. in space
5. Cooking
6. Whipping code into shape
7. Family and friends
8. Posting random crap
9. out of
10. room
1. Animals
2. Ridiculously complicated strategy games
3. Escapist roleplaying games
4. "Competency Porn" dramas, esp. in space
5. Cooking
6. Whipping code into shape
7. Family and friends
8. Posting random crap
9. out of
10. room
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Karaoke
2. Video games
3. Cute animals (especially cats)
4. Comics of all kinds
5. Sharing "new to them" food with people
6. Strawberry everything
7. Movies
8. RPGs
9. My family
10. My friends (you know who you are!)
1. Karaoke
2. Video games
3. Cute animals (especially cats)
4. Comics of all kinds
5. Sharing "new to them" food with people
6. Strawberry everything
7. Movies
8. RPGs
9. My family
10. My friends (you know who you are!)
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
1. Obscure baseball statistics
2. Breakfast for dinner
3. bombastic Meat Loaf songs
4. walking through a new neighborhood
5. rhombic dodecahedrons
6. Red Bull
7. wombats
8. squad-based strategy games
9. public speaking
10. sleeping in
1. Obscure baseball statistics
2. Breakfast for dinner
3. bombastic Meat Loaf songs
4. walking through a new neighborhood
5. rhombic dodecahedrons
6. Red Bull
7. wombats
8. squad-based strategy games
9. public speaking
10. sleeping in
Stop scrolling and post two (I did three as well) characters that bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Stop scrolling and post two (I did three as well) characters that bring you happiness.
This looks like so much fun. I love that even the title card is leaning into the pulp/sci-fi aspect of the setting.
youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y
youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Star Wars
youtu.be
September 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This looks like so much fun. I love that even the title card is leaning into the pulp/sci-fi aspect of the setting.
youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y
youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y
Kansas City
September 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Kansas City
Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA". Goddamn jingoistic war-profiteering racism-enabling nationalist motherfucker can burn in hell.
Dropped it in a couple of group chats, so why not here (verbatim):
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
July 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA". Goddamn jingoistic war-profiteering racism-enabling nationalist motherfucker can burn in hell.
I will dip sushi into soy sauce and wasabi because it tastes good. Fuck your gatekeeping "tradition".
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I will dip sushi into soy sauce and wasabi because it tastes good. Fuck your gatekeeping "tradition".
"Radiohead is music for when you're feeling sad and just want to feel worse."
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Radiohead is music for when you're feeling sad and just want to feel worse."
1) REM, "Out Of Time"
2) Pink Floyd, "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"
3) Meat Loaf, "Bat Out Of Hell"
4) Rush, "Roll The Bones" (one of THE best driving albums)
5) Dave Matthews Band, "Under The Table And Dreaming"
6) Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"
If soundtracks counted, CHESS from 1984.
2) Pink Floyd, "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"
3) Meat Loaf, "Bat Out Of Hell"
4) Rush, "Roll The Bones" (one of THE best driving albums)
5) Dave Matthews Band, "Under The Table And Dreaming"
6) Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"
If soundtracks counted, CHESS from 1984.
CHALLENGE: You got a new car! It's got a SIX DISC CD CHANGER IN IT. However, it does not have a Bluetooth receiver or an aux in. It also barfs burned CDs out. So, you have to listen to just six albums. What you picking?
EXPERT MODE: No comps, no live shows, no greatest hits, no soundtrack albums.
EXPERT MODE: No comps, no live shows, no greatest hits, no soundtrack albums.
June 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
1) REM, "Out Of Time"
2) Pink Floyd, "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"
3) Meat Loaf, "Bat Out Of Hell"
4) Rush, "Roll The Bones" (one of THE best driving albums)
5) Dave Matthews Band, "Under The Table And Dreaming"
6) Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"
If soundtracks counted, CHESS from 1984.
2) Pink Floyd, "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"
3) Meat Loaf, "Bat Out Of Hell"
4) Rush, "Roll The Bones" (one of THE best driving albums)
5) Dave Matthews Band, "Under The Table And Dreaming"
6) Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"
If soundtracks counted, CHESS from 1984.
I would say maybe a six. Being under 6'0" and kind of fluffy tends to make people default to "is friend-shaped!" before "can take you apart and then put you back together again".
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
June 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would say maybe a six. Being under 6'0" and kind of fluffy tends to make people default to "is friend-shaped!" before "can take you apart and then put you back together again".
"I Will Always Like You"
"Escalator To Heaven"
"Life Is A Toll Road"
"Escalator To Heaven"
"Life Is A Toll Road"
Slightly ruin a song title. Thus:
"There Is a Light That Sometimes Goes Out."
"There Is a Light That Sometimes Goes Out."
May 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"I Will Always Like You"
"Escalator To Heaven"
"Life Is A Toll Road"
"Escalator To Heaven"
"Life Is A Toll Road"
The Chain is the correct answer.
May 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Chain is the correct answer.
I support AI-on-AI violence. "Oh, this could impair the use of grok!" - look, that living Madame Tussaud's display of an alleged CEO demanding that grok consider ANYTHING a question about "white genocide" is doing that already. AI is by nature flawed and anything that destroys it is righteous.
May 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I support AI-on-AI violence. "Oh, this could impair the use of grok!" - look, that living Madame Tussaud's display of an alleged CEO demanding that grok consider ANYTHING a question about "white genocide" is doing that already. AI is by nature flawed and anything that destroys it is righteous.
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
- Fragile neurotic nerd
- Jack-of-all-trades conman
- Overprotective smashy guy
Twink, otter, bear basically.
- Fragile neurotic nerd
- Jack-of-all-trades conman
- Overprotective smashy guy
Twink, otter, bear basically.
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
-I came up with the bit first, but now am having a fun time going all in
-jack of all trades, master of none
-there is an entire universe of difference between the law and what is right
-I came up with the bit first, but now am having a fun time going all in
-jack of all trades, master of none
-there is an entire universe of difference between the law and what is right
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
-Morally compromised ranked Xanatos Speed Chess enjoyer with a Heart of Gold
-Young woman with a weird upbringing whose moral compass points towards the nearest Evil Woman
-Pacifist who will eventually be covered in blood to protect her friends and do good
-Morally compromised ranked Xanatos Speed Chess enjoyer with a Heart of Gold
-Young woman with a weird upbringing whose moral compass points towards the nearest Evil Woman
-Pacifist who will eventually be covered in blood to protect her friends and do good
May 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I have three types of ttrpg characters:
- Fragile neurotic nerd
- Jack-of-all-trades conman
- Overprotective smashy guy
Twink, otter, bear basically.
- Fragile neurotic nerd
- Jack-of-all-trades conman
- Overprotective smashy guy
Twink, otter, bear basically.
Pronouns: he/him
Color: blue
Steak: burnt ends
Salty/sweet: salty
Chrono: morning
Holiday: Christmas
Drink: Dr Pepper
Dessert: Cheesecake
Pillow: many
Water: cold
Beatles/Stones: Stones
Games: turn-based tactics
Wrestling maneuver: dragon screw leg whip
Quote with yours, but remove one and add one.
Color: blue
Steak: burnt ends
Salty/sweet: salty
Chrono: morning
Holiday: Christmas
Drink: Dr Pepper
Dessert: Cheesecake
Pillow: many
Water: cold
Beatles/Stones: Stones
Games: turn-based tactics
Wrestling maneuver: dragon screw leg whip
Quote with yours, but remove one and add one.
Pronouns: they/them
Color: maroon
Steak: medium
Salty/Sweet: both?
Chrono: evening
Holiday: Thanksgiving
Drink: cranberry juice blends
Dessert: flourless chocolate waffle
Pets: cat
Pillow: medium
Water: still
Beatles/Stones: yes
Games: single player rpg
Color: maroon
Steak: medium
Salty/Sweet: both?
Chrono: evening
Holiday: Thanksgiving
Drink: cranberry juice blends
Dessert: flourless chocolate waffle
Pets: cat
Pillow: medium
Water: still
Beatles/Stones: yes
Games: single player rpg
Pronouns: She/her
Star: Trek
Color: Blue
Steak: Blue
Salty/Sweet: Salty
Chrono: Morning
Holiday: Liminal Week/NYE
Drink: Black coffee
Dessert: Flourless choc cake & coffee
Pets: Dogs
Pillow: Squishy
Water: Con gas
Beatles/Stones: Yes
Quote post with yours, but add a category and take one away.
Star: Trek
Color: Blue
Steak: Blue
Salty/Sweet: Salty
Chrono: Morning
Holiday: Liminal Week/NYE
Drink: Black coffee
Dessert: Flourless choc cake & coffee
Pets: Dogs
Pillow: Squishy
Water: Con gas
Beatles/Stones: Yes
Quote post with yours, but add a category and take one away.
April 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Pronouns: he/him
Color: blue
Steak: burnt ends
Salty/sweet: salty
Chrono: morning
Holiday: Christmas
Drink: Dr Pepper
Dessert: Cheesecake
Pillow: many
Water: cold
Beatles/Stones: Stones
Games: turn-based tactics
Wrestling maneuver: dragon screw leg whip
Quote with yours, but remove one and add one.
Color: blue
Steak: burnt ends
Salty/sweet: salty
Chrono: morning
Holiday: Christmas
Drink: Dr Pepper
Dessert: Cheesecake
Pillow: many
Water: cold
Beatles/Stones: Stones
Games: turn-based tactics
Wrestling maneuver: dragon screw leg whip
Quote with yours, but remove one and add one.
Quote with a gif of you the day you wake up and finally hear the news:
April 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Quote with a gif of you the day you wake up and finally hear the news:
So I am a cisgender man, who has a number of transgender friends and acquaintances. I don't have any firsthand knowledge of gender dysphoria or what it's like to not feel right in the body you were born with.
I do believe that we have the right to change our bodies, they belong to us.
I do believe that we have the right to change our bodies, they belong to us.
March 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So I am a cisgender man, who has a number of transgender friends and acquaintances. I don't have any firsthand knowledge of gender dysphoria or what it's like to not feel right in the body you were born with.
I do believe that we have the right to change our bodies, they belong to us.
I do believe that we have the right to change our bodies, they belong to us.
February 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
February 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That direction would be forward, towards the end zone. Rodgers seems to have issues leading the team that way.
Also, fuck that antivaxxer fascist scumbag. Eat a bag of nails, quisling.
Also, fuck that antivaxxer fascist scumbag. Eat a bag of nails, quisling.
February 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That direction would be forward, towards the end zone. Rodgers seems to have issues leading the team that way.
Also, fuck that antivaxxer fascist scumbag. Eat a bag of nails, quisling.
Also, fuck that antivaxxer fascist scumbag. Eat a bag of nails, quisling.
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
February 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.
