Paul In Omaha
@nuengineer.bsky.social
@omahabuzz.bsky.social feel like you should be here tonight. Modern English + Soft Cell + Simple Minds
June 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@omahabuzz.bsky.social feel like you should be here tonight. Modern English + Soft Cell + Simple Minds
Probably a coin toss as to whether Trump uses the Brooklyn Bridge incident as justification to declare war on Mexico.
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Probably a coin toss as to whether Trump uses the Brooklyn Bridge incident as justification to declare war on Mexico.
I used to have a solid mix of grocery/household goods that I got between Costco, Target, and Hy-Vee. Could have been close to 1/3rd on each TBH. Today, I bet its like 75% Costco, 15% Trader Joes, and 5% each Hy-Vee and Target/Walmart.
Please keep boycotting Target if you can!
March 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I used to have a solid mix of grocery/household goods that I got between Costco, Target, and Hy-Vee. Could have been close to 1/3rd on each TBH. Today, I bet its like 75% Costco, 15% Trader Joes, and 5% each Hy-Vee and Target/Walmart.
February 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Every winter Costco has a sale on Starbucks Winter Blend. I like it. So I usually buy a bunch and it gets me through a big chuck of the year. Can’t tell you how glad I am I did that already this year.
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Every winter Costco has a sale on Starbucks Winter Blend. I like it. So I usually buy a bunch and it gets me through a big chuck of the year. Can’t tell you how glad I am I did that already this year.
At Alamo waiting for To
Wong Foo and they got ole Pat Swayze videos on. #luckierthanyou
Wong Foo and they got ole Pat Swayze videos on. #luckierthanyou
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
At Alamo waiting for To
Wong Foo and they got ole Pat Swayze videos on. #luckierthanyou
Wong Foo and they got ole Pat Swayze videos on. #luckierthanyou
Brought my boys down to KC to their favorite place for their 16th birthday.
January 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Brought my boys down to KC to their favorite place for their 16th birthday.
Also married my dental hygienist. Am I.........am I a Jedi?
On This Day in 1978:
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.
She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.
#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏
December 18, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Also married my dental hygienist. Am I.........am I a Jedi?
There is going to come a day (probably sooner than I think), where I am going to see a headline like, 'U.K. ejects all U.S. diplomats from London'......and my first thought is going to be, 'What did Gail do?'
The entire country of England is the missionary position.
December 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
There is going to come a day (probably sooner than I think), where I am going to see a headline like, 'U.K. ejects all U.S. diplomats from London'......and my first thought is going to be, 'What did Gail do?'
Guys. You know who you are. Knock this shit off. It’s creepy and never cool …
You: but maybe…
Never cool!
You: but maybe…
Never cool!
The next creepy DM I get on this platform is going to be posted, exposed and publicly humiliated.
This isn’t a dating site, and I will not tolerate creepy direct messages.
#FAFO
This isn’t a dating site, and I will not tolerate creepy direct messages.
#FAFO
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Guys. You know who you are. Knock this shit off. It’s creepy and never cool …
You: but maybe…
Never cool!
You: but maybe…
Never cool!
This is the vibe I came here for.
For all newcomers - you're probably aware of the classic Twitter account @joeldongsteen - account that used to retweet that evangelical grifter Joel Osteen's tweets replacing "God" with "Your dick."
In its honor I recreated that account here. Enjoy.
bsky.app/profile/joel...
In its honor I recreated that account here. Enjoy.
bsky.app/profile/joel...
In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
This is the vibe I came here for.
Bluesky devs this morn....
November 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Bluesky devs this morn....
I swear its like he has a MAGA sorting hat that each of his troglodytes puts on and then it's like....ooo, this one has potential to really do racism and weaken our military....better be....
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!!
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!!
November 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I swear its like he has a MAGA sorting hat that each of his troglodytes puts on and then it's like....ooo, this one has potential to really do racism and weaken our military....better be....
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!!
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!!
So glad you added that ender whew....i was about to get knocked out in the first round.....
I am not here to mansplain. I am here to remind us all that Betty White existed and she was awesome.
I am not here to mansplain. I am here to remind us all that Betty White existed and she was awesome.
Can someone make a block list for white men over 50 who want to mansplain the government to me?
November 13, 2024 at 10:44 PM
So glad you added that ender whew....i was about to get knocked out in the first round.....
I am not here to mansplain. I am here to remind us all that Betty White existed and she was awesome.
I am not here to mansplain. I am here to remind us all that Betty White existed and she was awesome.
I think what trump is doing here is making each successive pick worse so that by the time he is done you are looking at the early picks saying.....maybe Stefanik gets in there and shakes things up....
November 13, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I think what trump is doing here is making each successive pick worse so that by the time he is done you are looking at the early picks saying.....maybe Stefanik gets in there and shakes things up....
Molly Shannon, Kate McKinnon, Cheri Oteri, Gilda Radner, and Aidy Bryant…I feel like she is seriously under appreciated.
Question of the day!
Who are your five all-time favorite female cast members of Saturday Night Live? They don’t have to be the most versatile or most popular, just your favorites.
GO!
Who are your five all-time favorite female cast members of Saturday Night Live? They don’t have to be the most versatile or most popular, just your favorites.
GO!
November 13, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Molly Shannon, Kate McKinnon, Cheri Oteri, Gilda Radner, and Aidy Bryant…I feel like she is seriously under appreciated.