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Dumb Retired 1SG (Taylor’s Version)
@notvolks.bsky.social
Just tryin’ to keep on livin’ and raise some good people….
Hear me out. Next democrat elected president, immediately order secdef to find whatever moss Kanteen Kurt is under. Tit for tat.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Another mother’s breaking heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence, we must be mistaken
It’s the same old theme since nineteen sixteen
In your head, in your head they’re still fighting
With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns
🎶And four, four, four for my headaches
And five, five, five for my lonely
And six, six, six for my sorrow
And seven, seven for no tomorrow
And eight, eight, I forget what eight was for!
But nine, nine, nine for the lost gods
Ten, ten, ten, ten for everything!, everything!, everything!🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was driving a school bus and working as a barista. My sweet used Nissan 240SX got repossessed, so I went to truck driver school courtesy of the United States Army.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hey everyone, just think, MTG only has 3 more days of work before she leaves congress!
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wow….he’s a bigger idiot starfucker than I ever expected
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Quick, who’s on tattoo patrol?
It’s official!

I just filed to run for the US Senate.

It’s time to take power back for working people.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don’t see those very often here…
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@notchbackfiero.bsky.social this will be interesting!
Assembling the engine! - 3800 Swapping my Pontiac Fiero EP. 1
YouTube video by FieroKyle
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Listen, if you don’t need to see this video to know what is happening in The Discourse™️ is wrong, that’s fine, but listen to this girl anyways and get pissed, then listen again so you can get even more pissed. You’re going to need that adrenaline to yeet people into the sun.
Hey Megyn Kelly,

14-year-old Eloise would like a word:

“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”

Sound up! 🔥🔊

1/2
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Jesus duffel blog, welcome to the resistance or something?
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’ll bet at the end of their “satirical” article, the Bee has a footnote that literally says “we think it’s the Jews”. They’re the worst.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think he is hearing Simon and Garfunkel in his head.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No matter how fast I pedal, I am not getting closer to that coffee…
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ok, next time you mix up your waffles…add a little Torani salted caramel syrup to the batter. No need for powdered sugar or anything on the waffles. 10/10
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Nick Offerman is an amazing Chester A Arthur.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He loves when I vacuum and get all his balls from under the couch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just in time for MCB!
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Shit’s about to get wild?
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I just had the thought that since I stopped working in May and have completely retired, I have wasted so many fewer days than when I was rat racing. I have accomplished more. I have dreamed for more and I have planned for more.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Really sucks to have a bunch of good leftover pizza in the fridge, Halloween candy, and good fresh bread….. and a colonoscopy tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So much lethality happening.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This was the best Halloween decoration. Works great when you leave it in a barn all year and the spiders live in it!
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So I kinda want this. Is that weird?
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Goddamn autopen discourse. Whole bunch of dipshit GWOT vets are gonna be pissed when they find out that their Bronze Stars aren’t valid anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Screaming NOFX songs on the stationary bike makes it a harder workout. 10/10 would recommend.
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM