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Not That Jeff
@notthatjeff.bsky.social
40+ fag (he/him), divorced dog dad, writer, artist, gaymer, forever DM with dreams of going pro. FFXIV - SCH Main. ACAB/BLM/Free Palestine🍉/Fuck Trump. No LGB without the TQIA. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Seeing a lot more trolls and bots. From now on if anyone tries to troll or rage bait I'm just gonna reply

"Yeah, no, that shits crazy. You right tho /s"

And throw em a block.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Everything is so exhausting. Why have we built a society where everything is so fucking exhausting?
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My plans for an earlier retirement by winning the lottery have been thwarted yet again, damn you statistical improbability
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I always think it's weird when someone interrupts my hateful rant about something I hate to call me a hater.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If I ever won the lottery, the amount of money I would spend on indie TTRPG games and small business and the amount of art I would commission and pay 3-5 times the asking price would make your head spin.
November 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Sopping wet creature
#ffxiv
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Self-publishing has done so much damage to writing and publication and literacy and fiction and readers.

Hot gays think they can write because they have a mass following of sicophants who want to fuck them telling them they are great at everything.

Your writing is bad and you should feel bad.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I have been trapped
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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⚡Unrestricted Glamour CHAOS ⚡

After hearing about the Glamour changes in 7.4, I had to make something about it! People will unleash some amazing, and confusing, combinations! 🔥

What sorts of combinations are you going for? Let me know!

Youtube Link (Full Resolution) Below!
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Without any prompting and zero context, you could say to a complete stranger that "the opening sequence for X-2 is visually stunning, completely holds up today, and absolutely iconic" and whether they think of X-Men or Final Fantasy - they would be right.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Seeing a lot more trolls and bots. From now on if anyone tries to troll or rage bait I'm just gonna reply

"Yeah, no, that shits crazy. You right tho /s"

And throw em a block.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I misinterpreted this headline and was excited to read about why echidnas are rail enthusiasts, but oh whoops it's actually about their train-like mating behavior
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This woman belongs in a home, not in a seat of power. We need age and term limits and we need them 5 decades ago.
Facts don’t care about your feelings
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Facts don’t care about your feelings
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Going over my spending budget...

How/Why am I spending over half my pay on food every month!?

I need to tighten my belt, literally.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There should be an option to just check out of life for a time. I would like to go into hyper sleep for a month or so.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why does my dog bring me all her toys when I'm on the toilet?
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Love hearing about the fun fall activities my bloomfies are partaking in today. Have fun girlies!
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Hyao Berus
Brynhildr, Crystal
#ffxiv #ffxivart #hrothmarket
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM