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thisisnotgonnaendwell
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Itinerant hierophant. Will work for food.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets the hose again.

No need to follow me back, I'm an absolutely mid colonial.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Both of my local liquor stores are closed. Liquor stores. In winter. In Minnesota. On a Friday.
January 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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why are they both the left one
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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From the River to the Sea Palestine Will Be Free.

Israel is an evil nation led by murderers.
“Early this morning, Israeli forces stormed the UNRWA Headquarters, a United Nations site, in East Jerusalem.”

Statement by UNRWA Commissioner-General Philippe Lazzarini:
www.unrwa.org/newsroom/off...
January 20, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Counterpoint,
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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No, that can't be right, says MAGA.
Of course we are! Duh.
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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I see Greenland has a new version of MAGA - Make America Go Away
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Punctuation is important.
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
In one of the proudest moments of my life, I went to block ICE only to find that -they- had already blocked -me-.

<sniff> I'd like to thank my mother, my father and of course my generous partner without whom I could not have made this happen.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Whatever else happens, Scott Adams is still dead.
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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I cannot emphasize enough the absolutely seismic nature of the shift between “children are what happens to you, especially if you get married” and “you can choose whether, when, and with whom to have children”
January 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Due to a history of exaggerations, Mr. Adams' death was initially treated as rumor. Disney can now officially confirm Scott's passing, as JD Vance has already fucked his widow.
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Walking past a meeting room where the one remote participant is wearing a slipknot t-shirt.
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Suddenly quite smoky in Melbourne. Giving echoes of late 2019/early 2020.

Turns out I have not good feelings from that era.
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Timeline cleanse.
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Did Ben Shapiro leave?
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
No cap.
If Vance couldn't tell virulently racist lies he'd have nothing left to say.
WATTERS: Have you been watching this New York Mayor Mamdani guy?

JD VANCE: Heh heh heh. The guy who wants to take all property away from white people?
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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If Vance couldn't tell virulently racist lies he'd have nothing left to say.
WATTERS: Have you been watching this New York Mayor Mamdani guy?

JD VANCE: Heh heh heh. The guy who wants to take all property away from white people?
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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I just watched the video of ICE shooting and killing a woman as she drove away and I’m feeling quite sad.

America was once a country of respectable values. Now it’s a country of MAGA fuelled governance and hate.

I thinks it’s time to call America officially fucked.
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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ICE Vows To Restore Order Using Whatever Force Unnecessary
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Such grace and dignity.
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 AM