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Notdannhohoho
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He/Him/Oi!
Connoisseur of dogs with side eyes, and thumb faces. Former Dad of Kimchi (that was her up there(no not the thumb guy)).

Please don't take me too seriously. Unless i'm being serious.

Too shy and ugly to use a real photo. Forgive me.
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Notdannhohoho @notdanno.bsky.social · Nov 29
Kimchee immortalised by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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Dear Men, can you just fuck off please

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Women filmed in secret for social media content - then harassed online
So-called manfluencers wearing smart glasses approach women and then post videos to TikTok and Instagram.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
Rehab: ✔️
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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I fucking despise fireworks
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
Gimme the best songs you've discovered this year.

This is so languid, sublime and effortlessly cool. I adore it.

youtu.be/LGNaKg8KOqc?...
Snakeface
YouTube video by Throwing Muses - Topic
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is bum compared to my playlist today #TOTP
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Merry Christmas you lovely people. And Merry Christmas you Cunts (you know which is which and I love you all anyways)
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Dear Morrisons,

I am not sharing your knock-off Frazzles. Please stop printing such a notion on the bag. They are MINE.

Thank you.
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Sorry kids and I know I'll be ostracised but Xmas #totp bluesky can get fucked
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
Ahh that feeling when the cheese arrives and you laugh at Americans
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Are organisations ever going to learn or do we just have to endure the endless cycle of nonces and sex offenders getting away with it forever?
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I have a spot on the edge of my lip and I'm on the verge of ripping it off with model clippers. I've clearly done something to it in a past life as I've been tortured by it for 2 days now.

I DID NOTHING TO YOUR ANCESTORS THAT THEY DID NOT DESERVE, STOP HURTING ME
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
Ok, I’ve got 600 pounds to go and two weeks till my first shift, please spare what you can, going to get there eventually

www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...
Lina's fundraiser for Crisis
Help Lina S raise money to support Crisis
www.justgiving.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
Where is my Belle it's been 47 minutes
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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shewithcapitalv.bsky.social
Oh I need to vent lads. I'm fine & no, I'm not going to deactivate like last time because I'm a lot stronger now & can deal with him better but Jazz Cunt is getting into my head again. Making me worry about what I post, whether I should I delete my pics & just basically making me feel small and ...
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
Why is this too much to ask for?
rhysclark97.bsky.social RhysClark97 @rhysclark97.bsky.social · Dec 14
geniunely, a none AI phone with a headphone jack and i will buy it.
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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rememberingrik.bsky.social
Daniel! What have you done?! 😂🎄🎅🏻☃️

#CountdownToChristmas #AdventCalendar #ManDown #RememberingRik #RikMayall
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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theashpreston.bsky.social
Jamie Oliver is relaunching his Italian restaurant. He's someone I genuinely loathe. A few years ago after a wedding where I had too much rum, the first thing I saw the next day was him having some moan about poor people's eating habits...

So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!
Ugh, this prick. I've got a real bad hangover because I don't drink rum and it's just inspired me to get out my frustrations of how much I genuinely despise everything about the existence of Jamie Oliver. I'm not exactly fond of histories greatest monsters, but Jamie Oliver personally somehow is more detestable to me. How is it possible to be that much of an arsehole? For a start, he absolutely despises working class people. He practically sweats it from his big weird face, which is oddly satisfying to look at, because it looks like someone has already decked him. Remember his school dinners campaign? Now obviously it's good to have balance, but what an ogre about it. Yeah it's good to make kids healthier, but his method of trying to co-opt them personally, with his self righteous dickhead salads, like Tommy the nonce trying to get you in his Sierra was always creepy as fuck. Yeah mate, well done, talk to dinner ladies like a piece of shit, just working class folk doing a job, Detestable turd. The best thing was when he went America and tried it, they told him 'fuck off you big fanny' and he had a legit cry that he was 'only trying to help people' and it somehow made him even less sympathetic. He was the first person that I think genuinely made me feel bad about my families social status. It's his lack of awareness of saying it, proper with that sneer at people who can't just pop down every night for fresh ingredients every day because, you know, it costs a bit, and we didn't have that. About a year ago he wanted to try and ban two for one pizzas, because THAT must be why we are all still fat after he changed the world. Oh, and politicians latch onto his fat lip for publicity ops as well, I'm amazed his head wasn't paraded through a town square after his sugar tax smuggery. Why do you want to take everything away. If I lived in a fuck off mansion and enjoyed some sweet Conservative tax cuts I'd be eating Petit Foie Gras with my feet on a poor persons back just like you Jamie, and I'd STILL think you were a twat. Yeah, fat people can fuck off, not at Christmas though, I've got me puddings to shill from my corporate sponsor. Please buy these, yeah spend that money you hardly have, then I'll call you a cunt for liking too much sugar, all the while wearing me silly Christmas jumper like a massive spod. I felt terrible for all his restaurant staff when that went to shit, people losing jobs is guff, but I really hope he cried, and then gets taken the cleaners for the suppliers his company diddled around. I won't even start about his bumming up to a fucking oil company to sell his overpriced, healthy ethically sourced fuckhead food at Shell garages. I hope they all buy a Ginsters and laugh at you thinking a truck driver wants a small, expensive falafel salad. You really don't get it do you. Godddd! I really, really dislike him so much. The fucking 'Bono' of culinary arseholes... 15 minute meals my dick. I'm going back to bed. Thanks Rum!
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
How are you doing, Cunts?

(Do not take this as a personal attack there is almost certainly some Aussie blood in my veins)
December 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
notdanno.bsky.social
Welcome to becoming viscerally loathed, Lewis
newstatesman1913.bsky.social The New Statesman @newstatesman1913.bsky.social · Dec 12
How can this inoffensive man have become so viscerally loathed?

Keir Starmer must make No 10 a content factory

🖊️ Lewis Goodall
Keir Starmer must make No 10 a content factory
The Prime Minister can only re-establish authority if he learns to command the message
www.newstatesman.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
notdanno.bsky.social
Smash the System brother

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Drunk raccoon found in liquor store suspected in karate studio break-in
The
www.bbc.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Listening to 15minute psych-metal tracks on the first day of Yule because that's what Jesus wanted
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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@followhuw.bsky.social HUW IT'S KICKING OFF
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Died doing what he loved: intimidating our friends and neighbours.

Rest in Piss.
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Feel like I'm being faintly punished because I couldn't get in touch
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM