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Lane
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Pizza is not fungible. Opinions are my own.
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I think it’s time to acknowledge the real problem. We’re in a bitchassness epidemic.
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Me booing the ring commercials at the function.
get rid of your fucking ring doorbell grow up!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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El dinero no da la felicidad, pero te hace impune si cometes delitos.
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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W.H.A.T. A. B.U.R.N.!

The city of Minneapolis and its residents were formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Kendrick has won nine and counting Grammys since Drake said "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy"
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
“It’s all databases dude” - a thing I just said to my boss during a checkin.
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Alright fam we working tomorrow or nah?
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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My cousin texted me about ICE patrolling her apartment complex, and how a bunch of kids won’t go to the bus stop anymore. This is terror. And, as usual, the children will suffer most.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
@embodiedastrology.bsky.social this Capricorn wants to run for office, and help bring democratic socialism into the mainstream. Thanks for the nudge!
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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We're canvassing on inaturalist. 🪶 🐣
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
So we have un-eradicated measles, pardoned a bunch of scammers, and slowed usage of electric vehicles. Sick of winning yet???
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
It’s BEEN abolish ICE and any dem running in 26/28 better act like it.
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Earned wage payday loans are loans, and just like traditional payday loans they trap consumers in a cycle of debt. Just because the CFPB says loans are not loans doesn’t make them safe for people living paycheck to paycheck - NCLC's Lauren Saunders
www.nclc.org/earned-wage-...
Earned Wage Payday Loans are Loans, Despite CFPB’s Claim
Courts Have Unanimously Rejected Claims that Payday Loan Apps Do Not Offer Loans and That Their Fees Are Not Finance Charges WASHINGTON – The advisory opinion issued today by the Consumer Financial Pr...
www.nclc.org
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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"And then I said 'You want some chicken? You ain’t getting it here, bro!'" 🪶
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
New auto-response just dropped: “We understand you have questions, but we do not have answers and do not handle legal inquiries.” Thanks Politico/anon ED staffer.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Everyone should hear about the CFPB: crooked.com/podcast-seri...
What A Day | Crooked Media
crooked.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oregon took advantage of the very short period where SNAP distribution was legal and goddam does that make me a proud Oregonian.
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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NEWS — The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts.

www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM