DijonMustard
@notactuallyjon.bsky.social
Sr. Code Mangler | Clinically Distracted | Amateur Expensive-Glass Buyer
I upload pictures I forgot I took ages ago.
I like pretty pictures.
I upload pictures I forgot I took ages ago.
I like pretty pictures.
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NEWS: My Dress-Up Darling returns to screens this July and a brand new Season 2 trailer was just released!
👗 Check it out: got.cr/DressUpDarlingS2TrailerBsky
👗 Check it out: got.cr/DressUpDarlingS2TrailerBsky
May 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
NEWS: My Dress-Up Darling returns to screens this July and a brand new Season 2 trailer was just released!
👗 Check it out: got.cr/DressUpDarlingS2TrailerBsky
👗 Check it out: got.cr/DressUpDarlingS2TrailerBsky
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The haiku never lies
February 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The haiku never lies
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this is what nomura meant when he said american folklore
January 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is what nomura meant when he said american folklore
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Sunset off the coast of Miyajima
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Sunset off the coast of Miyajima
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In this season of bargains, send this classic meme to your former friends who happened to get that big discount sale you were waiting a whole year for only for it to be out of stock because you were late a few minutes. #blackfriday #meme #memes
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
In this season of bargains, send this classic meme to your former friends who happened to get that big discount sale you were waiting a whole year for only for it to be out of stock because you were late a few minutes. #blackfriday #meme #memes
Happy puppy doesn’t want to bring the ball back
November 24, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Happy puppy doesn’t want to bring the ball back
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i don't think im smart enough to install kubernetes :(
November 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
i don't think im smart enough to install kubernetes :(
Wednesdays are easier when I can turn around and see this furball watching me work all day ❤️
November 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Wednesdays are easier when I can turn around and see this furball watching me work all day ❤️
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My body is a MACHINE that turns PAYCHECKS into UNFINISHED VIDEO GAMES.
November 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
My body is a MACHINE that turns PAYCHECKS into UNFINISHED VIDEO GAMES.
Saw one of our neighborhood foxes, during the day! An uncommon sight for sure.
November 10, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Saw one of our neighborhood foxes, during the day! An uncommon sight for sure.
Happy Merge-Changes-By-EoD-or-it-Carries-to-Next-Sprint-Thursday!
November 7, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Happy Merge-Changes-By-EoD-or-it-Carries-to-Next-Sprint-Thursday!
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welcome to the next 4 years of hell. we got through it once, we’ll get through it again 🙏🏻
November 6, 2024 at 1:43 PM
welcome to the next 4 years of hell. we got through it once, we’ll get through it again 🙏🏻
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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Alright, America. Let’s fuck him up.
November 5, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Alright, America. Let’s fuck him up.
Checkpoint!! Post your favorite animal!
(This is Stella. She tried to run as fast as the ball. She couldn’t keep it up for all that long.)
(This is Stella. She tried to run as fast as the ball. She couldn’t keep it up for all that long.)
November 3, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Checkpoint!! Post your favorite animal!
(This is Stella. She tried to run as fast as the ball. She couldn’t keep it up for all that long.)
(This is Stella. She tried to run as fast as the ball. She couldn’t keep it up for all that long.)
Caught pup winking, the cheeky girl.
November 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Caught pup winking, the cheeky girl.
I’m convinced that as you approach the start of off-holiday PTO, the odds of you being dragged into a business-critical effort goes up exponentially.
October 31, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I’m convinced that as you approach the start of off-holiday PTO, the odds of you being dragged into a business-critical effort goes up exponentially.
Virginia’s prettiest parking space log
October 31, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Virginia’s prettiest parking space log
This was my first crush btw
(In retrospect, Cinemax East airing random anime OVAs, alongside my parents not using cable box parental controls completely changed the trajectory of my life)
(In retrospect, Cinemax East airing random anime OVAs, alongside my parents not using cable box parental controls completely changed the trajectory of my life)
October 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
This was my first crush btw
(In retrospect, Cinemax East airing random anime OVAs, alongside my parents not using cable box parental controls completely changed the trajectory of my life)
(In retrospect, Cinemax East airing random anime OVAs, alongside my parents not using cable box parental controls completely changed the trajectory of my life)