Josh
@notablecowboy.bsky.social
Designer / Writer / Dog classifier / Preeminent cowboy theorist and intellectual
I still hold out hope that the surviving California Raisins will put aside their differences and reunite before time runs out.
October 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I still hold out hope that the surviving California Raisins will put aside their differences and reunite before time runs out.
If I ever run into that Frankenstein’s Monster bozo, I’d say, “Fire bad? For who? Fire keep wolf at bay. Fire warm bones at night.” It’s amateur hour with this guy.
October 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If I ever run into that Frankenstein’s Monster bozo, I’d say, “Fire bad? For who? Fire keep wolf at bay. Fire warm bones at night.” It’s amateur hour with this guy.
The way I see it is simple. If you're in the presence of pretzels, you should be eating pretzels.
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The way I see it is simple. If you're in the presence of pretzels, you should be eating pretzels.
Congratulations to my dog Luna — a close personal friend of mine — for celebrating seven great years of eating yard waste and all manner of detritus.
August 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Congratulations to my dog Luna — a close personal friend of mine — for celebrating seven great years of eating yard waste and all manner of detritus.
It’s time we reform our draconian Found Property Laws. I’m an honest, pleasant man making a respectable income finding satchels and old coffee cans full of money that were lost in the woods, and I am drowning in bureaucratic red tape. Finders deserve to be keepers.
August 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It’s time we reform our draconian Found Property Laws. I’m an honest, pleasant man making a respectable income finding satchels and old coffee cans full of money that were lost in the woods, and I am drowning in bureaucratic red tape. Finders deserve to be keepers.
Thinking about getting into model trains and building a beautiful habitat for my dear sweet choo-choo babies.
August 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thinking about getting into model trains and building a beautiful habitat for my dear sweet choo-choo babies.
Instead of wasting my time thinking about dumb, implausible scenarios like everyone else, I spend my time thinking about waking up tomorrow and becoming very rich because I found a huge bag of money in the woods
July 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Instead of wasting my time thinking about dumb, implausible scenarios like everyone else, I spend my time thinking about waking up tomorrow and becoming very rich because I found a huge bag of money in the woods
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I for one am still holding out hope that the legitimate front for an insider trading racket is going to swoop in and save us
June 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I for one am still holding out hope that the legitimate front for an insider trading racket is going to swoop in and save us
If I could give that Wolfman jerk my two cents, I’d say, “Friend, that kind of howling isn’t appropriate after 9pm when folks are trying to sleep.”
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If I could give that Wolfman jerk my two cents, I’d say, “Friend, that kind of howling isn’t appropriate after 9pm when folks are trying to sleep.”
In my opinion, every single food item should have a little pocket of custard inside. For the sake of fairness, if you’re having custard by itself, there should probably be something inside it, too. Maybe a meat nugget? I’ll leave that part up to the experts.
May 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In my opinion, every single food item should have a little pocket of custard inside. For the sake of fairness, if you’re having custard by itself, there should probably be something inside it, too. Maybe a meat nugget? I’ll leave that part up to the experts.
I stand in solidarity with all others who have recently finished their treat and thus have no more treat left to enjoy.
April 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I stand in solidarity with all others who have recently finished their treat and thus have no more treat left to enjoy.
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I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax
April 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I knew lowtax. I worked with lowtax. And you sir are definitely lowtax
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Every dem senator or rep's website should look like the geocities page of a lunatic talking in all caps scrolling, flashing text about Elon. There should be a skull smoking weed GIF and dancing bart. They should be proposing arming up gangs of new york style to stop DOGE from entering offices.
March 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every dem senator or rep's website should look like the geocities page of a lunatic talking in all caps scrolling, flashing text about Elon. There should be a skull smoking weed GIF and dancing bart. They should be proposing arming up gangs of new york style to stop DOGE from entering offices.
I think all games should be required to have a nude mode and also a partially nude mode for those of us who do not want to be exposed to such graphic content.
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think all games should be required to have a nude mode and also a partially nude mode for those of us who do not want to be exposed to such graphic content.
If I could give that Count Dracula guy a piece of my mind, I’d say to him, “Sir, everything you did was illegal and indecent.” He needs to hear it.
February 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If I could give that Count Dracula guy a piece of my mind, I’d say to him, “Sir, everything you did was illegal and indecent.” He needs to hear it.
I wonder how long before dog fighting gets legalized at the federal level. At this rate, probably 2-3 hours.
February 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wonder how long before dog fighting gets legalized at the federal level. At this rate, probably 2-3 hours.
It's true we are headed for a recession, hyperinflation and complete economic collapse. If you want my advice, you should take all your money out and hide it in the woods where it will be safe.
February 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's true we are headed for a recession, hyperinflation and complete economic collapse. If you want my advice, you should take all your money out and hide it in the woods where it will be safe.
I love when a screenshot is so good, you gotta take a screenshot of that screenshot.
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I love when a screenshot is so good, you gotta take a screenshot of that screenshot.
As a writer, I would say the best kind of story would be one where a man declares his intentions to buy a fish, then succeeds. The type of fish and the man’s reasons are left to the imagination, but the subtext is clear: halibut, friendship.
January 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
As a writer, I would say the best kind of story would be one where a man declares his intentions to buy a fish, then succeeds. The type of fish and the man’s reasons are left to the imagination, but the subtext is clear: halibut, friendship.
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For every meal, I eat a handsome trout that I caught in a pristine lake, pond, or stream and I have never once fallen victim to an online scam.
January 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
For every meal, I eat a handsome trout that I caught in a pristine lake, pond, or stream and I have never once fallen victim to an online scam.
I think the main reason to have kids is so you can participate in a murderous, multigenerational blood feud with a rival family. Beyond that I don’t see the point.
January 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think the main reason to have kids is so you can participate in a murderous, multigenerational blood feud with a rival family. Beyond that I don’t see the point.
David Lynch was one of my favorite guys of all time and it's one of history's great injustices that he wasn't constantly handed huge sacks of money to direct whatever weird shit he wanted.
January 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
David Lynch was one of my favorite guys of all time and it's one of history's great injustices that he wasn't constantly handed huge sacks of money to direct whatever weird shit he wanted.
It does matter which ear you put each earbud in, but only if you’re a perfectionist. You can also just use tape to keep them from falling out. It’s all fine.
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It does matter which ear you put each earbud in, but only if you’re a perfectionist. You can also just use tape to keep them from falling out. It’s all fine.
If I was shrunk to HO scale, my first priority would be to visit Rod Stewart’s beloved model railway. I don’t know what I would do after that and would probably be in a pretty dark place psychologically.
January 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If I was shrunk to HO scale, my first priority would be to visit Rod Stewart’s beloved model railway. I don’t know what I would do after that and would probably be in a pretty dark place psychologically.