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Northfire
@northfire.bsky.social
NSFW Artist, Lover of all things Muscle, Macro, and Hyper.

18+ only, No minors, I draw Furry and Human
Oh thanks the lord of kobol, that mustache was awful
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This show was interesting when the robots were only a little mysteriously religious. Now it's getting tiresome.
February 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Wtf IS Gaius??? The plot thickens.
February 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"I know you tried to kill me, and I tried to kill you too. You blew a hole right through my soul while I was beating the piss out of you. "

When this show gets a song right, they REALLY do it well.
February 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oof suddenly I'm so cold! Maybe I overdid it biking after being sick with a cold for a week.
February 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Good morning and Happy Valentine's Day!

Have I mentioned how much I love hyper muscles and bulge?
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Darn, thought my cold was getting better yesterday, but this morning is a relapse.
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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This is just unconscionable man
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us.

Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
The irony of Ben ranting about queer people while penciling on a mustache that looks faker then a Drag Kings. Lol.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Turns out it's really hard to breathe and eat when your nose is completely stuffed up.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This has been a bad week.

It is only Wednesday
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Me: "Ooh a new season of Dungeons and Daddies!"

ME, 10 mins later: "Oh no, this is just awful."
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Spooked by a field mouse this morning, and it made me wonder; does @aidanenormouse.bsky.social get startled when micros dart away from trees or buildings near his feet?

Then I realized his pecs probably make that scenario invisible to him lol
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Good grief now the US is evening threatening to prevent bridges from opening across the border??? Can you guys just build an isolation wall and fight amongst yourselves please? Leave the rest of us out of it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
All these ladies in Baldurs Gate throwing themselves at me, and I'm just like, could the men please be a bit more forthcoming?
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I don't know if this is a popular or unpopular take, but to be honest I find the idea of sinks mounted under the countertop to be kind of gross. I just imagine what all is growing in that joint that I can't see.
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Ooh discord being stupid? Looks like my chance to get out of D&d campaigns I don't like
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Dryer is fixed!
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My dryer is trying to get my landlord to throw me out I think. It squeals for months at a time, and as soon as I contact the landlord, it goes back to behaving normally.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Love knowing my manager wouldn't put a mask on because make are for babies or something, and now I'm getting sick with his cold. Ugh.
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.

It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Are 17" calves big? Or are my pants just uncomfortably tight in the lower leg?
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM