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Noph
@nopholom.bsky.social
Part Time Twitch Streamer, Full Time Idiot. Trans Rights are Human Rights, ya dingus!
twitch.tv/Nopholom
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This may come as a surprise to some of you, but I have arms.
Me, trying to comiserate with those of you who still have wombs: I'm so sorry to all my wombles out there.
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
DOOOOPE found a Shalpha Male Litleo! My first shiny male litleo at all in ZA actually. 7 Shalpha Litleo and like 700 normal litleo ladies
February 17, 2026 at 9:58 AM
"One ticket to the childrens movie please, I am allowed to watch childrens movies because I am a small Goblin child, and not three trench coats inside of a goblin"
I was originally going to do something else but I cannot resist one of my favourite Skits.
They want to go see Paddington Bugbear 2.
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
BIGGE WOMAN
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Genuinely went from a pokemon I was like "um wow thats shit looking" when being accosted in swsh to One Of My Faves when using it in Kitakami and then when I played USUM for the first time. Really cute and love the shiny.
I'm sorry I didn't Get You when we first met, Ribombee, I do now 🩷💛
February 13, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I knew Reg giving me 4 shinies yesterday was a con he's gonna make me sit through almost 2 weeks of fruitless shiny hunting again isnt he?
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Thinking of Her.
@nopholom.bsky.social finished the silly lil warm up doodle of Gerty doing a sick kick flip! My love for her has grown immensely over the past week (also sorry I couldn't remember what her skate board looks like alfnslfnel)
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I kind of want to keep drawing Cultists for people but I don't have All The Time Ever, or know how to ask if people want that, I considered Money but woof I'm not sure of worth for my inconsistencies.
Gizza quid and tell me your animal and colours and I'll doodle you a cultist? (I jest... unless???)
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Reg is being Weird today I don't know how I feel about it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'm true to my word, I was resurrected so I bring Sloth for www.twitch.tv/stampedingsl...
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and Reg witholding my shiny Amaura.
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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When my kids was about five, we were at a restaurant, and some people got up to leave. He asked why we couldn't eat the fries they left behind, and that was the toughest thing I've had to explain as a parent.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Do you like art and want ICE out of US states? What a coincidence, I also like art and want ICE out of US states. Let’s make a deal. Send proof of a donation to an anti-ICE / immigration rights movement and I will make you a free commission of your choosing…
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I hate this new form of "protect the kids" which is actually just "put adults at risk whilst doing nothing of benefit for children", it's really rustling my fucking jimmies tbh.
Discord you ALREADY leaked data immediately w this shit, you want MORE data to leak to dangerous parties? Jesus Wept.
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Me: I've lost my shiny unown F from last year, wtf what game was it on?
My Shiny Unown F: [sat in the pokemon box of the first game I checked]
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
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February 7, 2026 at 12:29 PM
you watch 1 season of fargo and your inner voice throws out "aw jeez aw heck" whenever it's stressed out, and the little fella up there is stressed out constantly!
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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This is a swell boat ya got here Jo. You mind if I see the logs? Oh. Ya didn't want the uh... trans... to see where you've been? Oh that explains it. I'll get out of your hair.

Just one more thing. Your bookshelf. You sure own some classics. Would you still say this one's your favorite love story?
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Zero Concerns about the Moral Legitimacy of MY Community.
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution

2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party

Protecting women and children, is it?
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Hello. CONSUME buh. Pain Mandatory, codswallop biddies. BOMBS happy princess. Twitch excarnation. THanK assembly! Love, Creb. (maybe)

P.S. Sandwiches here. Cinema.
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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It's time for my first real Legend of Zelda playthrough xD
I'm playing #TheLegendofZelda: #OcarinaofTime3D for the first time! ^_^

LIVE NOW: www.twitch.tv/molly_style
a cartoon character with blue eyes and a green hat
ALT: a cartoon character with blue eyes and a green hat
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February 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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DHS says that if you’re struggling to afford a house you should report undocumented immigrants.

The Nazis blamed immigrants for their economic crisis too.

Immigrants are not to blame.

Billionaires are. The ruling class wants you to blame others so they can keep power & wealth.
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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get it right
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM