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Liberation Theological Catholic. Protect Trans Kids. Love your neighbors. Use alt-text. PFP: b&w image of Stan Laurel, my namesake. she/her
NWSL/BayFC
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Wanda Sykes hero

“Bill Maher, you do so much…I wish you’d do a little less”

“Ricky Gervais, I love you because you’re not here, so if you win I get to accept on your behalf. And you’re gonna give thanks to God and the trans community” (big audience cheer)
January 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Skater girls of Ethiopia
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I knit 🧶 because it’s calming and creative and also
January 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hell yeah set to it
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Better safe than sorry, captain 🫡
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I hope she lands somewhere awesome. she’s a gem.
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I join you in solidarity from the SF Bay Area
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
www.reddit.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
they need to find shame
January 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I live in Berkeley and lemme tell you these stickers are allllll over the place
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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#NWSL transfer news: #USWNT defender Emily Sams joins Angel City FC. The Orlando Pride get $650K in intra-league transfer funds. Sams is now signed through 2028.

That's 2nd highest intra-league transfer (Shaw, $1.25M)

Sams was the 2024 NWSL Defender of the Year in Orlando's double-winning season.
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Every day is like

1) Have your morning cry session
2) Shower and put your big girl pants on so you can face your day
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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the whole point of being an american is eating food from every country on earth with people from that country and partying with them. that's the thing we're best at and it's fun as hell and i can't believe these dickheads are trying to fuck things up for us
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Oh no, I’m so sorry! I hope you recover quickly and have no other issues (long covid, etc).

Ive had it once and that was enough for me. It’s something else, huh?
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Hahaha SAME 😂😭
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’m watching Shetland Season 10 and FUN FACT: the guy who plays Ed, Stuart Townsend, was originally cast to play Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings trilogy instead of Viggo Mortensen
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
RIP east coasters
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I hope alarm bells are ringing in the NWSL front office today.

Anyway at this point I hope Rodman *does* leave the NWSL, it’ll show the leadership what happens when they FAFO. My prediction is Liverpool
USA midfielder Sam Coffey in talks to join Manchester City from Portland Thorns
Manchester City are in advanced talks to sign the United States midfielder Sam Coffey from Portland Thorns, the Guardian understands
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Reminder: Spotrac has got you covered for all the off-season tracking

Overall Off-season: www.spotrac.com/nwsl/offseas...

Free Agency Tracker: www.spotrac.com/nwsl/free-ag...

Collegiate Signings: www.spotrac.com/nwsl/free-ag...

Transaction Tracker: www.spotrac.com/nwsl/transac...
2026 NWSL Offseason Summary
Summary breakdown for all 2026 NWSL offseason signings, trades, options and more.
www.spotrac.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Woke up today thinking today was Friday so now I’m even more depressed
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM