noobsause
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a mixture of bill dauterive and george costanza
any/all
any/all
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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i love sexy ladies almost as much as i love sardines
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i love sexy ladies almost as much as i love sardines
Flummox!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Flummox!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This New Yorker piece about the Irish Famine has several paragraphs I found literally jaw-dropping (positive). This is a book review!! Good god!!!
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This New Yorker piece about the Irish Famine has several paragraphs I found literally jaw-dropping (positive). This is a book review!! Good god!!!
When you're resolving a mulligan
valgavoth is a bottom
March 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When you're resolving a mulligan
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it's very round, in my defense. very 'round me, im a little cocoon guy
I just gas lit my very tired partner into thinking her weighted blanket had no corners... the befuddled look on her face
February 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it's very round, in my defense. very 'round me, im a little cocoon guy
Quirk Chungus is so me it hurts
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Quirk Chungus is so me it hurts
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hahaha oh no. no i don't care for any of this.
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hahaha oh no. no i don't care for any of this.
Coming in with a late entry cause I just saw this guy
December 23, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Coming in with a late entry cause I just saw this guy
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
