Jabe
@nominalindltd.bsky.social
I have been dual-classing cyberpunk and druid for about half a century. I like finding places in the middle of nowhere, planning how to get there, and then going there. Not a big fan of people and the various forms of Number Go Up. Food is good.
This is a good read
I had no idea Watson was such a dickweasel
I had no idea Watson was such a dickweasel
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This is a good read
I had no idea Watson was such a dickweasel
I had no idea Watson was such a dickweasel
AMAZING FACT OF THE DAY: asking someone who is in the middle of frantically repairing an outage for an ETA on the fix often causes them to stop fixing the outage so that they can lie to you about an ETA and then spend the next two minutes or so trying to get back in the zone.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
AMAZING FACT OF THE DAY: asking someone who is in the middle of frantically repairing an outage for an ETA on the fix often causes them to stop fixing the outage so that they can lie to you about an ETA and then spend the next two minutes or so trying to get back in the zone.
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Three children were killed by lawn darts in the 70’s and they were banned in the US.
ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point?
If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?
ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point?
If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Three children were killed by lawn darts in the 70’s and they were banned in the US.
ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point?
If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?
ChatGPT has caused how many deaths at this point?
If corporations are people, why aren’t we holding them criminally liable?
wow, thanks AI
don't worry I'm sure Americans are discerning enough to- hold on...my neighbor just put in a weathervane - distinctly NOT a windmill! - but it's close enough that I'm going to have to grab nine of my guns and accuse him of trying to give me wind cancer or vaccinate my balls to death
don't worry I'm sure Americans are discerning enough to- hold on...my neighbor just put in a weathervane - distinctly NOT a windmill! - but it's close enough that I'm going to have to grab nine of my guns and accuse him of trying to give me wind cancer or vaccinate my balls to death
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
wow, thanks AI
don't worry I'm sure Americans are discerning enough to- hold on...my neighbor just put in a weathervane - distinctly NOT a windmill! - but it's close enough that I'm going to have to grab nine of my guns and accuse him of trying to give me wind cancer or vaccinate my balls to death
don't worry I'm sure Americans are discerning enough to- hold on...my neighbor just put in a weathervane - distinctly NOT a windmill! - but it's close enough that I'm going to have to grab nine of my guns and accuse him of trying to give me wind cancer or vaccinate my balls to death
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Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying
The aristocrats
The aristocrats
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying
The aristocrats
The aristocrats
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WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
congratulations to abortion advocate Dick Cheney whose tireless work merely existing in the face of being an utterly worthless, harmful, and vile sack of shit showed the world how much better we would all be there were WAY more abortions
looking forward to his memorial unisex public bathroom
looking forward to his memorial unisex public bathroom
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
congratulations to abortion advocate Dick Cheney whose tireless work merely existing in the face of being an utterly worthless, harmful, and vile sack of shit showed the world how much better we would all be there were WAY more abortions
looking forward to his memorial unisex public bathroom
looking forward to his memorial unisex public bathroom
god I wish I could have seen this
just saw Herbie Hancock at the Strathmore. played almost exclusively progressive jazz, went ~1 hour over time, much of the overage stemming from a nearly 40m lecture on evolution, compassion, & futurism done entirely via vocoder, and saved almost all the accessible fusion for post-lecture. the GOAT!
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
god I wish I could have seen this
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the CEO thought process
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
the CEO thought process
oooooof
Devastating: This Child Was Born With A Strong Moral Compass And A Desire To See Good Done In The World
clickhole.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
oooooof
This is good
It's nowhere near ENOUGH, but it's good
now all we need is ha the rest of the hahaha Democrats to hahhahahaha do more of HAHAHAHA the HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same
easy! LMAOOOOOOOOOO (we are so totally and completely fucked)
It's nowhere near ENOUGH, but it's good
now all we need is ha the rest of the hahaha Democrats to hahhahahaha do more of HAHAHAHA the HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same
easy! LMAOOOOOOOOOO (we are so totally and completely fucked)
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is good
It's nowhere near ENOUGH, but it's good
now all we need is ha the rest of the hahaha Democrats to hahhahahaha do more of HAHAHAHA the HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same
easy! LMAOOOOOOOOOO (we are so totally and completely fucked)
It's nowhere near ENOUGH, but it's good
now all we need is ha the rest of the hahaha Democrats to hahhahahaha do more of HAHAHAHA the HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same
easy! LMAOOOOOOOOOO (we are so totally and completely fucked)
shout out to Erika Kirk's team of surgeons, who in the span of just a month were able stop her eyeballs from spinning vertically in their sockets and change the dollar signs back to things that look almost just like real human pupils
straight white Jesus sure has made medical technology amazing
straight white Jesus sure has made medical technology amazing
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
shout out to Erika Kirk's team of surgeons, who in the span of just a month were able stop her eyeballs from spinning vertically in their sockets and change the dollar signs back to things that look almost just like real human pupils
straight white Jesus sure has made medical technology amazing
straight white Jesus sure has made medical technology amazing
cool but what kind of utter fuckclown would still be using Spotify at this point
Oh we're just getting started. www.rawstory.com/trump-ice-26...
Spotify hit with boycott calls after airing Trump's ICE ads: 'Don’t stream fascism'
Outrage over Spotify running advertisements for US Immigration and Customs Enforcement ramped up on Tuesday, with the progressive advocacy group Indivisible urging users to cancel their subscriptions ...
www.rawstory.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
cool but what kind of utter fuckclown would still be using Spotify at this point
someone out there is the first person to have used AI to write their wedding vows, and thinks that they are very smart and no one noticed
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
someone out there is the first person to have used AI to write their wedding vows, and thinks that they are very smart and no one noticed
Fisher-Price Goebbels
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Fisher-Price Goebbels
TikTokers and anyone else super-into the short video clip format should definitely do more of this
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
TikTokers and anyone else super-into the short video clip format should definitely do more of this
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Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
It should also come with consequences
Not for the mental disorder part
but for the harm inflicted
EVERYONE has a mental disorder or five but very few of them shit up the world with it
Not for the mental disorder part
but for the harm inflicted
EVERYONE has a mental disorder or five but very few of them shit up the world with it
I think about this in how the guy who ran MySpace sold his company and then traveled the world doing photography, while the guy who runs Facebook never let it go and has gone out of his way to destroy democracy in order to gain more power.
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It should also come with consequences
Not for the mental disorder part
but for the harm inflicted
EVERYONE has a mental disorder or five but very few of them shit up the world with it
Not for the mental disorder part
but for the harm inflicted
EVERYONE has a mental disorder or five but very few of them shit up the world with it
yeah, so... democrat as fuck
Former US Sen. Kyrsten Sinema lobbies for data center developer at Chandler AZ Plan Commission. Says she's working "hand in glove" w Trump Admin & warns city to embrace DCs or face federal intervention. City Council vote on Sinema's DC scheduled for Nov. 13.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
yeah, so... democrat as fuck
Hi folks, I'd like to address the UNFOUNDED and BASELESSA allegations that I was a member of - and also an enthusiastic participant in - a murder cult
I have not worn the murder cult t-shirt OR hat for nearly 48 excruciating hours, so I'm sure you can see how preposterous and silly you all look
I have not worn the murder cult t-shirt OR hat for nearly 48 excruciating hours, so I'm sure you can see how preposterous and silly you all look
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hi folks, I'd like to address the UNFOUNDED and BASELESSA allegations that I was a member of - and also an enthusiastic participant in - a murder cult
I have not worn the murder cult t-shirt OR hat for nearly 48 excruciating hours, so I'm sure you can see how preposterous and silly you all look
I have not worn the murder cult t-shirt OR hat for nearly 48 excruciating hours, so I'm sure you can see how preposterous and silly you all look
"oh no, you see, he went on LinkedIn last week and REMOVED the part where he was a grand dragon of the KKK, so everything is fine now and he is supremely qualified to be your kid's preschool teacher" - shit that Democrats have apparently made a conscious decision to believe
fuuuuck offfffffffffff
fuuuuck offfffffffffff
October 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"oh no, you see, he went on LinkedIn last week and REMOVED the part where he was a grand dragon of the KKK, so everything is fine now and he is supremely qualified to be your kid's preschool teacher" - shit that Democrats have apparently made a conscious decision to believe
fuuuuck offfffffffffff
fuuuuck offfffffffffff
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I hope we crush these nazi fucks so that freaks can go back to being freaky and freak discourse can go back to "ewww THAT wig with THOSE pants?" instead of "he has the Nazi symbol because he is a Nazi"
in the 1990s if you were a freak you had to carefully reveal it over the course of many instances of gradual line stepping and feeling out around acquaintances and contacts and if you got it wrong you were indelibly That Guy and had to find a new rec center to play ball at or whatever
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I hope we crush these nazi fucks so that freaks can go back to being freaky and freak discourse can go back to "ewww THAT wig with THOSE pants?" instead of "he has the Nazi symbol because he is a Nazi"
"I wonder if there are any cool graves here", I stupidly asked right before discovering I was a few hundred feet away from one of the most utter fucking badasses to ever exist in this shithole country
October 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"I wonder if there are any cool graves here", I stupidly asked right before discovering I was a few hundred feet away from one of the most utter fucking badasses to ever exist in this shithole country
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."