Nichole
@nojellybeans.bsky.social
She/her | Musician, Star Trek fan, person who isn't sure how to write a bio | Picrew by http://star-trek-dumb-comics.tumblr.com
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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
June 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
okay @profanity.accountant how much do I swear?
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
okay @profanity.accountant how much do I swear?
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My husband put on his Quark shirt and looked me dead in the eye and said "it's his day"
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My husband put on his Quark shirt and looked me dead in the eye and said "it's his day"
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people keep asking "why doesn't he just cross over to the other side?" so i have used technology to extend the image
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
people keep asking "why doesn't he just cross over to the other side?" so i have used technology to extend the image
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You know he's got twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us in his back pocket
wild fact I just learned (mostly) from reddit:
This person who modeled as the policeman for this Norman Rockwell drawing (Policeman with Boys) was a real policeman, and he's Officer Obie from Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.
huh!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
This person who modeled as the policeman for this Norman Rockwell drawing (Policeman with Boys) was a real policeman, and he's Officer Obie from Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant.
huh!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know he's got twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us in his back pocket
Date Everything: the only dating sim that contains a full piano concerto?
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Date Everything: the only dating sim that contains a full piano concerto?
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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the deviled egg girls: thread
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the deviled egg girls: thread
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Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Talked about my work in audiobooks with a family member and just found out that he asked my sister if she knows who “Charles Tingle” is
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today, both Americas come together
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
today, both Americas come together
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the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the muppets do deviled eggs: thread
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
Date Everything is an absolutely ridiculous game (complimentary). I continue to be surprised and delighted by it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Date Everything is an absolutely ridiculous game (complimentary). I continue to be surprised and delighted by it.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
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In the US Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 2nd edition video game from Eidos & Jellyvision, entering your name as "Regis", "Millionaire", or one of the actual $10^6 winners on the show would result in the game changing your name to "Faker" or "Cheater". So I could not play the game as myself.
July 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In the US Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 2nd edition video game from Eidos & Jellyvision, entering your name as "Regis", "Millionaire", or one of the actual $10^6 winners on the show would result in the game changing your name to "Faker" or "Cheater". So I could not play the game as myself.
I got two music degrees and spent about a decade teaching, I landed an incredibly niche dream job, I lost that job, I didn't want to go back to teaching, I applied to 150+ jobs, and here I am still teaching music because the job market is bullshit and I used up all my good job luck already I guess
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I got two music degrees and spent about a decade teaching, I landed an incredibly niche dream job, I lost that job, I didn't want to go back to teaching, I applied to 150+ jobs, and here I am still teaching music because the job market is bullshit and I used up all my good job luck already I guess