The Illustrious noideahowtoparty AKA Christoph
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The Illustrious noideahowtoparty AKA Christoph
@noideahowtoparty.bsky.social
Putting the "hot" in hot mess since 1994
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https://www.soundcloud.com/noideahowtoparty
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GothsLuvTrance every Monday on The Music Galaxy Radio London
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TECHNO WILL HEAL THIS BROKEN WORLD
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
What do y'all use for blogging? Blogspot seems ite but I wanna see what else is out there.
December 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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I come to Bluesky to find out what happened 3 minutes ago. I go to a Meta platform to find out what happened 3 days ago.
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Landscapes is really good and it costs less than Taco Bell highly reccomend giving it a listen
December 5, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Also if anyone wants access to my bootlegs/edits folder lmk I'll sell/trade u da link for cheap

All kinda diff sounds in there not just my usual nü tekno shyt
December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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what the hell
December 5, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Ayo its Bandcamp Friday so if u need some haus/teknow heat for ur DJ sets check mah shit out

noideahowtoparty.bandcamp.com
noideahowtoparty AKA Christoph
Back from the dead by popular demand // TECHNO WILL HEAL THIS BROKEN WORLD
noideahowtoparty.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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DENY through the ditches
DEFEND through the witches
DEPOSE in the back of that C E OOOO
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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If you saw that guy's picture, no you didn't.
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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Life isn’t worth living without music, yet we pay a guy called Daniel ek for access to the music we love.

It’s bandcamp Friday tomorrow - buy a track from an artist, 95% of the money will go to the artist, the person who came up with the idea and spent years honing the craft to make it for you 💜
December 5, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Everyone: It doest feel like Christmas this year
The CEO of United: Hol up lemme do somethin quick 👍🏻
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Ruling classes never realize how close revolution is, and how irresistible it is once it begins.

Wealth inequality at this scale cannot be sustained.

American elites sing the same fairy tale lullabies today that French planters sang in 1790, before their Haitian ‘slaves’ burned their world down.
December 4, 2024 at 11:32 PM
does this mean we americans get affordable healthcare?
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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@bandcamp.com is finally here on BlueSky. Better way to support performers, way less Joe Rogan.
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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You are handling MAGIC that cannot be quantified with logic or statistics as to why it is magical. You cannot flatten and reason your way out of why a certain song makes you feel a certain way, or why you may love a song but not need to hear it more than once a year.
Timely reminder you aren’t a number of listens or listeners. Art doesn’t need qualification to exist, nor do you.
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 PM
"10 pound bussy" is quote of the year lmao
December 4, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Just throwing this out there, but back in Ye Old Internet Times the links you had already visited would be purple and links you hadn't been to would be blue and I'm wondering if that sort of paradigm might be useful for helping people spot social media accounts engaged in impersonation.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Bluesky is great bc it reminds you what actual human interaction looks like on social platforms. It's a stupidly refreshing energy and it's been nice how that's started spilling over onto my interactions on other platforms
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 AM