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andrew
@nohandle.bsky.social
hi hello
i cant exercise because it hurts
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
if i was born a few years earlier i probably would’ve been using ai to cheat at school not gonna lie i did a lot of cheating im not proud of it
February 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
can’t tell you how many times at work someone has recommended i use ai for something and every time i say no
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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there's a new scam going around where they offer you a place to live in exchange for a monthly fee but no matter how many times you pay in excess of the property's value they still keep charging you to live there
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you're not seeding you don't deserve to live
February 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
happy chinese new year everybody
February 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
who wants to see my kitty
February 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i hate cars i hate driving i hate roads and highways and strip malls i want to die
February 16, 2026 at 6:11 AM
what is going on with this app
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Reposted by andrew
i say beat it to pieces and not "beat it to death" because you cannot cause death to something that is not alive. these machines do not bear the divine spark of life and they are not "robot dogs" they are just robots
February 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
. @doomboy.bsky.social i have another argument for you i need to hear your opinion because i feel very very strongly about this one: best yes album??
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
happy boobentins day everyone
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
happy vday to the most beautiful girl in the whole world @cecirobin.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
in my mind all of you look exactly like your pfps
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 AM
why the hell did they make 🤏 an emoji
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
what if they made like discord but uhh not lame
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i’m out here performing some gender calculus
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i’m thinking about going to the moon just to show the haters i can
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
nobody famous went to my high school because i didn’t grow up in any of the dozen or so zip codes where all the famous people grew up
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
why do i look like that
cut my hair today
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
gonna be honest it’s gonna feel so good to die having left no impact
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
please help what do i get my girlfriend for valentine’s day
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
valentine’s day also known as cheat day
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
cut my hair today
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
i’ve waited 30 years to cum for the first time
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM