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andrew
@nohandle.bsky.social
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morning
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
when i first downloaded letterboxd i made it a project to mark every movie id ever seen and i was looking back at it and it and i was astonished that i had seen thousands of films and i was trying to figure out how i had seen so many films
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
hey… 👉👈
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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there is something immoral about jelly. jam is pure by comparison
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
had a dream i threw a party and my subconscious was really stretching for people i would invite to a party
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
netflix but it’s a building and it shows the movies i want to show
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
they should do like top surgery but the top is your dome and they take it off
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
you can post through the pain just keep going
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i’ve seen lots of articles about what will happen to like the housing market when all the boomers die but i’m more worried about the broadcast procedural economy. what will happen to ncis, fbi, svu, the chicago ones
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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i love them
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ignore the stains on my shirt it uhh came like that
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
y’all ever go to a white persons house and you go to their bathroom and check out their shower and they don’t have any washcloths, no loofas, no sponge, nothing? like they’re just lathering with their bare hands
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i’m in your wife’s dms sharing fucking recipes
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hey guys add me on the contacts app to hear all the sick updates about my cool life
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i have got to get more muscular
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
what even is love tbh
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Negative Space. this book is incredible. i had been meaning to read it for a year, then i found it at a used book store.
heavy and bleak, don't read if you have a weak stomach. the book is about suicide but that's not the scary part. i read it in four sittings and the last one almost made me sick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
white squirrel
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
eating a chinese pear
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
idle hands are the boner's playthings
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i’ve never gotten to experience the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine because it actually always has been me
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
hello friends
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
thankussy
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
g’night all
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
hotel pro tip: do you big nasty room-stinking-upping shits in the lobby
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM