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Neil B 🦎🇨🇦
@nobby1138.bsky.social
10-yr-old trapped in old man’s body. Writer, teacher, sausage fancier, squirrel worrier, zoo sculptor.
I love horror, droids, aliens, and stop-motion.

https://boxd.it/2lOX9
Goodnight.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Practicing making musubi with my daughter.
Cat not my daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hate that I took a day off work because I was knackered, and thought I could make some progress on one of my novels, but distracted myself with an idea for a Victorian-based YA novel featuring an anti-hero called Jack Dripper, subsequently getting nothing done.
And so it goes.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Teaching my 7-yr-old nephew to draw by doing ‘half and half’ sketches, and by copying my boot direction, he’s made it look like the monster is walking 🙂 Awesome!
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So happy for Christine! She has written for a clutch of my own anthologies - one of the reliable writers whom I’d always turn to :)
Huzzah for indie authors!
AWARD-WINNING SHARK SMUT!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I do believe it’s time for comfort food.
#cauliflowercheese
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s a miracle he can text with those nails.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bedtime.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
All I ask is that someone allows me to make a film called ‘Candygram for Mongo’. I haven’t figured out the story yet, but I’m sure one will manifest once the finances are in place.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Kiki has decided it’s an early supper day.

#caturday
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
#caturday cuddle from
Rosie, who thought I looked a bit knackered after a quick work shift.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There’s a top dad in this coffee shop teaching his two young children all about the Simpsons - he’s doing great impressions of the side characters, and encouraging his kids to name them.

#SeriousDadding
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This bloke on FB doing the Lord’s work.
www.facebook.com/share/p/17VF...

#Greedo #Rodians
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Made a spiny tailed skink habitat today*.

*Spiny tailed skink not included.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m bringing sexy back, but it’s mostly just pictures of Greedo.
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just curves and craziness. 🤪
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just bad hair & abhorrent humour.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by Neil B 🦎🇨🇦
FUCK CANCER ... here's a defiant anthology project by cancer survivors who haven't let it stop them from writing, in honor of all who've fought the battle. Worthy cause, great stories, please share and support if you can!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sch...
ADVERSITY AND AUDACITY
Tales by Cancer Survivors
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s great being me, because no matter what the quality of this film is, I’m going to love it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The dude putting my snow tires on today complimented me on my rims and I think I might have blushed
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Someone was happy to see me today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Your four favourite rock songs from the year you were born (go do some googling, identity farmers).

So many classics to choose from, but I narrowed them down to:
Strawberry Fields Forever
Waterloo Sunset
Light My Fire
White Rabbit
And just realizing it says rock songs! 🤦 So, I chose correctly!
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My kids must hate having a British dad.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ears!
November 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At work we let the crocodiles carve their own pumpkins.
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Rosie has had it.

#internationalcatday
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM