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Neil B 🦎🇨🇦
@nobby1138.bsky.social
10-yr-old trapped in old man’s body. Writer, teacher, sausage fancier, squirrel worrier, zoo sculptor.
I love horror, droids, aliens, and stop-motion.

https://boxd.it/2lOX9
Sculpting a new Megalania today.
Thankfully, just half of one.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good morning!
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In a weird mood today, which can only be cured by an impulsive LEGO purchase.
Rereading Conan Doyle's novels at the moment, so this is a logical choice.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“That’s me in the corner,
That’s me in the spot, light…”
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Goodnight!

#caturday
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rosie and Kiki are here to remind you that you are important.
Also, did you just open a crinkly bag?
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Goodnight.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Practicing making musubi with my daughter.
Cat not my daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hate that I took a day off work because I was knackered, and thought I could make some progress on one of my novels, but distracted myself with an idea for a Victorian-based YA novel featuring an anti-hero called Jack Dripper, subsequently getting nothing done.
And so it goes.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Teaching my 7-yr-old nephew to draw by doing ‘half and half’ sketches, and by copying my boot direction, he’s made it look like the monster is walking 🙂 Awesome!
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So happy for Christine! She has written for a clutch of my own anthologies - one of the reliable writers whom I’d always turn to :)
Huzzah for indie authors!
AWARD-WINNING SHARK SMUT!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I do believe it’s time for comfort food.
#cauliflowercheese
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s a miracle he can text with those nails.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bedtime.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
All I ask is that someone allows me to make a film called ‘Candygram for Mongo’. I haven’t figured out the story yet, but I’m sure one will manifest once the finances are in place.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Kiki has decided it’s an early supper day.

#caturday
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
#caturday cuddle from
Rosie, who thought I looked a bit knackered after a quick work shift.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There’s a top dad in this coffee shop teaching his two young children all about the Simpsons - he’s doing great impressions of the side characters, and encouraging his kids to name them.

#SeriousDadding
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This bloke on FB doing the Lord’s work.
www.facebook.com/share/p/17VF...

#Greedo #Rodians
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Made a spiny tailed skink habitat today*.

*Spiny tailed skink not included.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m bringing sexy back, but it’s mostly just pictures of Greedo.
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just curves and craziness. 🤪
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just bad hair & abhorrent humour.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by Neil B 🦎🇨🇦
FUCK CANCER ... here's a defiant anthology project by cancer survivors who haven't let it stop them from writing, in honor of all who've fought the battle. Worthy cause, great stories, please share and support if you can!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sch...
ADVERSITY AND AUDACITY
Tales by Cancer Survivors
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s great being me, because no matter what the quality of this film is, I’m going to love it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM