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Saudia Arabia 5 min into his set
I think we’ve all had enough of Kevin Hart
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tough loss for Mudville today with 2 in scoring position and Casey at the bat. Still shocked they pitched to him with 2 outs and 1B open. But a 3 pitch K so hard to argue with the result.
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
KC took CEH. Could have had JT.

Imagine
October 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Inconceivable to the dog someone could go to the basement for a reason OTHER than getting him kibble
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh no. Where will they screen Birth of a Nation now?
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Arguably his most normal health routine @peterbukowski.bsky.social
Wait, has Rodgers always been a smelling salts guy and I never noticed?
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you lose your hat in the dream you lose your hat in real life @oldfriend99.bsky.social
It is so funny to me that Freddy Krueger wrote his name inside his hat. The banality of evil. In Freddy Krueger's nightmare, he loses his hat
September 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I kinda wonder what ibuprofen is thinking today
September 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
noahseligman.substack.com/p/donald-tru...
Again, and I cannot stress this enough, this is just covering actions directly related to September 11, 2001. NOT a recitation of his entire canon of felony, fraud, and falsehood that epitomize his entire mistake of a life.
Donald Trump and 9/11
This is just one day. Just one. Again, TFG.
noahseligman.substack.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is about as close as a federal judge will ever get to playing Kendrick to the SCOTUS' Drake
#JohnRobertsNotLikeUS
September 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So....the guy who lies about everything all the time lied again.

Shout-out to David W Chen and the @nytimes.com. All the statistical reality denials fit to print!

He lied. DJT lied. He only lies. Just call it a lie

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social @froomkin.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So @andyhermannfl.bsky.social your Micah ("Michael" to his friends) podcast was 4+ hours.

Physically, emotionally, how did you think it compares to grinding out a 5 setter at the US Open?
August 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our family contribution to the resistance effort is to call the top suit in Euchre the "Biden" instead of, you know...

#OnWisconsin
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

You only encourage this sort of behavior when you run my inane commentaries @mcsweeneys.net
I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless
Remember me? I’m the guy with “Christian” and “Patriot” on my Twitter profile. My avatar is a picture of me wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat i...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
August 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Okay imma stop you right there.
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Unless you are doing so to overturn the results of a lawful election.
Trump: "If you so much as touch or even think about destroying a statue or monument in Washington DC you go to jail for 10 years."
August 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A tax credit for pedestrians who push walk lights even when they aren't crossing the street because cars are waiting
August 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If this fixes the atrocity that was the officiating in the 2015 NCAAB final I am on board
#OnWisconsin
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hey Donald
July 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Looking fwd to Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh blocking the release of the Epstein Files

open.substack.com/pub/noahseli...
I Should Have Been on Jeffrey Epstein’s List
By Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
open.substack.com
July 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I mean Superman is an immigrant and a journalist so thats strikes 1 and 2 for MAGA
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM