NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
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NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
· Aug 29
NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA.
NINJA BORG is now available!
🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org
Pirates are lame. ❌🏴☠️
NINJA BORG is now available!
🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org
Pirates are lame. ❌🏴☠️
NINJAS ASSEMBLE! Get your ninja pants on and rock the fuck out with FIRST EXPANSION! Legendary guitars, ninja lairs, new douchebags, new missions, maybe even more cool shit! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
Coming soon: NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION
NINJA BORG: FIRST EXPANSION: Really Excellent, Totally Outstanding Rules, Yippee! (FERETORY for short).
www.kickstarter.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
NINJAS ASSEMBLE! Get your ninja pants on and rock the fuck out with FIRST EXPANSION! Legendary guitars, ninja lairs, new douchebags, new missions, maybe even more cool shit! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wal...
You know what cool ninjas do after downloading things from a bundle? That rate those things FIVE stars, that's what they do.
Did we mention NINJA BORG is in this bundle? Get the full core rules with intro mission (good for multiple sessions), three other missions, a reference sheet, and form-fillable ninja sheet with drop down weapons! Fuck yeah!
The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!
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February 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
You know what cool ninjas do after downloading things from a bundle? That rate those things FIVE stars, that's what they do.
Did we mention NINJA BORG is in this bundle? Get the full core rules with intro mission (good for multiple sessions), three other missions, a reference sheet, and form-fillable ninja sheet with drop down weapons! Fuck yeah!
The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Did we mention NINJA BORG is in this bundle? Get the full core rules with intro mission (good for multiple sessions), three other missions, a reference sheet, and form-fillable ninja sheet with drop down weapons! Fuck yeah!
Karate chop those ICE fuckers AND get the full core edition of NINJA BORG along with over 1400 other games for $10? Sign the fuck up now!
The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Karate chop those ICE fuckers AND get the full core edition of NINJA BORG along with over 1400 other games for $10? Sign the fuck up now!
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Game designers--the Human Intelligence Institute wants to help you protect yourself, your work, and your craft from the AI machine.
- Verification of human work
- Universal human-made identifying mark
- Do-not-train registry of verified works
Hit me up with any questions.
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- Verification of human work
- Universal human-made identifying mark
- Do-not-train registry of verified works
Hit me up with any questions.
human.global/game/
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Game designers--the Human Intelligence Institute wants to help you protect yourself, your work, and your craft from the AI machine.
- Verification of human work
- Universal human-made identifying mark
- Do-not-train registry of verified works
Hit me up with any questions.
human.global/game/
- Verification of human work
- Universal human-made identifying mark
- Do-not-train registry of verified works
Hit me up with any questions.
human.global/game/
NINJA BORG all up in that bundle. #fuckice
The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
NINJA BORG all up in that bundle. #fuckice
NINJA BORG is just one of the 1439 things you can get when you tell DHS to go fuck themselves in this rad bundle. itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
No ICE in Minnesota by jesthehuman and 651 others
No ICE in Minnesota: 1439 items for $10.00
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February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
NINJA BORG is just one of the 1439 things you can get when you tell DHS to go fuck themselves in this rad bundle. itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
We here at the dojo worked with Gaffy on NINJA BORG and it was a black belt experience! The Gaffster wrote one of (if not the) most interesting and innovative missions around (ninjas go on missions, not adventures). This guy is a hidden gem that more people should be looking to
Currently trying to pick up writing gigs to help with bills. If you are heading to Kickstarter for a project and would like a stretch goal writer or just some extra talent to pad out the content, Hit me up. Rates are negotiable, I'll work with your budget! #ttrpg #morkborg #indie #roleplayinggames
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We here at the dojo worked with Gaffy on NINJA BORG and it was a black belt experience! The Gaffster wrote one of (if not the) most interesting and innovative missions around (ninjas go on missions, not adventures). This guy is a hidden gem that more people should be looking to
Tell your friends, tell your enemies... wait, no. Ninja sword your enemies. Probably the motherfuckers behind the reason we gotta do this bullshit anyway
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Tell your friends, tell your enemies... wait, no. Ninja sword your enemies. Probably the motherfuckers behind the reason we gotta do this bullshit anyway
Border Patrol can get fucked too. #fuckcbp
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Border Patrol can get fucked too. #fuckcbp
Borgs against tyranny
If you support Trump or ICE you can fuck off.
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Borgs against tyranny
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The motto of ninjas worldwide, FAFO
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The motto of ninjas worldwide, FAFO
Hello, we are a poison dart shot from the shadows by evil ninjas, deep inside a tropical rainforest, on a deserted island where an evil madman had constructed his secret underground base of operations for world domination. Or it might have been a tank full of piranhas. Either way, hello world.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am a malformed kidney.
Hello, I am a malformed kidney.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am a Florida Alligator.
Hello, I am a Florida Alligator.
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Hello, we are a poison dart shot from the shadows by evil ninjas, deep inside a tropical rainforest, on a deserted island where an evil madman had constructed his secret underground base of operations for world domination. Or it might have been a tank full of piranhas. Either way, hello world.
@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy...
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Will ninjas take home RPG of the year?
YouTube video by Games Unlimited
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January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy...
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Welp, let’s go, fuckers. Another year to ninja sword to death
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Welp, let’s go, fuckers. Another year to ninja sword to death
If you need a good holiday movie to enjoy, consider Godfrey Ho’s excellent NINJA TERMINATOR. How’s it a Christmas movie you ask? Because it’s a motherfuckin’ gift to the world.
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you need a good holiday movie to enjoy, consider Godfrey Ho’s excellent NINJA TERMINATOR. How’s it a Christmas movie you ask? Because it’s a motherfuckin’ gift to the world.
Gas powered electric guitar blows peoples minds
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
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December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
AKA Bonjas
Okay, but hear me out.
Ninja boners.
Ninjoners.
Ninja boners.
Ninjoners.
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
AKA Bonjas
A blessed and happy INTERGALACTIC NINJA DAY to all, except to pirates.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A blessed and happy INTERGALACTIC NINJA DAY to all, except to pirates.
The penultimate day! Tomorrow we celebrate Intergalactic Ninja Day!
#NINJEMBER Day 29: That Time Jeff Stole Your DQ Blizzard and Like Twenty-Six or Twenty-Seven Ninjas Jumped Out of Nowhere and Totally Started Wailing on Him
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The penultimate day! Tomorrow we celebrate Intergalactic Ninja Day!
Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck
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Cool Guys Wear Black by Hammer & Hatchet
A bundle by Hammer & Hatchet, $24.99 for 4 games
itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck
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Woah, I haven't updated the blog in a while! Read the latest on my playtesting and hear about some upcoming cool stuff!
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
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#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
The Future is Beefy
I've been a way for a minutes but A LOT has been happening! I ran 24 hours of games across 4 days for Gamehole Con 2025, the Discord server continues to grow, I launched a Patreon to support Beefy Sho...
www.dungeonsandhammers.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Woah, I haven't updated the blog in a while! Read the latest on my playtesting and hear about some upcoming cool stuff!
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com