NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
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NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
· Aug 29
NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA.
NINJA BORG is now available!
🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org
Pirates are lame. ❌🏴☠️
NINJA BORG is now available!
🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org
Pirates are lame. ❌🏴☠️
Walt has really leveled up his artistic skills
#NINJEMBER Day 13: Andre 3000. I totally drew this.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Walt has really leveled up his artistic skills
Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
Udders Akimbo by Hammer & Hatchet, Rugose Kohn, Urizenic
Running Man in the Acid-west of Frontier Scum
hammerhatchet.itch.io
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
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#NINJEMBER Day 8: Punch a Nazi in the Dick. The ninja may have been hiding in the trash can, but the Nazis are the real trash.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#NINJEMBER Day 8: Punch a Nazi in the Dick. The ninja may have been hiding in the trash can, but the Nazis are the real trash.
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Just a few hours left to get in on this sales crashing event!
it hasn't helped sell any mags but it appears our nonsense on here has just pushed our account over 5K 'followers', so let's embrace that as some kind of achievement!
Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*
Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just a few hours left to get in on this sales crashing event!
Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.
Sounds sus. Probably pirates. I mean, c'mon... "Corporate Raiders". Yeah. Total pirates.
One of the best bits about @morkborg.com is the community.
In any other world, MÖRK ORG and CORP BORG would be rival products. Instead, me and @pawelkicman.bsky.social are writing a ridiculous in-world CORP vs ORG zine where our characters fight out our differences!
Shout out to Pawel, love ya!
In any other world, MÖRK ORG and CORP BORG would be rival products. Instead, me and @pawelkicman.bsky.social are writing a ridiculous in-world CORP vs ORG zine where our characters fight out our differences!
Shout out to Pawel, love ya!
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sounds sus. Probably pirates. I mean, c'mon... "Corporate Raiders". Yeah. Total pirates.
Hahahaha! Fuck pirates. Like not in the fornicate way though. In the "to hell with those fuckers" way. Gap-toothed motherfuckers with scraggly-ass beards. Nasty.
#NINJEMBER Day 4: Poopy-Diaper Baby Tummy. Laugh at them.
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hahahaha! Fuck pirates. Like not in the fornicate way though. In the "to hell with those fuckers" way. Gap-toothed motherfuckers with scraggly-ass beards. Nasty.
NINJEMBER Day 1: Melon Chopping. Treat your friends to a nice casaba or honeydew.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
#NINJEMBER is nigh upon us! 30 days of ninjtastic prompts that culminate on Intergalactic Ninja Day! Sharpen your swords, chop your melons, and steel yourself as #mörktober comes to a close
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
#NINJEMBER is nigh upon us! 30 days of ninjtastic prompts that culminate on Intergalactic Ninja Day! Sharpen your swords, chop your melons, and steel yourself as #mörktober comes to a close
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
It’s almost NINJEMBER, motherfuckers!
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s almost NINJEMBER, motherfuckers!
TFW you get almost completely cleared out of your inventory on the game you just released seven weeks ago
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
TFW you get almost completely cleared out of your inventory on the game you just released seven weeks ago
Throwing sidekicks and throat punches at the University of DePaul today. If you’re around look for the ninjas
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Throwing sidekicks and throat punches at the University of DePaul today. If you’re around look for the ninjas
Missed out on the NINJA BORG Kickstarter or Backerkit preorders? No fuckin’ problem! Check out the new NINJA BORG store at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
Buy NINJA BORG | NINJA BORG
NINJA BORG is the greatest TTRPG ever created about ninjas. Buy NINJA BORG here. BUY IT.
www.ninjaborg.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Missed out on the NINJA BORG Kickstarter or Backerkit preorders? No fuckin’ problem! Check out the new NINJA BORG store at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.
Haha. Look at this baby-tummy
September 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Haha. Look at this baby-tummy
That's right motherfucker
September 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That's right motherfucker
This is how you announce that NINJA BORG has arrived motherfuckers!
I found a naked, decapitated postman laying on the floor outside my house. Thrumming shurikens were embedded in my door, and my female dog had a boner; I was pretty sure NINJA BORG had arrived.
September 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is how you announce that NINJA BORG has arrived motherfuckers!
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NINJA BORG is a work of terrifying magnificence. It's an awful, terrible joke, told over and over and over again with world-desecrating confidence and the unreserved aplomb of Steven Seagal drop-kicking Margaret Thatcher in the throat. Round of weeping applause for @rugosekohn.com and @ninjaborg.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
NINJA BORG is a work of terrifying magnificence. It's an awful, terrible joke, told over and over and over again with world-desecrating confidence and the unreserved aplomb of Steven Seagal drop-kicking Margaret Thatcher in the throat. Round of weeping applause for @rugosekohn.com and @ninjaborg.com
NINJA TERMINATOR on a 17” black and white Zenith and JVC VHS player, the one with the big colored buttons on the front.
Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…
Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
NINJA TERMINATOR on a 17” black and white Zenith and JVC VHS player, the one with the big colored buttons on the front.
Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…
Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…
Fun fact: IPR saw the preview of this and they were like “Whoa! You are for sure going to win the ENNIE for best use of boners, we are in!” And then we were like “Cool” And then they were like, “Cool. Send some over super fast!”*
* Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.
* Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.
New!
Eidolon: Become Your Best Self
Ninja Borg
Ninja Borg Mission Zine Missions
www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/
Eidolon: Become Your Best Self
Ninja Borg
Ninja Borg Mission Zine Missions
www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fun fact: IPR saw the preview of this and they were like “Whoa! You are for sure going to win the ENNIE for best use of boners, we are in!” And then we were like “Cool” And then they were like, “Cool. Send some over super fast!”*
* Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.
* Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.
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FUN FACT: I, a very serious author type, wrote a @ninjaborg.com mission in the Mission Zine Mission... zine.
SURVIVE! the Bloodsport Kumite Game of Death!
STOP! the Deadliest Man Alive, and
SAVE! all the boners in the world!
KILL! AND KILL SOME MORE AGAIN A SECOND TIME
in...
WITCH SKULL FUCKERS
SURVIVE! the Bloodsport Kumite Game of Death!
STOP! the Deadliest Man Alive, and
SAVE! all the boners in the world!
KILL! AND KILL SOME MORE AGAIN A SECOND TIME
in...
WITCH SKULL FUCKERS
New!
Eidolon: Become Your Best Self
Ninja Borg
Ninja Borg Mission Zine Missions
www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/
Eidolon: Become Your Best Self
Ninja Borg
Ninja Borg Mission Zine Missions
www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/
September 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
FUN FACT: I, a very serious author type, wrote a @ninjaborg.com mission in the Mission Zine Mission... zine.
SURVIVE! the Bloodsport Kumite Game of Death!
STOP! the Deadliest Man Alive, and
SAVE! all the boners in the world!
KILL! AND KILL SOME MORE AGAIN A SECOND TIME
in...
WITCH SKULL FUCKERS
SURVIVE! the Bloodsport Kumite Game of Death!
STOP! the Deadliest Man Alive, and
SAVE! all the boners in the world!
KILL! AND KILL SOME MORE AGAIN A SECOND TIME
in...
WITCH SKULL FUCKERS
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Plus One is hopping back into our AP & Review saddle with @danielharila.bsky.social’s Duginthroat Divide #OSE adventure.
With a multipart stream featuring @iknowadamseats.bsky.social Ivy & Tony!
Join us at 10a eastern tomorrow & Sunday on YouTube anytime!
#ttrpg
With a multipart stream featuring @iknowadamseats.bsky.social Ivy & Tony!
Join us at 10a eastern tomorrow & Sunday on YouTube anytime!
#ttrpg
September 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Plus One is hopping back into our AP & Review saddle with @danielharila.bsky.social’s Duginthroat Divide #OSE adventure.
With a multipart stream featuring @iknowadamseats.bsky.social Ivy & Tony!
Join us at 10a eastern tomorrow & Sunday on YouTube anytime!
#ttrpg
With a multipart stream featuring @iknowadamseats.bsky.social Ivy & Tony!
Join us at 10a eastern tomorrow & Sunday on YouTube anytime!
#ttrpg