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Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
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Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
With the Alpha for #HeresySupreme going out, I think this thread is worth sharing for people that have tried the video game out without having actually played Mörk Borg.
Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm glad that when I said that the #morkborg scene should try and hire more non-white artists/writers for projects, only one person was a shit about it and people pretty much agreed with the sentiment.

Yeah, that's my plan for upcoming Kickstarters.
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Don't start on January 1st, start now so January 1st seems effortless:
ko-fi.com/s/a87c8e2f63
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Currently taking PayPal donations for 🌲 money. Any extra will be used to get my children candy that I will most likely mooch off of while stoned and working on my current projects (including that monster fucker Mörk Borg game)

dwgaffy@gmail.com

#ttrpg #weed #IHateBeingBroke
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Can't wait for the Street Fighter movie to bomb in theatres.
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Seeing people on Threads and Facebook morning Itagaki with shit like "He gave us jiggle physics"

The mountain of reasons people need the shit slapped out their mouths is unreal.
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Happy Indigenous People's Day
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
To the fly that died in my coffee

I hope you burn for eternity
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just imagine

A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.

That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever
I feel like they could skip a lot of drama and go straight to making Tron soundtracks.
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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CORP BORG is a Deal of the Day on @drivethrurpg.com !
www.drivethrurpg.com/pl/product/4...
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Funded and heading towards the first stretch goals!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Of all of the mainstream music to cling on to and become obsessed with, I'm pretty thankful my 4 year old has picked Twenty One Pilots.
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What game should I do a "Game for Cheap" thread for like my MB, CB, and VG ones?

Land of Eem
Mausritter
Pirate Borg
October 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This fucks, this is why I want more Borgs from different cultures.
October 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Got it done it time for day 1
Licking the frog

#frog #Mörktober #MörkBorg
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Don't worry about not fitting in, because fitting in isn't an important part of your life.
Be proud of being different♡
Your life is shining🌈
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Infinite Coles is a bad bitch and I'm here for anything he drops. That first diss track was DAMN GOOD.
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Appropriate for today's #MÖRKTOBER prompt, here's a classic @chaoclypse.bsky.social video on how to easily photomash muscle arms onto a frog: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYrU...
How to Photobash Art for your Zines!
YouTube video by Chaoclypse
www.youtube.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Starts October 1, 2025. 🎃

#MÖRKTOBER #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG
September 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DNGN CLUB, THIS IS SICK AS HELL! I NEEEEEED THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
👀
Upon receiving the Dragonbreath delivery, unfold the one-page foldout micro-TTRPG designed by DNGN Club Games, expanding the playing experience, complete with a set of teal Mouthwashing-themed dice.
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Vast Grimm. Simply, it's Mork Börg in space. Not simply, it's so much more - uniquely weird and dark, you can play it as funnily or as seriously as you like, and Brian (the creator) is a fucking powerhouse of art, writing, design and more. Even the VG pencil is a d6 rolltable.
September 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The latest Vast Grimm project is now live! Check out the Starter Set for the uninfected.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cre...

#vastgrimm
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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If we're going to tease my upcoming #morkborg videogame with a little video, would anyone be interested?
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm happy to announce I'm a stretch goal writer for @briancolin.com's newest Vast Grimm Kickstarter. Go back NOW.
Vast Grimm – Escaping Stasis
Expanded rules, adventures, and starter set for the infectious, sci-fi horror RPG. Compatible with Mörk Borg.
www.kickstarter.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM