Gaffy, but festive
@gaffy.itch.io
I make stuff
Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg
Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg
Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
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Gaffy, but festive
@gaffy.itch.io
· Nov 17
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
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Pretty disappointed in both @humblebundle.com and especially in @girlswhocode.bsky.social. Please teach girls how to code, don't push them into generative AI. That won't build their skills. Prioritize foundational programming skills and awaken their interest. "Tired of long days writing code"???
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Pretty disappointed in both @humblebundle.com and especially in @girlswhocode.bsky.social. Please teach girls how to code, don't push them into generative AI. That won't build their skills. Prioritize foundational programming skills and awaken their interest. "Tired of long days writing code"???
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RFK Jr needs to be put on trial for mass murder.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
RFK Jr needs to be put on trial for mass murder.
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Honestly my dream "job" would be to scroll through my feed until I find some stunning art (which happens near constantly), then have the time and money to a) commission the artist for an idea i'm working on b) create a new project inspired by their work or c) outright publish them in some form
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Honestly my dream "job" would be to scroll through my feed until I find some stunning art (which happens near constantly), then have the time and money to a) commission the artist for an idea i'm working on b) create a new project inspired by their work or c) outright publish them in some form
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Before you start arguing with someone on here:
- No avatar?
- Few OPs, lots of replies?
- Lefty emoji/slogans/pronouns in bio don't match w/ arguments made?
- Obtuse & humorless?
- "This post is in [𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴]" pops up, but it's clearly in English?
They're astroturf. Report, block, move on.
- No avatar?
- Few OPs, lots of replies?
- Lefty emoji/slogans/pronouns in bio don't match w/ arguments made?
- Obtuse & humorless?
- "This post is in [𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴]" pops up, but it's clearly in English?
They're astroturf. Report, block, move on.
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Before you start arguing with someone on here:
- No avatar?
- Few OPs, lots of replies?
- Lefty emoji/slogans/pronouns in bio don't match w/ arguments made?
- Obtuse & humorless?
- "This post is in [𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴]" pops up, but it's clearly in English?
They're astroturf. Report, block, move on.
- No avatar?
- Few OPs, lots of replies?
- Lefty emoji/slogans/pronouns in bio don't match w/ arguments made?
- Obtuse & humorless?
- "This post is in [𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴]" pops up, but it's clearly in English?
They're astroturf. Report, block, move on.
Now I want to make a zine where it's written from the perspective of someone that doesn't know dice notation.
"Roll the cube one and on a six roll the one that looks like two pyramids glued together and reduce it by the solo pyramid for damage"
"Roll the cube one and on a six roll the one that looks like two pyramids glued together and reduce it by the solo pyramid for damage"
It’s d6 and not 1d6, on this hill I die.
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Now I want to make a zine where it's written from the perspective of someone that doesn't know dice notation.
"Roll the cube one and on a six roll the one that looks like two pyramids glued together and reduce it by the solo pyramid for damage"
"Roll the cube one and on a six roll the one that looks like two pyramids glued together and reduce it by the solo pyramid for damage"
Returning to the Mörk Borg session after a group meeting with Penjamin Franklin
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Returning to the Mörk Borg session after a group meeting with Penjamin Franklin
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Just saw a black cosplayer (@heirofglee.bsky.social) get hit with a slur on Threads because she stated the obvious fact that Andrew Schultz could ruin the Street Fighter movie. He looks nothing like Dan, only has experience in crowd work, and is unfunny to most normal people. He's so gonna suck ass.
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just saw a black cosplayer (@heirofglee.bsky.social) get hit with a slur on Threads because she stated the obvious fact that Andrew Schultz could ruin the Street Fighter movie. He looks nothing like Dan, only has experience in crowd work, and is unfunny to most normal people. He's so gonna suck ass.
I hate threads, people being fucking idiots about Death Stranding is tiring. Some complain about how on the nose it is but you can just spit in the wind and find an idiot on there that just doesn't get it. I'm not saying it's some Masterwork, I'm just saying subtlety only works w/media literacy.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I hate threads, people being fucking idiots about Death Stranding is tiring. Some complain about how on the nose it is but you can just spit in the wind and find an idiot on there that just doesn't get it. I'm not saying it's some Masterwork, I'm just saying subtlety only works w/media literacy.
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Hey. This.
On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hey. This.
Upcycling junk for map making because I'm not @salvaterra.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Upcycling junk for map making because I'm not @salvaterra.bsky.social
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I should really put this out there more: I'm very available for hire. Sick me on your game projects, let me draw gross monsters and cool robots please 💀💚
#ttrpg #digitalart #illustration
#ttrpg #digitalart #illustration
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I should really put this out there more: I'm very available for hire. Sick me on your game projects, let me draw gross monsters and cool robots please 💀💚
#ttrpg #digitalart #illustration
#ttrpg #digitalart #illustration
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Sludge Ghoul, first ever tablet drawing w/Sketchbook. #doodle #digitalart #sketchbook #osr #mörkborg #morkborg #creature #dnd #ttrpgart
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sludge Ghoul, first ever tablet drawing w/Sketchbook. #doodle #digitalart #sketchbook #osr #mörkborg #morkborg #creature #dnd #ttrpgart
Final push, help some creators get some holiday cash for presents. #morkborg #frontierscum #ttrpg #bundle #sale #artpunk #hashtagsaredumb #butIwantmoney
THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Final push, help some creators get some holiday cash for presents. #morkborg #frontierscum #ttrpg #bundle #sale #artpunk #hashtagsaredumb #butIwantmoney
New thing to serve in your Mörk Borg campaign's taverns
Stuck inside from the snow? Why not try this fun drink recipe* courtesy of Greatures!
greatures.com/comic/171/
*do not make this drink or drink this drink if offered
greatures.com/comic/171/
*do not make this drink or drink this drink if offered
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
New thing to serve in your Mörk Borg campaign's taverns
If you backed the last @creaturecuration.com project for Vast Grimm, this is what I'll be listening to today as I finish writing your adventure sparks. #VastGrimm #TTRPG
Hi
Bluesky, this is your reminder to listen to death of the heart 🙂↕️
Bluesky, this is your reminder to listen to death of the heart 🙂↕️
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you backed the last @creaturecuration.com project for Vast Grimm, this is what I'll be listening to today as I finish writing your adventure sparks. #VastGrimm #TTRPG
Shit director and a guy whose only decent writing job was the new It.
This is gonna suck ass.
This is gonna suck ass.
The Fast and the Furious franchise director Justin Lin is set to helm the adaptation of HELLDIVERS for Sony Pictures, from a script by Salem's Lot and Until Dawn scribe Gary Dauberman:
‘Helldivers’ Film Adaptation to Be Directed by Justin Lin from a Script by ‘IT’ Writer Gary Dauberman
Almost a year since Sony Pictures announced its intentions to bring Helldivers to the big screen, they’ve found their director in longtime The Fast and the Furious series director Justin Lin. Addition...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shit director and a guy whose only decent writing job was the new It.
This is gonna suck ass.
This is gonna suck ass.
DnD players and their fascination with perfectly fair dice is so weird to me. Like paying extra for a d20 has a .5 better average just sounds like a scam. Is that .5 really that important?
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
DnD players and their fascination with perfectly fair dice is so weird to me. Like paying extra for a d20 has a .5 better average just sounds like a scam. Is that .5 really that important?
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
@itsquinns.bsky.social I hope that when you eventually cover Mörk Borg, you take some time and talk about the 3rd party stuff. There's so much and it's why the game is so great imo.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@itsquinns.bsky.social I hope that when you eventually cover Mörk Borg, you take some time and talk about the 3rd party stuff. There's so much and it's why the game is so great imo.
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Will you give me a hug?
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Will you give me a hug?
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
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A new, abstract tale about Dracula - starring Danish actors Lars Mikkelsen and Sofie Gråbøl - is coming in 2026.
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A new, abstract tale about Dracula - starring Danish actors Lars Mikkelsen and Sofie Gråbøl - is coming in 2026.
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
Hey, I should be advertising this bundle that has some cool @morkborg.com stuff in it. But I'm busy washing dishes and changing diapers.
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hey, I should be advertising this bundle that has some cool @morkborg.com stuff in it. But I'm busy washing dishes and changing diapers.
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
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You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
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THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...