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Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
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sorry I keep reposting my friends' posts about the cool stuff they're doing. It will happen again.
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Already did, how else can I fit all this inappropriately skewed text into my Mörk Borg zine?
hey you
you
layout designer
make those margins wider
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I fucking love how often my players successfully fully circumvent entire adventures when playing MB games. It's so funny and makes GMing so much more interesting.
February 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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@liberludorum.com challenged me to get 500 downloads before the end of 2025 and while I’m 5 weeks late WE HIT 512 TODAY! Thanks yall for supporting this weird lil indie rpg, and keep your eyes peeled for the Kickstarter of the full-ass book! @rugosekohn.com @danielharila.bsky.social

#rpg #indierpg
February 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Artists, quote something silly!
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Hell of a time hell of a time

God I'm an idiot lol, but yeah go get the big NO ICE bundle and get the digital version of this bad boy.
I have the actual original pressing of it and it's a hell of a time. My cousin's girlfriend was smashed to death by a swamp troll. We had hell of a time
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I hate when I see industry drama, especially when it involves someone whose design direction is inspiring and why said person is also friends with mutuals.

I'm too tired to read more into any industry drama and I hope someone smarter than me can share a good source of information on the whole thing
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
@stopskeletons.bsky.social sharing the NO ICE bundle. Uncle Derek so help me god you better check out Putrescent Regnant from that bundle.
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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I'm chiinsaw man

ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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No word yet on what happened to the other 98 balloons.
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Someone should make little burnable meeples, like out of compressed incense or something.

That would kick ass for OSR games
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Blood Borg by @worldchamp.bsky.social is still easily the best looking Borg imo.

That book is gorgeous and the fact I didn't originally back it because I wrote it off as "just Vampire Borg" still makes me kick myself occasionally.

Thanks again for making it free for that short period last year
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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It's wild to see so many creators supporting Minnesota, standing against 🧊, and standing together for our neighbors. ❤️

Here are all 1,439 games in all their glory.

Find the charity bundle raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota here:

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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My Helldivers-like microgame FIREDROP and my Mothership horror comedy one shot THERE IS A GOBLIN ON ICARUS STATION are both a part of this 1,400+ item bundle raising funds entirely for Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota.

Buy this. Get years worth of cool stuff. Fuck ICE.
itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
No ICE in Minnesota by jesthehuman and 651 others
No ICE in Minnesota: 1439 items for $10.00
itch.io
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I want a set of dice that are completely incoherent in their design. Like a d12 with face values such as: lowercase a, a picture of a pig, the 5 tally marks with an upright tally missing, a toupee, 37, poop emoji, public domain Mickey Mouse, etc.
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Mörk Borg needs more setting zines, less hacks.

Like, y'all understand that adding a single new mechanic can still fit in a zine, right?
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Mörk Borg could use a whole dungeon that's actually a mimic
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I'm late to the party on this, but it's wild to hear that instead of doing the bad thing of making Neopets 5e based, they went even worse by making it a *bad* 5e clone. Like did I read correctly?

Y'all should just pick up Land of Eem and do the rest of the leg work yourselves at this point.
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Coughing up blood, limbs broken, small patches of fire building with each second, clothes ripped and barely functioning

"H-h-hey gamers, rise and griiiind... l-lets get this brrreeeead"

I collapse as the shadow beings drag me into oblivion
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
If your players don't like their characters dying in #MörkBorg, bring them back.

Just make sure their existence is filled with agony and vile creeping torments of shadows. Wounds that never truly heal and scars that glow of heresy like embers of a fire.

Make them pray for death, for it is easy.
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The amount of support from the last post has been heartwarming. Every time I look up and see another member of the community I love sharing the link it feels me with hope and joy, which is weird for Mörk Borg lol.

Also thanks 1000x to those that sent tips. It means so so much to me.
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Also if I've ever ran a jam you had fun during, made something that's made your game better, given advice to help with GMing, used my cheap bastards threads to start playing, post on my discord, or even just enjoy my random posts, tips are appreciated.

Cashapp: $BNB1221
Paypal: Dwgaffy@gmail.com
Currently trying to pick up writing gigs to help with bills. If you are heading to Kickstarter for a project and would like a stretch goal writer or just some extra talent to pad out the content, Hit me up. Rates are negotiable, I'll work with your budget! #ttrpg #morkborg #indie #roleplayinggames
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Currently trying to pick up writing gigs to help with bills. If you are heading to Kickstarter for a project and would like a stretch goal writer or just some extra talent to pad out the content, Hit me up. Rates are negotiable, I'll work with your budget! #ttrpg #morkborg #indie #roleplayinggames
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hitting the Penjamin like
a cartoon of spongebob playing a trumpet on a sheet of music
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob playing a trumpet on a sheet of music
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM