NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
Also pick up a copy of the Mission Zine Missions with missions written by @gaffy.itch.io @brackenmacleod.bsky.social @tessa.bogfolk.com @creaturecuration.com and one of the idiots that wrote the core rules, @rugosekohn.com!
BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!
BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Also pick up a copy of the Mission Zine Missions with missions written by @gaffy.itch.io @brackenmacleod.bsky.social @tessa.bogfolk.com @creaturecuration.com and one of the idiots that wrote the core rules, @rugosekohn.com!
BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!
BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!
Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.
As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.
Haha. Look at this baby-tummy
September 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Haha. Look at this baby-tummy
That's right motherfucker
September 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That's right motherfucker
Proof that ninjas have existed throughout human history
September 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Proof that ninjas have existed throughout human history
Need to find a ninja to play NINJA BORG with? We shipped globally. Even to far off Macao! Top 3 US States were...
1. California (ninjas love surfing and movies)
2. Illinois (ninjas love hot dogs and telling TFG to go fuck himself)
3. Washington (ninjas love coffee and the fresh mountain/sea air)
1. California (ninjas love surfing and movies)
2. Illinois (ninjas love hot dogs and telling TFG to go fuck himself)
3. Washington (ninjas love coffee and the fresh mountain/sea air)
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Need to find a ninja to play NINJA BORG with? We shipped globally. Even to far off Macao! Top 3 US States were...
1. California (ninjas love surfing and movies)
2. Illinois (ninjas love hot dogs and telling TFG to go fuck himself)
3. Washington (ninjas love coffee and the fresh mountain/sea air)
1. California (ninjas love surfing and movies)
2. Illinois (ninjas love hot dogs and telling TFG to go fuck himself)
3. Washington (ninjas love coffee and the fresh mountain/sea air)
Marvel at the wonders of NINJA BORG! Now delivering to homes around the globe in unmarked boxes. Hiya motherfuckers!
September 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Marvel at the wonders of NINJA BORG! Now delivering to homes around the globe in unmarked boxes. Hiya motherfuckers!
In a frenzy of slashing ninja swords and hurling shuriken, NINJA BORG has completed shipping of Kickstarter rewards.
You have our gratitude!
You have our gratitude!
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In a frenzy of slashing ninja swords and hurling shuriken, NINJA BORG has completed shipping of Kickstarter rewards.
You have our gratitude!
You have our gratitude!
NINJA BORG started stealthily showing up in mailboxes across the US yesterday
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
NINJA BORG started stealthily showing up in mailboxes across the US yesterday
A new douchebag for NINJA BORG, inspired by an old douchebag from the nursing home. Made in a matter of minutes. #fucktacotits #wheresdonnie #releasetheepsteinfiles
September 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A new douchebag for NINJA BORG, inspired by an old douchebag from the nursing home. Made in a matter of minutes. #fucktacotits #wheresdonnie #releasetheepsteinfiles
The film's poster was the inspiration behind the NINJA BORG poster
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The film's poster was the inspiration behind the NINJA BORG poster
Our fans really understand us
August 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Our fans really understand us
This beautiful motherfucker is what brought NINJA BORG to the good ole US of A
August 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This beautiful motherfucker is what brought NINJA BORG to the good ole US of A
Product is making its way to the dojo. In the last ten days or so the ninja boxes and cassettes have arrived. The final delivery is books, estimated for this coming Monday. #ninjas #bongcoffin #fucktacotits
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Product is making its way to the dojo. In the last ten days or so the ninja boxes and cassettes have arrived. The final delivery is books, estimated for this coming Monday. #ninjas #bongcoffin #fucktacotits
A lil snippet of the NINJA BORG OST from BONG COFFIN @raptorshadow.org
July 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A lil snippet of the NINJA BORG OST from BONG COFFIN @raptorshadow.org
They are probably willfully ignorant of NINJA BORG’s version too. It’s a conspiracy we tell ya!
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They are probably willfully ignorant of NINJA BORG’s version too. It’s a conspiracy we tell ya!
If you buy the NINJA BORG Mission Zine Missions, your ninjas too can chill with Viggo in a hot tub while overlooking Los Angeles.
June 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you buy the NINJA BORG Mission Zine Missions, your ninjas too can chill with Viggo in a hot tub while overlooking Los Angeles.
Got some porno in the mail today
May 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Got some porno in the mail today
On this day, two years ago at 8:13AM, NINJA BORG was birthed! To celebrate here is a peek at our humble beginnings (now almost 140 pages in layout)...
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
On this day, two years ago at 8:13AM, NINJA BORG was birthed! To celebrate here is a peek at our humble beginnings (now almost 140 pages in layout)...
Ninjocuments ninjelivered via ninjourier
April 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ninjocuments ninjelivered via ninjourier
