Niki Morris
@nikimorris.bsky.social
Mom | Appalachian | Deadhead | Nerd | Bengals Fan for Life | #ImWithHer | #fuckthepatriarchy
My bawdy, irreverent views are my own.
My bawdy, irreverent views are my own.
OK, I’m curious who exactly is the core demographic for buying a ticket to the Melania movie? Rated PG. Like who is going on a date to this movie?
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
OK, I’m curious who exactly is the core demographic for buying a ticket to the Melania movie? Rated PG. Like who is going on a date to this movie?
Markwayne Mullen is a blooming idiot
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Markwayne Mullen is a blooming idiot
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
If you ever really watched the Grateful Dead live in the late 80s or early 90s you knew - you knew without shadow of a doubt who was the leader of the band and his name was Bob Weir.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
If you ever really watched the Grateful Dead live in the late 80s or early 90s you knew - you knew without shadow of a doubt who was the leader of the band and his name was Bob Weir.
It might be basic but every time I hear JD Vance talk about how the protesters are “fringe radical leftist” whatever and then I see regular people just showing up in regular towns all across America. That’s what we need to be doing right now. Step out when you can and show yourself. They’re small.
January 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It might be basic but every time I hear JD Vance talk about how the protesters are “fringe radical leftist” whatever and then I see regular people just showing up in regular towns all across America. That’s what we need to be doing right now. Step out when you can and show yourself. They’re small.
January 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Blessed to have walked the Earth at the same time as Bobby Weir. This one really hurts.
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Blessed to have walked the Earth at the same time as Bobby Weir. This one really hurts.
On my health and wellness journey for the upcoming year, I have decided to smoke more hand roll joints, and I’ve started already.
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
On my health and wellness journey for the upcoming year, I have decided to smoke more hand roll joints, and I’ve started already.
I don’t think interrupting the Survivor finale is going to improve morale
survivor.is
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don’t think interrupting the Survivor finale is going to improve morale
It’s good to set boundaries and I mean like firmly.
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It’s good to set boundaries and I mean like firmly.
Today’s news: “American children don’t read books anymore.” Everyone on planet earth: “Duh”
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Today’s news: “American children don’t read books anymore.” Everyone on planet earth: “Duh”
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Born 12 Dec 1940, singer Dionne Warwick. She is 1 of the 40 biggest US hit makers between 1955 and 1999, based on her history on the Billboard singles chart. She's the 2nd-most charted female vocalist during the rock era & is one of the most-charted vocalists of all time. #DionneWarwick
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Born 12 Dec 1940, singer Dionne Warwick. She is 1 of the 40 biggest US hit makers between 1955 and 1999, based on her history on the Billboard singles chart. She's the 2nd-most charted female vocalist during the rock era & is one of the most-charted vocalists of all time. #DionneWarwick
I’m pleased to share that I am making my famous carrot-pumpkin curry soup.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m pleased to share that I am making my famous carrot-pumpkin curry soup.
We are at the point in this timeline where it seems we HAVE to go into the most insane dark place in order for whatever faction of America is still lost on this plot. So the pendulum can swing back. My morning mantra in the mirror is “buckle up buttercup.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We are at the point in this timeline where it seems we HAVE to go into the most insane dark place in order for whatever faction of America is still lost on this plot. So the pendulum can swing back. My morning mantra in the mirror is “buckle up buttercup.”
Living my best life!
*Sips cheap wine out of a coffee cup at the local laundromat.
*Sips cheap wine out of a coffee cup at the local laundromat.
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Living my best life!
*Sips cheap wine out of a coffee cup at the local laundromat.
*Sips cheap wine out of a coffee cup at the local laundromat.
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Thanksgiving carries a lot of painful shit for people, but we can choose to honor the Native wisdom at its core. Giving thanks, caring for each other, remembering we are connected to the earth and to every living being. We are all one and we only move forward through respect and love.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thanksgiving carries a lot of painful shit for people, but we can choose to honor the Native wisdom at its core. Giving thanks, caring for each other, remembering we are connected to the earth and to every living being. We are all one and we only move forward through respect and love.
I now spend at least 20 minutes a day trying to get up off the floor without using my hands. Inspired by the fervent desire to outlive my enemies.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I now spend at least 20 minutes a day trying to get up off the floor without using my hands. Inspired by the fervent desire to outlive my enemies.
I often reject my oligarch overlords, but I do wanna say thank you Apple for Find My AirPod tech.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I often reject my oligarch overlords, but I do wanna say thank you Apple for Find My AirPod tech.
Smart girlz. My tough ladies. Calling all bitches. If we truly work together we can fuck them up bigly.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Smart girlz. My tough ladies. Calling all bitches. If we truly work together we can fuck them up bigly.
I’m obsessed with the mobility challenges on social media. I’m 53 and my new hobby is finding different ways to sit down and get up off the floor like it’s my job. No hands bitches.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m obsessed with the mobility challenges on social media. I’m 53 and my new hobby is finding different ways to sit down and get up off the floor like it’s my job. No hands bitches.
Bad enough to start a war
Oh, it's bad. Really bad for Donald Trump, but a win for the victims as they get closer to get some level of justice. It's also really bad for the NY Times. A paper that hammered Hillary Clinton and others when they ignored what their own reporters were doing.
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Epstein Scandal Is Snowballing
And Republicans are running scared.
www.thenation.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bad enough to start a war
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
My boss introduced me to his wife tonight as the goddess of IT and I’m thinking that’s good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My boss introduced me to his wife tonight as the goddess of IT and I’m thinking that’s good.
The joy of a mother whose grown children (27 and 18) show up at home for a surprise visit snuggled on the couch riffing as siblings do and whining for snacks.
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The joy of a mother whose grown children (27 and 18) show up at home for a surprise visit snuggled on the couch riffing as siblings do and whining for snacks.
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The New Mayor of #NYC ❣️
Please welcome Mayor #ZohranMamdani and his wife, first lady of New York City, Rama Duwaji 👏
Please welcome Mayor #ZohranMamdani and his wife, first lady of New York City, Rama Duwaji 👏
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The New Mayor of #NYC ❣️
Please welcome Mayor #ZohranMamdani and his wife, first lady of New York City, Rama Duwaji 👏
Please welcome Mayor #ZohranMamdani and his wife, first lady of New York City, Rama Duwaji 👏