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Nichole Christoff
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Writer, recovering broadcaster, and former military spouse? That's me! USA TODAY bestselling author, hound dog wrangler, DIYer in an old house, cocktail connoisseur, classic film buff, and occasional university adjunct.
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"Well, why doesn't he see a psychiatrist?" Herblock on the madness of McCarthy's televised, anti-communist crusade, June 1954.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Local woman wakes up, restarts the world, makes oatmeal.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When your mom calls to “chat” but really wants you for tech support…🤣🤣🤣
a man wearing a t-shirt that says ptfm talking on a phone
Alt: a man wearing a t-shirt talking on a phone
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November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not a top hat, not a cowboy hat… A pilgrim’s hat?

#TheCurseOfTheUndead
#Svengoolie
a man in a pilgrim costume is jumping in the air
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media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Pope Leo met with Ukrainian officials, victims of Russia’s war and a U.S. senator to discuss the Vatican’s role in facilitating the release of prisoners and children held by Russia.
Ukraine delegation meets Pope Leo to discuss children held in Russia
Ukraine hopes to capitalize on Pope Leo’s calls for peace to coax the Vatican into helping secure the release of children and other prisoners held by Russia.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Him: Twinkle lights?
Me: Yep!

Dark days and long nights call for more light in the world!

image: Dreams Time
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Proud of survivors who are speaking out today! I hear you!
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I mean, if you can only advance your agenda by lying…
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Huzzah for a glass of port after putting up outdoor twinkle lights!
two panda bears are sitting next to each other holding wine glasses and cheering .
Alt: two panda bears are sitting next to each other holding wine glasses and cheering .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Going outside to put up twinkle lights… Why? Dark times call for more light!
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Extremely thoughtful article…

As I read it, I couldn’t help but think of my grad students who are dealing gracefully with these issues as they write YA.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Get a rise out of fellow Sven fans by joining them in posting live comments tonight during “Dracula Has Risen from the Grave” on MeTV! Please use the hashtag #svengoolie - and keep your doors locked after sundown when you-know-who comes out of his you-know-what…
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Excited to announce this free, virtual event. Hosted by MWA NorCal, Mysti Berry, @johncopenhaver.bsky.social, and I will have a conversation about crime fiction that matters and what our role as writers and editors is to meet the moment. More info and free registration in the comments. Join us!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hooray for a hot lunch!

(It’s the little-big things that make life good.)
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When your library hold comes in…
a woman in a purple shirt is yawning while sitting at a desk in an office .
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media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“That Dracula girl didn’t listen to me, and look where that got her…”

#TCMParty
#TheMummy
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM