Old Gassy
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Old Gassy
@newgassy.bsky.social
· Nov 11
"I don't suppose you have three hundred unsold copies of 'Unleashed' by Boris Johnson? You do? Oh that's hilarious."
"You boy! What things has Trump exempted from tariffs today?"
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"You boy! What things has Trump exempted from tariffs today?"
Train an old nag madly for big race! (5,7)
April 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Train an old nag madly for big race! (5,7)
The only inhabitant of the Heard and McDonald Islands contemplates their revenge against Trump's tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The only inhabitant of the Heard and McDonald Islands contemplates their revenge against Trump's tariffs.
"Just time for a quick look at tomorrow's papers..."
February 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Just time for a quick look at tomorrow's papers..."
"I might as well say this now -- Elon Musk has pulled out."
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"I might as well say this now -- Elon Musk has pulled out."
"We did a Nazi salute by mistake!"
January 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"We did a Nazi salute by mistake!"
"I'd like to contribute two jars of Duchy Originals organic banana chutney. Where shall I put them?"
January 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"I'd like to contribute two jars of Duchy Originals organic banana chutney. Where shall I put them?"
Richard Tice pays a visit to Clacton, where he meets an ass who has taken thousands of people for a ride over the years.
January 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Richard Tice pays a visit to Clacton, where he meets an ass who has taken thousands of people for a ride over the years.
"You're striking all the wrong notes!"
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
"You're striking all the wrong notes!"
Rightwing supporters today
December 31, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Rightwing supporters today
Rare visitor seen in Clacton!
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Rare visitor seen in Clacton!
Prince Andrew perusing the Pizza Express festive menu.
December 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Prince Andrew perusing the Pizza Express festive menu.
Kemi Badenoch finally finds a sandwich she can relate to:
December 14, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Kemi Badenoch finally finds a sandwich she can relate to:
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Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
Who wore it better?
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Who wore it better?
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Perhaps if farmers stopped with all the yucky vegetables and made things that people actually like such as Lion Bars and Quavers they would have more money to pay their tax.
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Perhaps if farmers stopped with all the yucky vegetables and made things that people actually like such as Lion Bars and Quavers they would have more money to pay their tax.
"I'm looking for a copy of a book - 'How to Avoid Tax by Buying a Farm"... My name? Yes, it's J R Clarkson ..."
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
"I'm looking for a copy of a book - 'How to Avoid Tax by Buying a Farm"... My name? Yes, it's J R Clarkson ..."
Far-Right Express
Sure Andrew Lloyd Webber flew in to protest against landowners paying inheritance tax.
Sure he indulged in a bit of race baiting about foreigners buying land.
Sure he also once flew in to support the Govt on abolishing working tax credits.
But does that make his plays dogsh*t?
Also yes.
Sure he indulged in a bit of race baiting about foreigners buying land.
Sure he also once flew in to support the Govt on abolishing working tax credits.
But does that make his plays dogsh*t?
Also yes.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Far-Right Express
"Do you think you could do something to get rid of this jerk? He's following me everywhere."
November 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
"Do you think you could do something to get rid of this jerk? He's following me everywhere."
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Just opened a Twitter account. I hear it’s going to be pretty big over there.
November 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Just opened a Twitter account. I hear it’s going to be pretty big over there.
Greasy, unwholesome and might make you feel unwell ... and the food's pretty awful too.
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Greasy, unwholesome and might make you feel unwell ... and the food's pretty awful too.
People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?
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a man in a suit and tie says egg nog on a television screen
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November 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?
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