Old Gassy
@newgassy.bsky.social
"You boy! What things has Trump exempted from tariffs today?"
April 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
"You boy! What things has Trump exempted from tariffs today?"
The only inhabitant of the Heard and McDonald Islands contemplates their revenge against Trump's tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The only inhabitant of the Heard and McDonald Islands contemplates their revenge against Trump's tariffs.
"Just time for a quick look at tomorrow's papers..."
February 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Just time for a quick look at tomorrow's papers..."
"I might as well say this now -- Elon Musk has pulled out."
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"I might as well say this now -- Elon Musk has pulled out."
"We did a Nazi salute by mistake!"
January 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"We did a Nazi salute by mistake!"
"I'd like to contribute two jars of Duchy Originals organic banana chutney. Where shall I put them?"
January 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"I'd like to contribute two jars of Duchy Originals organic banana chutney. Where shall I put them?"
Richard Tice pays a visit to Clacton, where he meets an ass who has taken thousands of people for a ride over the years.
January 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Richard Tice pays a visit to Clacton, where he meets an ass who has taken thousands of people for a ride over the years.
"You're striking all the wrong notes!"
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
"You're striking all the wrong notes!"
Rightwing supporters today
December 31, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Rightwing supporters today
Rare visitor seen in Clacton!
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Rare visitor seen in Clacton!
Prince Andrew perusing the Pizza Express festive menu.
December 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Prince Andrew perusing the Pizza Express festive menu.
Kemi Badenoch finally finds a sandwich she can relate to:
December 14, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Kemi Badenoch finally finds a sandwich she can relate to:
Who wore it better?
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Who wore it better?
"I'm looking for a copy of a book - 'How to Avoid Tax by Buying a Farm"... My name? Yes, it's J R Clarkson ..."
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
"I'm looking for a copy of a book - 'How to Avoid Tax by Buying a Farm"... My name? Yes, it's J R Clarkson ..."
"Do you think you could do something to get rid of this jerk? He's following me everywhere."
November 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
"Do you think you could do something to get rid of this jerk? He's following me everywhere."
"Excellent. Seems to never young Bluesky poster trained on my computers."
November 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
"Excellent. Seems to never young Bluesky poster trained on my computers."
Greasy, unwholesome and might make you feel unwell ... and the food's pretty awful too.
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Greasy, unwholesome and might make you feel unwell ... and the food's pretty awful too.
"I am Invalid Handle!"
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
"I am Invalid Handle!"
Some lunk, out of shape! (4,4)
November 13, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Some lunk, out of shape! (4,4)
Musk commits to reducing waist!
November 13, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Musk commits to reducing waist!
"I don't suppose you have three hundred unsold copies of 'Unleashed' by Boris Johnson? You do? Oh that's hilarious."
November 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
"I don't suppose you have three hundred unsold copies of 'Unleashed' by Boris Johnson? You do? Oh that's hilarious."