Caroline Churcher
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Caroline Churcher
@newforestchild.bsky.social
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FYI - TCF is The Convicted Felon. 47
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Few things are more satisfying than opening a new jar of the brown stuff.
The Russian Federation condemning the US incursion as unlawful is laughable. 🤦‍♀️
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.

1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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Keir Starmer must come to Parliament today and make it clear that Britain stands with Denmark against Trump’s threats.
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Where's your Red Line Starmer?

Greenland?
Mexico?
Cuba?

Canada?
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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America is a rogue and malevolent state and global bad actor
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Where's your Red Line Starmer?

Greenland?
Mexico?
Cuba?

Canada?
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is.

It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime.

This is not patriotism. It's subservience.
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
FCDO advises against travel to Venezuela.

I'd be inclined to advise against travel to the US.
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Stephen is the happiest person in the room.

#Traitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
This lot know what they're doing.

#Traitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
TCF promising that Venezuelans will be "rich, independent and safe".

Considering how he's betrayed Americans I don't think the Venezuelans should put much credence to that statement.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I'm watching Back to the Future trilogy while reading transcript of the news conference.

"The US is going to control Venezuela."

Back to the Future has more credibility.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Will Coco ever get her serve sorted?

#TennisSky #UnitedCup 🎾
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
So much speculation about what could happen next.

One thing's for sure.

TCF will be predictably unpredictable.
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Keir Starmer should condemn Trump’s illegal action in Venezuela.

Maduro is a brutal and illegitimate dictator, but unlawful attacks like this make us all less safe.

Trump is giving a green light to the likes of Putin and Xi to attack other countries with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I would love to be awarded a something of the British Empire.

SO THAT I COULD REFUSE IT.

On the grounds that it is redundant.
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
If I was taking part I would 'act' as a traitor. Then I would be exposed. And no one would believe me. Double bluff.

#Traitors
January 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Judy is the secret traitor.

I could be wrong.

#Traitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Hang on a minute. Sometimes we're told who is a faithful and then blanks. So we have to guess who is the secret faithful from the blanks.

This is really complicated.

#Traitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I worked in retail at the time of 9/11. I remember our area manager saying that it would take about 6 weeks for us (a branch of a health store in Southern England) to feel the effects. She was spot on.

Now when America sneezes catching the ensuing cold is more like 6 days.
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The last play of Stoppard's I saw live was Arcadia. Sublime. But my all time favourite will always be Travesties.
Rewatching Imagine - Tom Stoppard.

He was unequivocally the quintessential English playwright. But not English. Rather like Oscar Wilde.

And...

He was a good looking Mick Jagger.
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Rewatching Imagine - Tom Stoppard.

He was unequivocally the quintessential English playwright. But not English. Rather like Oscar Wilde.

And...

He was a good looking Mick Jagger.
January 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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uh holy SHIT?
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Switched over to watch #Traitors Uncloaked and saw who won #UniversityChallenge

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Two people who know each other and a mother and daughter. One of those has to be the secret traitor.

#Traitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM