Neurotic Fan Fiction
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40yo Eternal Escapist and communal internet wacky uncle. Blathering topics include video games, books, cartoons, lucid dreaming, Disneyland, odd history, and select anime.
I also write occasionally when I can be arsed. Step into my office, friends.
I also write occasionally when I can be arsed. Step into my office, friends.
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For any mutuals who are considering giving Honkai: Star rail a try (Not a bad time to start with the 50k lottery), I would be very grateful if you would use my invite code: GU2V28Q5YN
And should you find it meets your fancy, add me and let my financial irresponsibility be your boon! UID - 601512039
And should you find it meets your fancy, add me and let my financial irresponsibility be your boon! UID - 601512039
Oh, and apparently people hate BL4 because Pitchford decided to make the mistake of speaking again. Gearbox should really crate and muzzle him on media visits.
But if I swore off all games that had an exec involved being a slavering ghoul, I'd just be really REALLY good at Game & Watch.
But if I swore off all games that had an exec involved being a slavering ghoul, I'd just be really REALLY good at Game & Watch.
September 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Oh, and apparently people hate BL4 because Pitchford decided to make the mistake of speaking again. Gearbox should really crate and muzzle him on media visits.
But if I swore off all games that had an exec involved being a slavering ghoul, I'd just be really REALLY good at Game & Watch.
But if I swore off all games that had an exec involved being a slavering ghoul, I'd just be really REALLY good at Game & Watch.
Borderlands 4 should be a good time. I know this is a controversial take.
As is my love of BL3. But horrible main story decisions aside I loved 3/4 of the expansions, and Zane is my favorite vault hunter period.
I expect I should I find at least one Character to equally latch onto in 4.
As is my love of BL3. But horrible main story decisions aside I loved 3/4 of the expansions, and Zane is my favorite vault hunter period.
I expect I should I find at least one Character to equally latch onto in 4.
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Borderlands 4 should be a good time. I know this is a controversial take.
As is my love of BL3. But horrible main story decisions aside I loved 3/4 of the expansions, and Zane is my favorite vault hunter period.
I expect I should I find at least one Character to equally latch onto in 4.
As is my love of BL3. But horrible main story decisions aside I loved 3/4 of the expansions, and Zane is my favorite vault hunter period.
I expect I should I find at least one Character to equally latch onto in 4.
Oh!
Good afternoon, friends, been a hot minute. How are you all today?
Me? Oh, just the usual. I'm just over here taking a time out and playing a very, VERY tiny violin.
Why? Well...I dunno. Just feels RIGHT for some reason.
Good afternoon, friends, been a hot minute. How are you all today?
Me? Oh, just the usual. I'm just over here taking a time out and playing a very, VERY tiny violin.
Why? Well...I dunno. Just feels RIGHT for some reason.
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh!
Good afternoon, friends, been a hot minute. How are you all today?
Me? Oh, just the usual. I'm just over here taking a time out and playing a very, VERY tiny violin.
Why? Well...I dunno. Just feels RIGHT for some reason.
Good afternoon, friends, been a hot minute. How are you all today?
Me? Oh, just the usual. I'm just over here taking a time out and playing a very, VERY tiny violin.
Why? Well...I dunno. Just feels RIGHT for some reason.
I was going to add some kind of snarky commentary as is my wont, but sometimes just what's already written already suffices.
Much love and appreciation towards my Trans homies. Today and every day.
Much love and appreciation towards my Trans homies. Today and every day.
We see you, we love you, we support you 💜
April 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I was going to add some kind of snarky commentary as is my wont, but sometimes just what's already written already suffices.
Much love and appreciation towards my Trans homies. Today and every day.
Much love and appreciation towards my Trans homies. Today and every day.
Ay yo, apparently Jon Lovitz and Al Jean are working on a potential revival of The Critic.
Not going to hold my breath, but if this happens, I may actually have ONE gleaming bit of joy to come out of the nightmare timeline we're currently in that I can point to.
Not going to hold my breath, but if this happens, I may actually have ONE gleaming bit of joy to come out of the nightmare timeline we're currently in that I can point to.
March 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ay yo, apparently Jon Lovitz and Al Jean are working on a potential revival of The Critic.
Not going to hold my breath, but if this happens, I may actually have ONE gleaming bit of joy to come out of the nightmare timeline we're currently in that I can point to.
Not going to hold my breath, but if this happens, I may actually have ONE gleaming bit of joy to come out of the nightmare timeline we're currently in that I can point to.
Welp, I think it finally happened. Gaming has ruined my dopamine regulation.
Get a raise at work - "Meh, not bad."
Royal Flush in Balatro - "I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING"
Get a raise at work - "Meh, not bad."
Royal Flush in Balatro - "I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING"
March 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Welp, I think it finally happened. Gaming has ruined my dopamine regulation.
Get a raise at work - "Meh, not bad."
Royal Flush in Balatro - "I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING"
Get a raise at work - "Meh, not bad."
Royal Flush in Balatro - "I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING"
I feel in the minority in saying that I like Everhood 2 more than the first one. Sure, the overarching narrative isn't as 'deep' as the first one, but it's exactly the kind of disjointed a-la carte story arc adventure I loved in Legend of Mana all those years ago, and the music still slaps.
March 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I feel in the minority in saying that I like Everhood 2 more than the first one. Sure, the overarching narrative isn't as 'deep' as the first one, but it's exactly the kind of disjointed a-la carte story arc adventure I loved in Legend of Mana all those years ago, and the music still slaps.
Hundred Line demo completed - I dig it. Battle system seems a tad barebones, but I definitely feel the familiarity Danganronpa games always invoked.
HOWEVER, Kodaka continues to prove that he is incapable of beating the "Create a mascot that isn't simultaneously cute and horrifying" challenge.
HOWEVER, Kodaka continues to prove that he is incapable of beating the "Create a mascot that isn't simultaneously cute and horrifying" challenge.
February 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hundred Line demo completed - I dig it. Battle system seems a tad barebones, but I definitely feel the familiarity Danganronpa games always invoked.
HOWEVER, Kodaka continues to prove that he is incapable of beating the "Create a mascot that isn't simultaneously cute and horrifying" challenge.
HOWEVER, Kodaka continues to prove that he is incapable of beating the "Create a mascot that isn't simultaneously cute and horrifying" challenge.
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“Wow you’ve got 100’s of hours in this game. You must be good!”
Me:
Me:
February 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Wow you’ve got 100’s of hours in this game. You must be good!”
Me:
Me:
Played this for the first time in a while last night after not sleeping for 52 hours. Turns out it CAN get funnier and more bizarre than it already was.
Still wholeheartedly recommend (Maize, I mean, not the sleep deprivation. Don't try it, kids, it's a bad way to live.)
Still wholeheartedly recommend (Maize, I mean, not the sleep deprivation. Don't try it, kids, it's a bad way to live.)
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Played this for the first time in a while last night after not sleeping for 52 hours. Turns out it CAN get funnier and more bizarre than it already was.
Still wholeheartedly recommend (Maize, I mean, not the sleep deprivation. Don't try it, kids, it's a bad way to live.)
Still wholeheartedly recommend (Maize, I mean, not the sleep deprivation. Don't try it, kids, it's a bad way to live.)
Learn more about me: Favorite Cartoon of the day - Johnny Bravo, otherwise known as "Where my brain goes whenever I hear someone on the net use the term 'himbo'."
The adventures of a narcissistic, VERY dumb man who nonetheless remains loveable in his failed romantic pursuits.
The adventures of a narcissistic, VERY dumb man who nonetheless remains loveable in his failed romantic pursuits.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Learn more about me: Favorite Cartoon of the day - Johnny Bravo, otherwise known as "Where my brain goes whenever I hear someone on the net use the term 'himbo'."
The adventures of a narcissistic, VERY dumb man who nonetheless remains loveable in his failed romantic pursuits.
The adventures of a narcissistic, VERY dumb man who nonetheless remains loveable in his failed romantic pursuits.
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Me getting ready for all of these JRPG/RPG’s coming out this year:
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me getting ready for all of these JRPG/RPG’s coming out this year:
Afternoon mutuals! I have a few extra steam keys I got in a charity bundle that I already own, so I thought I'd offer them up, first come first serve!
Its not required or anything, but if you score one of them, I'd request leaving the other one for someone else, thanks!
Its not required or anything, but if you score one of them, I'd request leaving the other one for someone else, thanks!
February 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Afternoon mutuals! I have a few extra steam keys I got in a charity bundle that I already own, so I thought I'd offer them up, first come first serve!
Its not required or anything, but if you score one of them, I'd request leaving the other one for someone else, thanks!
Its not required or anything, but if you score one of them, I'd request leaving the other one for someone else, thanks!
A simple joy of gaming I truly mourn for in young modern gamers:
The moment of sheer excitement and joy of getting a game, and tearing it open in the car to read the manual, to pass the agonizing moments till you can get home and put it in the console.
The moment of sheer excitement and joy of getting a game, and tearing it open in the car to read the manual, to pass the agonizing moments till you can get home and put it in the console.
I just realised there's Gamers out there today that have probably never seen a Game Manual 🥲
You just had to be there 😭
You just had to be there 😭
February 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A simple joy of gaming I truly mourn for in young modern gamers:
The moment of sheer excitement and joy of getting a game, and tearing it open in the car to read the manual, to pass the agonizing moments till you can get home and put it in the console.
The moment of sheer excitement and joy of getting a game, and tearing it open in the car to read the manual, to pass the agonizing moments till you can get home and put it in the console.
Listen here, you little zeptogram
Sho Minamimoto is such a great character
a cartoon character wearing a black hat and necklace
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a black hat and necklace
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Listen here, you little zeptogram
For any mutuals who are considering giving Honkai: Star rail a try (Not a bad time to start with the 50k lottery), I would be very grateful if you would use my invite code: GU2V28Q5YN
And should you find it meets your fancy, add me and let my financial irresponsibility be your boon! UID - 601512039
And should you find it meets your fancy, add me and let my financial irresponsibility be your boon! UID - 601512039
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
For any mutuals who are considering giving Honkai: Star rail a try (Not a bad time to start with the 50k lottery), I would be very grateful if you would use my invite code: GU2V28Q5YN
And should you find it meets your fancy, add me and let my financial irresponsibility be your boon! UID - 601512039
And should you find it meets your fancy, add me and let my financial irresponsibility be your boon! UID - 601512039
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Sharing doggos to the main TL instead of just replies, since I've seen a few pet requests.
We also have a cute, bug-eyed little chonker I'll attempt to get footage of later.
We also have a cute, bug-eyed little chonker I'll attempt to get footage of later.
Here be Maximilian (Brown floofer doing the Snoopy impression with his dish) and Lucky (Our polite and lanky boy).
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sharing doggos to the main TL instead of just replies, since I've seen a few pet requests.
We also have a cute, bug-eyed little chonker I'll attempt to get footage of later.
We also have a cute, bug-eyed little chonker I'll attempt to get footage of later.
I have to stress that I've never, even -once- considered getting a game on day one of early access before now, because it's a testament to just how much I LOVED the demo for Sworn that I'm going to be doing exactly that.
Sorry, wallet-kun. The spirit is willing, but the Arthurian fan is weak.
Sorry, wallet-kun. The spirit is willing, but the Arthurian fan is weak.
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have to stress that I've never, even -once- considered getting a game on day one of early access before now, because it's a testament to just how much I LOVED the demo for Sworn that I'm going to be doing exactly that.
Sorry, wallet-kun. The spirit is willing, but the Arthurian fan is weak.
Sorry, wallet-kun. The spirit is willing, but the Arthurian fan is weak.
This gives me a wise idea for a conversation topic!
You get a single dose of amnestic to wipe the memories of ONE game of choice so you can replay it for the first time again. Which you choosing, buds?
You get a single dose of amnestic to wipe the memories of ONE game of choice so you can replay it for the first time again. Which you choosing, buds?
If only I could play all of these games again for the first time ❤️😭
January 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This gives me a wise idea for a conversation topic!
You get a single dose of amnestic to wipe the memories of ONE game of choice so you can replay it for the first time again. Which you choosing, buds?
You get a single dose of amnestic to wipe the memories of ONE game of choice so you can replay it for the first time again. Which you choosing, buds?
So, been having some weird discomfort in my mouth when chewing lately - turns out the bone has receded underneath an implant. Dentist says he has to pull it out and put a new one if I don't want it to hurt when I chew.
Unrelated question: anyone know the feasibility of an applesauce-centric diet?
Unrelated question: anyone know the feasibility of an applesauce-centric diet?
January 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
So, been having some weird discomfort in my mouth when chewing lately - turns out the bone has receded underneath an implant. Dentist says he has to pull it out and put a new one if I don't want it to hurt when I chew.
Unrelated question: anyone know the feasibility of an applesauce-centric diet?
Unrelated question: anyone know the feasibility of an applesauce-centric diet?
If you see this, post your 10 favorite Animes📺
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
-Paripi Koumei
-DBZ
-Dominion Tank Police
-One Piece
-Cromartie High School
-Paprika (Movie, not series, but an all time favorite!)
-Tenchi Muyo!
-Ghost In The Shell
-Getter Robo: Armageddon
#animesky #promosky
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
-Paripi Koumei
-DBZ
-Dominion Tank Police
-One Piece
-Cromartie High School
-Paprika (Movie, not series, but an all time favorite!)
-Tenchi Muyo!
-Ghost In The Shell
-Getter Robo: Armageddon
#animesky #promosky
if you see this, post your 10 favorite animes 📺
-Youjo Senki (Saga of Tanya the Evil)
-Overlord
-Clannad
-DBZ
-Spice and Wolf
-Medaka Box
-A Certain Scientific Railgun
-Re:Creators
-Drifters
-Promised Neverland
-Youjo Senki (Saga of Tanya the Evil)
-Overlord
-Clannad
-DBZ
-Spice and Wolf
-Medaka Box
-A Certain Scientific Railgun
-Re:Creators
-Drifters
-Promised Neverland
January 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
On the topic of Shadow Hearts Covenant, this is exactly the phenomenon that occurs to me with it.
Just every now and then, out of the blue, for zero reason, my brain will go "Hey, remember the wheel of fortune RPG with the butterfly vampire pro wrestler? Wasn't that WILD??"
Just every now and then, out of the blue, for zero reason, my brain will go "Hey, remember the wheel of fortune RPG with the butterfly vampire pro wrestler? Wasn't that WILD??"
You know a video game was amazing when you’re still thinking about it years after playing it.
January 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
On the topic of Shadow Hearts Covenant, this is exactly the phenomenon that occurs to me with it.
Just every now and then, out of the blue, for zero reason, my brain will go "Hey, remember the wheel of fortune RPG with the butterfly vampire pro wrestler? Wasn't that WILD??"
Just every now and then, out of the blue, for zero reason, my brain will go "Hey, remember the wheel of fortune RPG with the butterfly vampire pro wrestler? Wasn't that WILD??"
It astounds me how I botch the simplest instructions in Dynasty Warriors: Origins through mere tunnel vision.
Game: "Engaging a high courage force alone is dangerous! Wait for allied forces!"
Me, in a mob of 10,000 enemies with 1 health: "INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, HEAD STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE"
Game: "Engaging a high courage force alone is dangerous! Wait for allied forces!"
Me, in a mob of 10,000 enemies with 1 health: "INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, HEAD STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE"
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It astounds me how I botch the simplest instructions in Dynasty Warriors: Origins through mere tunnel vision.
Game: "Engaging a high courage force alone is dangerous! Wait for allied forces!"
Me, in a mob of 10,000 enemies with 1 health: "INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, HEAD STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE"
Game: "Engaging a high courage force alone is dangerous! Wait for allied forces!"
Me, in a mob of 10,000 enemies with 1 health: "INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, HEAD STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE"