Nelly
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A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Spoken like someone who staged his own "assassination attempt"
Trump continues to lie and incite violence against Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I think she's a fraud ... she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her."
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Spoken like someone who staged his own "assassination attempt"
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Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
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This woman sits in a prison because she was convicted by a jury on state charges of attempting to influence a public servant, conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, first-degree official misconduct, violation of duty and failing to comply with Colorado's Secretary of State.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This woman sits in a prison because she was convicted by a jury on state charges of attempting to influence a public servant, conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, first-degree official misconduct, violation of duty and failing to comply with Colorado's Secretary of State.
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel https://theonion.com/bored-trump-spends-night-channel-surfing-for-new-shows-to-cancel/
September 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel https://theonion.com/bored-trump-spends-night-channel-surfing-for-new-shows-to-cancel/
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I don’t know when it’s going to pop for a lot of normies that they are living under an authoritarian regime, but the cancellation of popular TV shows that make fun of the administration might do it www.vulture.com/article/abc-...
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live! From the Air ‘Indefinitely’
The decision follows conservative backlash to a comment the late-night host made about Charlie Kirk.
www.vulture.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don’t know when it’s going to pop for a lot of normies that they are living under an authoritarian regime, but the cancellation of popular TV shows that make fun of the administration might do it www.vulture.com/article/abc-...
@tylermahancoe.bsky.social listening to Johnny Rodriguez today and for some reason I was sure DAC covered How Could I Love Her So Much. Surprised he never covered any Rodriguez songs especially since he named dropped him in Longhaired Redneck
September 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@tylermahancoe.bsky.social listening to Johnny Rodriguez today and for some reason I was sure DAC covered How Could I Love Her So Much. Surprised he never covered any Rodriguez songs especially since he named dropped him in Longhaired Redneck
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The WH threatening any Republican that signs the Epstein discharge petition.
It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking
It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The WH threatening any Republican that signs the Epstein discharge petition.
It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking
It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking
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This rant that Trump is on right now in the Oval Office about Obama makes me think he's got a lot more exposure in the Epstein files than anyone previously thought.
July 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This rant that Trump is on right now in the Oval Office about Obama makes me think he's got a lot more exposure in the Epstein files than anyone previously thought.
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MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
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Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi
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July 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi
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Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
WASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee status this week to former SS guards. “The discrimination these peop...
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May 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
May 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trump: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Very very very top guy. Most of you would've heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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Ronald Reagan: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies. We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.”
March 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ronald Reagan: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies. We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.”
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"Do Your Own Research" they said
A measles outbreak is growing in a rural area of West Texas where vaccination rates are well below the recommended level.
Measles outbreak expands in West Texas around county with low vaccination rate | CNN
A measles outbreak is growing in a rural area of West Texas where vaccination rates are well below the recommended level.
www.cnn.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Do Your Own Research" they said
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...
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February 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Lions and Vikings get semi-miraculous wins while the Packers play their best back-to-back games of the year.
It’s gonna work out the way it should.
It’s gonna work out the way it should.
December 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Lions and Vikings get semi-miraculous wins while the Packers play their best back-to-back games of the year.
It’s gonna work out the way it should.
It’s gonna work out the way it should.