Nelly
@nellyfl.bsky.social
39.6 passer rating. Florida Man.
Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers
"Live from Epstein Island"
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
"Live from Epstein Island"
Can I buy in my IRA yet?
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Can I buy in my IRA yet?
"Melania" will be played on a loop to an empty auditorium until said closure
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"Melania" will be played on a loop to an empty auditorium until said closure
$6.8 million purchased by MAGA PAC
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
$6.8 million purchased by MAGA PAC
I am looking forward to my Dad's MAGA reaction when he realizes Bad Bunny is a Spanish performance
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I am looking forward to my Dad's MAGA reaction when he realizes Bad Bunny is a Spanish performance
Reposted by Nelly
A note from our editors:
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
A note from our editors:
She is kind of starting to look like Donald but skinny
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
She is kind of starting to look like Donald but skinny
Always a list of firsts with this administration
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Always a list of firsts with this administration
Maybe he's just taped up like an offensive tackle protecting the Epstein files blindside
January 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Maybe he's just taped up like an offensive tackle protecting the Epstein files blindside
I'm sure Kid Rock is available
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm sure Kid Rock is available
It appears there are 500 pages of Trump mentions
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It appears there are 500 pages of Trump mentions
Someone should ask him about DJT stock being down 600% this year
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Someone should ask him about DJT stock being down 600% this year
Apparently FIFA Stable Genius Prize would have too transparently coordinated
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Apparently FIFA Stable Genius Prize would have too transparently coordinated
Please add this to your store. It's what crosses my mind everytime I see an "America First" bro with a Don't Tread on Me flag
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Please add this to your store. It's what crosses my mind everytime I see an "America First" bro with a Don't Tread on Me flag
If I told you so didn't work after Jan 6th it won't ever work
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If I told you so didn't work after Jan 6th it won't ever work
Guess that Superbowl Trophy Case will be empty just a bit longer
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Guess that Superbowl Trophy Case will be empty just a bit longer
Col Jessup was ahead of his time
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Col Jessup was ahead of his time
It's what happens when morons tell other morons to "do your own research"
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's what happens when morons tell other morons to "do your own research"
I believe him about not running. He's just not going to leave and declare Presidential immunity
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I believe him about not running. He's just not going to leave and declare Presidential immunity