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tali
the cute transgirl they warned you about
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she/her — 23
minecraft mapmaking enthusiast
blockbench lover
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a thread of stuff i made with blockbench and animated java, because i'm starting commissions!
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20

animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation

dm me to discuss prices

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I stand helpless before my child's imminent death! My child needs surgery, his only hope, and time is running out at an alarming rate! I implore you, in the name of motherhood and life itself, help me see my child survive. Save my child. 🙏🏻
tinyurl.com/moha0me00
🙏🏻
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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this stim compilation needs a hero
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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1. Going to the Library in Smyrna or Murfreesboro, TN?

You might be greeted by an EMERGENCY CLOSURE sign.

Apparently they have detected the presence of "transgender books" and are quarantining them as if they were a dangerous plague.

The latest from S. Baum.

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Some Tennessee Libraries Shut Down For “Emergency Closure” Over Transgender Books
It is unclear how many other libraries have or may need to temporarily shut their doors in order to cull their children’s sections for gender-subversive content.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lmao some dumbass scammer thinks they can make me believe my account is banned
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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A child in the prime of his life is being ravaged by cancer! If he were a pet, hearts would tremble and donations would pour in. But he is Mohammed, only 7 years old, and our help is his only hope after God.

Don't let his voice be lost in silence. Contribute now to save his life! urlr.me/3V8H47

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November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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abstract and modern art haters when the art isn't a dead guy with his dick out
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Coder is eating pizza rn I'm posting the raycast picture while she isn't looking
#HeartofGanymede #indieDev
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
installing miku's voice bank on metal sonic
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
for people with peanut allergies, "no nut november" is just november
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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If you’re straight and cis, please read this thread, and the article linked here.

If you’re queer… well, as the OP says, this won’t surprise you.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
you ever think about how honey is made of flower sperm
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
memento vivere
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a thread of stuff i made with blockbench and animated java, because i'm starting commissions!
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20

animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation

dm me to discuss prices

(more examples below)
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
the harvest is bountiful this year
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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this is in fact exactly why you stay non-violent and disciplined, so that this isn't just seen as pushing and shoving and instead the unlawful assault by the state that it is
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
it just hit me that llms are a scaled-up, automated version of spamming your autocorrect
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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"We are the only species to exhibit homophobia."

This isn't new, but it deserves loud and proud public airing: the rigid binary approach to gender and sexuality is unnatural.

www.cbc.ca/documentarie...
Reports on the homosexual behaviour of penguins in Antarctica were hidden for over 100 years | CBC Documentaries
It’s just one example of how research on queer animal behaviour has been buried, ignored and dismissed
www.cbc.ca
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM