NaughtyProphet (Commissions Tentative)
@naughtyprophet.bsky.social
Now crafting smutty size stories. Support me at http://sponsus.org/u/naughtyproph… or http://patreon.com/NaughtyProphet (42, cis, straight, he/him)
Look, I know my people, so I'm just going to put this out there. If there isn't art of this yet, I suspect there will be within a couple days.
This is a fair question, I think.
How many testicles does King Ghidorah have?
How many testicles does King Ghidorah have?
a three headed dragon is flying over a city with a red tower in the background
Alt: a three headed dragon is flying over a city with a red tower in the background
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October 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Look, I know my people, so I'm just going to put this out there. If there isn't art of this yet, I suspect there will be within a couple days.
Pretty sure my community has some real scarousal masters. I know there are plenty of normies who would look at what I write and consider it straight-up body horror.
Guy who intensively trains himself to consciously alternately express the microexpressions of horror and arousal dozens of times per second.
September 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pretty sure my community has some real scarousal masters. I know there are plenty of normies who would look at what I write and consider it straight-up body horror.
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the reason i'm ever optimistic is because bluesky has a near-monopoly on trans folks, the strongest per-capita posting demographic on earth. it's like having all the kenyan marathon runners.
June 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the reason i'm ever optimistic is because bluesky has a near-monopoly on trans folks, the strongest per-capita posting demographic on earth. it's like having all the kenyan marathon runners.
I know this probably isn't exactly about what I write, which is expansion smut; in at least a few cases, what the women I write want is boobs. But having the characters be people who want things and act to get them is something I try to do.
Aren't you fucking tired of being picture-perfect and pristine?
Don't you want to WANT?
Don't you want to actually write women who aren't afraid to look at something and then just move heaven and earth to have it?
Try it out. You might get addicted.
Don't you want to WANT?
Don't you want to actually write women who aren't afraid to look at something and then just move heaven and earth to have it?
Try it out. You might get addicted.
June 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I know this probably isn't exactly about what I write, which is expansion smut; in at least a few cases, what the women I write want is boobs. But having the characters be people who want things and act to get them is something I try to do.
I'm constantly grateful that, as a cis man, my occasional flirtations with gender stuff have been well received. It's not surprising that trans people are well represented in our community, and that they look positively on my work is a delight.
"What if I put a trans MC in my book, and it bombs?"
It's a serious concern which is why, for Ranked Competitive Breast Growth, I decided to have all leads be the most marketable gender: Cis men.
It's a serious concern which is why, for Ranked Competitive Breast Growth, I decided to have all leads be the most marketable gender: Cis men.
"What if I put a trans MC in my book, and it bombs?"
All I know is writing women like me in stories and my latest book, Dragon and Her Princess, exploded because people are chomping at the bit to read a romantasy with a transfem lead, especially a lesbian one
Buy it here:
All I know is writing women like me in stories and my latest book, Dragon and Her Princess, exploded because people are chomping at the bit to read a romantasy with a transfem lead, especially a lesbian one
Buy it here:
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm constantly grateful that, as a cis man, my occasional flirtations with gender stuff have been well received. It's not surprising that trans people are well represented in our community, and that they look positively on my work is a delight.
Part of the joy of maintaining two relatively distinct online identities is that virtually none of the people who think I'm clever when I write about the Federalist Papers know about the people who think I'm clever when I write about giant boobs, and vice versa. It's a fun secret both ways.
May 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Part of the joy of maintaining two relatively distinct online identities is that virtually none of the people who think I'm clever when I write about the Federalist Papers know about the people who think I'm clever when I write about giant boobs, and vice versa. It's a fun secret both ways.
My Twitter/X account is officially deactivated. Good riddance.
February 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My Twitter/X account is officially deactivated. Good riddance.
So I'm sure most of you are aware of the news in the social media space. This is about to become my primary, if not only social media platform. I am hoping to get some new content out soon. If you know anyone who has been a fan and isn't already following me here, let them know. Thanks!
January 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
So I'm sure most of you are aware of the news in the social media space. This is about to become my primary, if not only social media platform. I am hoping to get some new content out soon. If you know anyone who has been a fan and isn't already following me here, let them know. Thanks!
I don't really know where to talk about this, so I'll try here. The community I'm part of here is amazing, and accepting, and I value it highly. I'm a little too drunk, and I have feelings, and I want to express them to someone other than my wife, who is amazing.
It's really hard to be boring.
It's really hard to be boring.
December 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I don't really know where to talk about this, so I'll try here. The community I'm part of here is amazing, and accepting, and I value it highly. I'm a little too drunk, and I have feelings, and I want to express them to someone other than my wife, who is amazing.
It's really hard to be boring.
It's really hard to be boring.
Time to get this started again. Step one, find as many people from Twitter as I can refollow. Then make some posts and like some posts. And hopefully get a new story out soon.
November 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Time to get this started again. Step one, find as many people from Twitter as I can refollow. Then make some posts and like some posts. And hopefully get a new story out soon.