Mantis Shrimp Toboggan
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Mantis Shrimp Toboggan
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Gonna get real weird with it
Joe Rogan is short.
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Tyler the Creator just walked into Pine State Biscuit in Portland, thinking it'd be full of white, IPA sipping hipsters who listen to indie-folk, and wouldn't recognize him. Poor guy. Hope his breakfast was good.
February 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
WASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select membe...
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February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pretty sure I just watched The Mars Volta channel the ghost of David Lynch live on stage.
February 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing

Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm a communist, and I'm a bit baffled that some of my fellow communists still use the hammer and sickle as a symbol for communism. I thought he conversation about the multiple reasons why we should NOT use that symbol was settled like a decade ago. Ask me if you don't know.
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why do they call themselves ICE if they're on fire? Idiots.
February 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"Graffiti with the words “Who will kill Elon?” appeared on the 490 off-ramp bridge to Howell Street, seemingly referencing Elon Musk." #NewYork www.whec.com/local/graffi...
Graffiti in downtown Rochester appears to target Elon Musk
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Commuters on I-490 West in downtown Rochester encountered an unexpected sight on Thursday.Graffiti with the words “Who will kill Elon?” appeared on the 490 off-ramp bridge to Howell ...
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February 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I’m talking THOUSANDS of comments of people saying if they don’t have their meds, they are going for HIM specifically first. Thats the kind o heat that should be put on every single one of these pieces of shit
Oh man, I just stumbled onto a comment thread on TikTok of people vowing to take out RFK Jr if they can no longer access their medication.
February 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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This is excellent. Hedges argues that this US election was a ruling class civil war between traditional corporatists and newly rising oligarchs, the first of which quite like a stable state that props up capitalism and the second which is more keen on burning and looting.
February 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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glad someone is finally saying it lol
Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be Put Down Like Rabid Dogs
Bill Burr doesn't want to eat the rich ... but he does want to kill them.
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February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I swear I haven't heard "Eminence Front" since I was a kid, and then suddenly it's in two of my favorite shows in the span of a week. And by the way, it's easily The Who's best song. Kinda crazy it doesn't get more attention.
February 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Cobra Kai never dies
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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*guy who can't play Diablo for himself* Yeah all these government payments are probably fraud
February 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If your impulse is to scold those who didn't show up for a political party that facilitated genocide, rather than to scold said party for alienating voters by facilitating genocide, then your opinion is simply irrelevant.
February 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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contrary to the recent revisionism going around, i and many others in 2017 were saying "ice is the gestapo" and "this is the beginning of the 4th reich" and similar, while resistance libs focused on "covfefe" and calling him "drumpf" and telling us to stop overreacting and focus on the midterms
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
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February 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
You know that person in your life who fucks up over and over again, but refuses to take accountability, and refuses to listen when people warn them of the consequences of their obviously bad decisions? That's Democrats. They'll blame everything and everyone but themselves for their failures.
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just block shitlibs like Will Stancil. They contribute nothing to the discourse and are just trying to waste your time with bullshit asymmetry.
February 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The point where the timeline branched into the one where Harris won, and the one we're in now, occurred when Harris decided whether or not to say "I am unequivocally against genocide, and I will put a stop to this one."
February 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Police tried to protect a small group of armed neo-Nazis from angry community members today on a freeway overpass in #Ohio, people managed to push through police as the Nazis escaped in a box truck.

Young people then set fire to a stolen Nazi flag.
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A far-right Zionist group is making a list of pro-Palestine activists to send to the Trump administration for deportation.

Read more: interc.pt/3Q97hgu

📹 @jordanuhl.com
This Far-Right Group Is Building a List of Pro-Palestine Activists to Deport
YouTube video by The Intercept
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February 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM