A mosquito just died after sucking my blood. So that's that.

If you're gonna go out on Twitter, this is the way

I'm alive. depression currently requires me to go into a cocoon and not talk to anyone. I will probably climb out of it in 5-7 business days. sorry for the inconvenience.

Lost a bunch of followers today saying how sad I was I can't join in the fun of going to the Barbie movie with my friends cause no one masks. Salt in the wound that people can't even stand to *hear* about the suffering, loneliness, and isolation of the disabled let alone do anything to eleviate it.

made myself sad imagining an elderly batman using his utility belt as a pill organizer

the haters will say that spending hundreds of dollars to grow $25 worth of produce is a poor investment but what they don’t realize is that i’ve reaped the equivalent benefit of $10,000 worth of psychological services

I’m something of a deeply bizarre anti-man myself.

Person 1: what’s the name of this band?

Person 2: Fleetwood Mac

Person 1: where does that name come from?

Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band

Person 1: the two most important members surely

Person 2: hahaha no not even close