Paddy The King Of Yorkshire & Legs
@mymatepaddy.bsky.social
King of legs & Yorkshire. Nothing I say should be taken too seriously. Might talk about dating. Might do polls and might talk about sex. I’d say 18+ to follow.
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I watched a Xmas movie called Love Hard. This woman blogged for a paper about her dating life. So thought I might start blueskying about my dating life again and time on the apps.
Matches today - 1
Conversations today - 0
Hold on to your hats folk it’s all going off!
Matches today - 1
Conversations today - 0
Hold on to your hats folk it’s all going off!
Happy new year you beautiful people in my phone!
Here’s to a magical, happy and enjoyable 2025 for you all!
Here’s to a magical, happy and enjoyable 2025 for you all!
January 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Happy new year you beautiful people in my phone!
Here’s to a magical, happy and enjoyable 2025 for you all!
Here’s to a magical, happy and enjoyable 2025 for you all!
Is the phrase not peacocking?
Putting on nice clothes to get laid is the human equivalent of flowering
December 30, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Is the phrase not peacocking?
Good to know that even at Christmas in a packed car park BMW drivers still park like pricks
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Good to know that even at Christmas in a packed car park BMW drivers still park like pricks
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Justice is served. I hope the criminals rot in jail.
Gisèle Pelicot IS the person of the year. No other person has shown the courage, tenacity and strength she has in her quest for justice.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Gisèle Pelicot IS the person of the year. No other person has shown the courage, tenacity and strength she has in her quest for justice.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Pelicot rape trial: all 50 men on trial alongside Dominique Pelicot found guilty over rapes and sexual assaults of Gisèle Pelicot – live updates
French court sentences Dominique Pelicot to 20 years in prison and finds 46 other men guilty of rape, two of attempted rape and two of sexual assault
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Justice is served. I hope the criminals rot in jail.
Gisèle Pelicot IS the person of the year. No other person has shown the courage, tenacity and strength she has in her quest for justice.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Gisèle Pelicot IS the person of the year. No other person has shown the courage, tenacity and strength she has in her quest for justice.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
I’ve tried and failed many times to put into words my thoughts on Gisele Pelicot. So apologises if I ramble
From discovering the unimaginable betrayal by the man she loved to bravely giving up her anonymity so the trial could be heard publicly her strength and courage are beyond incredible.
From discovering the unimaginable betrayal by the man she loved to bravely giving up her anonymity so the trial could be heard publicly her strength and courage are beyond incredible.
December 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
I’ve tried and failed many times to put into words my thoughts on Gisele Pelicot. So apologises if I ramble
From discovering the unimaginable betrayal by the man she loved to bravely giving up her anonymity so the trial could be heard publicly her strength and courage are beyond incredible.
From discovering the unimaginable betrayal by the man she loved to bravely giving up her anonymity so the trial could be heard publicly her strength and courage are beyond incredible.
Mum “I’ve cleared the cupboard out there’s some stuff that have just gone out of date so I’m throwing them”
The just gone out of date…..
The just gone out of date…..
December 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Mum “I’ve cleared the cupboard out there’s some stuff that have just gone out of date so I’m throwing them”
The just gone out of date…..
The just gone out of date…..
Costco selling giant empty sewing tins for all your needles and thread for £18!!
December 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Costco selling giant empty sewing tins for all your needles and thread for £18!!
Fuck sake now Whammagedden has happened!! Sat here singing along and half way through realised.
Fuck you shit radio station!
Fuck you shit radio station!
It’s happened. Not Whamagedden but just as bad.
I said to someone 🤢 see you 🤢 NEXT YEAR 🤮 today.
The 5th OF FUCKING December!
I mean it’s true I won’t see them again before then but what a twat I sounded.
I said to someone 🤢 see you 🤢 NEXT YEAR 🤮 today.
The 5th OF FUCKING December!
I mean it’s true I won’t see them again before then but what a twat I sounded.
December 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Fuck sake now Whammagedden has happened!! Sat here singing along and half way through realised.
Fuck you shit radio station!
Fuck you shit radio station!
Since there’s still no poll here’s a question and you can answer anonymously if you like.
When you wank do you use your dominant hand or non dominant hand? If you’re ambidextrous you’ll have to sit this one out 😂
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When you wank do you use your dominant hand or non dominant hand? If you’re ambidextrous you’ll have to sit this one out 😂
ngl.link/itsmymatepad...
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
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December 12, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Since there’s still no poll here’s a question and you can answer anonymously if you like.
When you wank do you use your dominant hand or non dominant hand? If you’re ambidextrous you’ll have to sit this one out 😂
ngl.link/itsmymatepad...
When you wank do you use your dominant hand or non dominant hand? If you’re ambidextrous you’ll have to sit this one out 😂
ngl.link/itsmymatepad...
Mums been out for a drink and is drunk.
She’s told me about 8 stories so far and I’ve not heard the end of one of them cause she keeps switching what she’s on about!
She’s told me about 8 stories so far and I’ve not heard the end of one of them cause she keeps switching what she’s on about!
December 11, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Mums been out for a drink and is drunk.
She’s told me about 8 stories so far and I’ve not heard the end of one of them cause she keeps switching what she’s on about!
She’s told me about 8 stories so far and I’ve not heard the end of one of them cause she keeps switching what she’s on about!
Popped up just as I’m having my caramelised biscuit brew and I’m still in love with it.
December 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Popped up just as I’m having my caramelised biscuit brew and I’m still in love with it.
I’ll never ever get bored of the feeling of knowing another client has come on board. Be it client 1 or client 1000.
The stress of this job at times drives me crazy being self employed can be a real battle.
But getting that confirmation is always an absolute buzz
The stress of this job at times drives me crazy being self employed can be a real battle.
But getting that confirmation is always an absolute buzz
December 9, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I’ll never ever get bored of the feeling of knowing another client has come on board. Be it client 1 or client 1000.
The stress of this job at times drives me crazy being self employed can be a real battle.
But getting that confirmation is always an absolute buzz
The stress of this job at times drives me crazy being self employed can be a real battle.
But getting that confirmation is always an absolute buzz
In keeping with my last BS, I’m running with it, come on call it that everyone, wear it while you think of that person you wank over but just make sure to wear it on your wanking arm
I'm boasting to everyone about my current 338 day goal streak for my steps on my smart watch. I'd say at least 40 of those days have been cheated by waving my arm up and down whilst sitting watching telly
December 9, 2024 at 5:55 PM
In keeping with my last BS, I’m running with it, come on call it that everyone, wear it while you think of that person you wank over but just make sure to wear it on your wanking arm
Your Monday evening reminder
December 9, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Your Monday evening reminder
Can someone bring me a brew in bed to start the day. That would be great. Thanks.
December 9, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Can someone bring me a brew in bed to start the day. That would be great. Thanks.
Made some banging Yorkshire puddings. Come round. Have some. Well apart from you 🫵🏼 and you 🫵🏼 but yeah maybe you 🫵🏼 can come round
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Made some banging Yorkshire puddings. Come round. Have some. Well apart from you 🫵🏼 and you 🫵🏼 but yeah maybe you 🫵🏼 can come round
Ok Blueskiers tell me one positive thing from your weekend!
Let’s beat the Sunday blues.
Let’s beat the Sunday blues.
December 8, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Ok Blueskiers tell me one positive thing from your weekend!
Let’s beat the Sunday blues.
Let’s beat the Sunday blues.
What’s up?
Bluesky asks as you go to BS (I’m using that instead of posting)
Well I’ll tell you what’s up. I’ve no polls here. I didn’t win the lottery. I still want to lose a stone I need to get back in the gym.
Oh yeah and I’m still single slightly hungover and slightly horny.
How’s that!?!
Bluesky asks as you go to BS (I’m using that instead of posting)
Well I’ll tell you what’s up. I’ve no polls here. I didn’t win the lottery. I still want to lose a stone I need to get back in the gym.
Oh yeah and I’m still single slightly hungover and slightly horny.
How’s that!?!
December 8, 2024 at 3:43 PM
What’s up?
Bluesky asks as you go to BS (I’m using that instead of posting)
Well I’ll tell you what’s up. I’ve no polls here. I didn’t win the lottery. I still want to lose a stone I need to get back in the gym.
Oh yeah and I’m still single slightly hungover and slightly horny.
How’s that!?!
Bluesky asks as you go to BS (I’m using that instead of posting)
Well I’ll tell you what’s up. I’ve no polls here. I didn’t win the lottery. I still want to lose a stone I need to get back in the gym.
Oh yeah and I’m still single slightly hungover and slightly horny.
How’s that!?!
It’s ridiculous how much joy a tv show about metal detectorists brings me when I have no interest in metal detecting.
December 8, 2024 at 12:36 AM
It’s ridiculous how much joy a tv show about metal detectorists brings me when I have no interest in metal detecting.
What a shit 200th post by the way.
I’ll work harder for post 300.
I’ll work harder for post 300.
Tell me Bluesky what are you all doing on Saturday night?
Drinking? Partying? Chilled night in?
I’m about to pour me a vodka I think and proper getting in the Christmas spirit by watching the latest Scream movie.
Drinking? Partying? Chilled night in?
I’m about to pour me a vodka I think and proper getting in the Christmas spirit by watching the latest Scream movie.
December 7, 2024 at 11:34 PM
What a shit 200th post by the way.
I’ll work harder for post 300.
I’ll work harder for post 300.
Some people are ace at growing a social media following.
What’s your secret to doing so?
What’s your secret to doing so?
December 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Some people are ace at growing a social media following.
What’s your secret to doing so?
What’s your secret to doing so?
Tell me Bluesky what are you all doing on Saturday night?
Drinking? Partying? Chilled night in?
I’m about to pour me a vodka I think and proper getting in the Christmas spirit by watching the latest Scream movie.
Drinking? Partying? Chilled night in?
I’m about to pour me a vodka I think and proper getting in the Christmas spirit by watching the latest Scream movie.
December 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Tell me Bluesky what are you all doing on Saturday night?
Drinking? Partying? Chilled night in?
I’m about to pour me a vodka I think and proper getting in the Christmas spirit by watching the latest Scream movie.
Drinking? Partying? Chilled night in?
I’m about to pour me a vodka I think and proper getting in the Christmas spirit by watching the latest Scream movie.
Get the lights switched on. You’ll have more moths and be able to get a test in no time!
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Get the lights switched on. You’ll have more moths and be able to get a test in no time!
Ladies I said the same about my birthday present. So erm same goes for Christmas as well 😂😂
Thank you ☺️😂🎅🏼
Thank you ☺️😂🎅🏼
December 7, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Ladies I said the same about my birthday present. So erm same goes for Christmas as well 😂😂
Thank you ☺️😂🎅🏼
Thank you ☺️😂🎅🏼
Saturday I’ve woke up after a much needed long sleep.
I’m laid in bed.
It’s cosy.
Who’s bringing me a brew and breakfast before I have to get out of bed?
I’m laid in bed.
It’s cosy.
Who’s bringing me a brew and breakfast before I have to get out of bed?
a cartoon of a panda sitting on a blue pillow with the word waiting below him
ALT: a cartoon of a panda sitting on a blue pillow with the word waiting below him
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December 7, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Saturday I’ve woke up after a much needed long sleep.
I’m laid in bed.
It’s cosy.
Who’s bringing me a brew and breakfast before I have to get out of bed?
I’m laid in bed.
It’s cosy.
Who’s bringing me a brew and breakfast before I have to get out of bed?