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3x Marathon Runner🏃
BCS / ACM / OWASP / OpenUK member. Personal Acc.

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I think this is probably been one of the most vulnerable things I’ve posted but its good to grow.

I broke my collarbone in 2 places in 2023 and put on a lot of weight (3 stone). Although I ran two marathons in April 2025 it was a struggle as I neglected my strength and mobility training
Morning!
I’ve made some changes to this week’s training plan so I can go for a 10km run on my birthday!

And yup still raising money for @refugecharity.bsky.social www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5 if you want to donate or link in bio ❤️

#Running #fitness #marathontraining #thisis43 #0n1ydan5
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 AM
New hair, new me!

My fiancée, The Beautiful One offered to cut my hair and beard so I could stop looking like a hobbit!

This was a first for both of us and I think it was a great success! In fact she cut it better than many of the barbers I’ve been to! Awesome!

#hair #beard #thisis43
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
A lovely evening seeing Underworld at Brixton Academy ❤️
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Reposted by 0n1ydan5
Continuing on our theme of "What people can do to help others". Dan Conn is a runner in his spare time and he does fundraising to help people in need in the UK. Currently, he's fundraising for Refuge, who help out victims of domestic abuse.
I am a runner
And that means I eat a tub of Szechuan special fried rice for breakfast as if it’s a totally normal thing to do 😂

Off for a 22km now - if you can please donate to the #0n1ydan5 fundraiser here www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5

#running #marathontraining #jokes #runningpunks #ukrunchat
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by 0n1ydan5
Black History Month is a time to recognize the lived, shared experience of all Black folks who have fundamentally shaped, challenged, and ultimately strengthened America. It’s about taking an unvarnished look at the past so that we can create a better future.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
After 5 hrs of procrastination I ran round a corner of a park - just 800m - and then rolled my ankle on a kerb!
it’s OK just sore!

Still raising for @refugecharity.bsky.social if you fancy flinging a few quid this way www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5

#running #marathontraining #runningpunks #fail
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I am a runner
And that means I eat a tub of Szechuan special fried rice for breakfast as if it’s a totally normal thing to do 😂

Off for a 22km now - if you can please donate to the #0n1ydan5 fundraiser here www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5

#running #marathontraining #jokes #runningpunks #ukrunchat
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Britney morning head bumps
Sound on for squeaks

#cat #cats #caturday
January 31, 2026 at 11:33 AM
What’s been eating Gilbert Sausage
four sausages and a funeral
Sausage Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Am I doing this right?
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Bacon wrapped chicken, vegetables with a red wine jus.

Needed to use the chicken and bacon tonight and found an old bottle of red wine with just a glass remaining. Thought I’d make something a bit special with it all.4

Quite impressed with my red wine just from scratch! Still got it!
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
We take a quick look at the notion of cybersecurity false positives through the medium of cats.

False positives are where a system can think something is a threat when it isn’t. They take up a lot of time to work through and can be annoying. However they’re much better than the alternative.
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Week 1 accountability check in and Week 2 look forward!
Managed to do my easy run and long run. Great!
Also managed one strength session! Woohoo!
But missed many sessions off!

#runningpunks #marathon #running #ukrunchat
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
So we only managed 18.5km of our run today but I’m OK with that! Honestly!

Still raising funds for @refugecharity too www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5 and link in bio

#runningpunks #brightonmarathon #londonmarathon #marathontraining #0n1ydan5
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
A 10km leggings run because in the week on Insta I saw that someone told a woman that real runners don’t wear leggings

So here is my morning 10km wearing leggings in solidarity

I’m raising money for @refugecharity.bsky.social please donate if you can www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5
#runningpunks
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Time to get out for a slow and easy paced 10k.
Saw a post the other day that a woman got some crappy remarks because she was wearing leggings. Real runners don’t wear them apparently.

#running #marathontraining #londonmarathon #0n1ydan5
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Reposted by 0n1ydan5
She asked him for the key to his heart.

He said it was FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

#nerdromancewithpits
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I think this is probably been one of the most vulnerable things I’ve posted but its good to grow.

I broke my collarbone in 2 places in 2023 and put on a lot of weight (3 stone). Although I ran two marathons in April 2025 it was a struggle as I neglected my strength and mobility training
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I guess all of those that demanded Angela Rayner resign over a £40,000 mistake will absolutely be demanding the same of Nigel, right?!

£380,000 is quite the mistake isn’t it?!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage apologises for 17 breaches of MPs’ code of conduct
Reform UK leader, who failed to declare £380,000 on time, says he is computer-illiterate ‘oddball’
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 AM
What’s in the turnip?
Is it a Buffy?
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Britney says hi
Sound on for squeaks
January 20, 2026 at 8:29 AM
And the usual morning Britney ritual of head bumps
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Morning!

Britney has the Greebles mid grooming. You know, the Greebles. When you think there’s something there, a threat, something to hunt, but there’s actually nothing
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
14 weeks to go till #londonmarathon and 12 weeks to go till #brightonmarathon

Now we get serious!
Week 1 starts with full body weights and some strength and stability work! Let’s go!

Just like in 2025 I’m raising money for @refugecharity.bsky.social

#marathontraining #running #0n1ydan5
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Britney’s Morning Wakeup Service!

Sound on for squeaks
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Please send help

#crocs
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM