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Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, MMA/Judo/Karate, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff.

#movember

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Yo, do you play Pokemon GO?

Add me for free stuff, or something.
It can happen in Straya too.
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Good randori session at Jufo.

But i am knackered.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
She said that she was an expert.

He said he was an expert in expert systems.

#nerdromancewithpits
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Now waiting for an xray
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
She ran Debian.

He ran Redhat.

RPM vs APT fights galore.

I run Arch.

#nerdromancewithpits
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He asked her what her name was.

"Acid Burn."

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November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
She said that he had some some great puckup lines.

He said thanks and that he moulded his algorithm.

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November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
She said that she was a neuromancer.

He was a nerdromancer.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
She told him not to put words in her month.

So he changed the chat prompt.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She learnt the other meaning of backdoor with the new guy she matched on a dating app.

He showed her sub7, the remote access utility.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
She had expensive taste, so he called her Nvidia.

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November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He was talking dirty to this check who slud into his DMs and she announced that she had to reboot her AI mind due to patch Wednesday.

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November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Today in #404DeepDive: People are modding Meta Ray-Bans to spy on you. Already, there are videos with millions of views of men using the glasses to film massage workers, asking for happy endings. What's Meta's response? @evystadium.bsky.social has more.

More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Today is Microsoft's November 2025 Patch Tuesday, which includes security updates for 63 flaws, including one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability.
Microsoft November 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes 1 zero-day, 63 flaws
Today is Microsoft's November 2025 Patch Tuesday, which includes security updates for 63 flaws, including one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Microsoft has reminded customers today that systems running Home and Pro editions of Windows 11 23H2 have stopped receiving security updates.
Microsoft: Windows 11 23H2 Home and Pro reach end of support
Microsoft has reminded customers today that systems running Home and Pro editions of Windows 11 23H2 have stopped receiving security updates.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The AI scripted dirty talking bot told him that she was wet.

He said that he thought water and electricity didn't mix.

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a man is standing in front of a whiteboard with mathematical equations .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a whiteboard with mathematical equations .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Day 11 of Movember.

Handlebar is going well.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
When do sevenagers stop with the attitude and tantrums?
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Anyone in Melbourne- I speak at AISA tonight at the Méridien. See you there!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He said that he had lots of money in Nvidia stock.

She was instantly horny.

#richaidaddy #nerdromancewithpits
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
He said that she was a 10 in her computing skills.

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November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Fucking printers.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
First day of training for 2 weeks at Judo.

Felt good.
a judo match between fra and jpn is going on
ALT: a judo match between fra and jpn is going on
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I think i found a dumb ai sexbot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I can't sleep.

Mini me has argued at bed time, woken up jn a hissh fit andniw I'm wide awake at 2am on Monday morning.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM