Pits67
@pits666.bsky.social
Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, MMA/Judo/Karate, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff.
Check out #nerdromancewithpits
Check out #nerdromancewithpits
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Pits67
@pits666.bsky.social
· Jul 17
Yo, do you play Pokemon GO?
Add me for free stuff, or something.
Add me for free stuff, or something.
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Rob Hirst was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2023.
Breaking: Midnight Oil drummer Rob Hirst dies aged 70
Rob Hirst was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2023.
www.abc.net.au
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Rob Hirst was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in 2023.
Just sold my old waych on marketplace, told the guy to meet me on a corner while I was utching a brown bag...
a cartoon character in a suit and tie has a pumpkin for a head
ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie has a pumpkin for a head
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Just sold my old waych on marketplace, told the guy to meet me on a corner while I was utching a brown bag...
He was excited in front of his keyboard, he couldn't hold it for any longer and it exploded all over his keyboard.
He accidentally shook a coke bottle while talking to his e-girlfriend.
#nerdromancewithpits
He accidentally shook a coke bottle while talking to his e-girlfriend.
#nerdromancewithpits
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
He was excited in front of his keyboard, he couldn't hold it for any longer and it exploded all over his keyboard.
He accidentally shook a coke bottle while talking to his e-girlfriend.
#nerdromancewithpits
He accidentally shook a coke bottle while talking to his e-girlfriend.
#nerdromancewithpits
Oh God coffee.
It's better then an orgasm.
It's better then an orgasm.
a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .
ALT: a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oh God coffee.
It's better then an orgasm.
It's better then an orgasm.
Do i have to go back to work tomorrow?
a man wearing a plaid shirt and a red jacket is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a red jacket is sitting in a chair
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Do i have to go back to work tomorrow?
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Nearly 5 Million Accounts Removed Under Australia's New Social Media Ban
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/01/17/0440228/nearly-5-million-accounts-removed-under-australias-new-social-media-ban?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
Nearly 5 Million Accounts Removed Under Australia's New Social Media Ban
An anonymous reader quotes a report from the New York Times: Nearly five million social media accounts belonging to Australian teenagers have been deactivated or removed, a month after a landmark law barring those younger than 16 from using the services took effect, the government said on Thursday. ...
tech.slashdot.org
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Nearly 5 Million Accounts Removed Under Australia's New Social Media Ban
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/01/17/0440228/nearly-5-million-accounts-removed-under-australias-new-social-media-ban?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed
She sent him an email that had iloveyou in the subject heading.
He told her that he fell for that email 20 years ago and won't be fooled again and get reinfected.
#nerdromancewithpits
He told her that he fell for that email 20 years ago and won't be fooled again and get reinfected.
#nerdromancewithpits
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 AM
She sent him an email that had iloveyou in the subject heading.
He told her that he fell for that email 20 years ago and won't be fooled again and get reinfected.
#nerdromancewithpits
He told her that he fell for that email 20 years ago and won't be fooled again and get reinfected.
#nerdromancewithpits
Oo foxtel is down.
Ps5 it is.
Ps5 it is.
a cartoon of a man driving a truck with the words what on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a man driving a truck with the words what on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Oo foxtel is down.
Ps5 it is.
Ps5 it is.
I never had "king Kong taken out by a jockstrap" on my bingo card.
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I never had "king Kong taken out by a jockstrap" on my bingo card.
The moment when you try to put kumite gear on in a rush on yourself and a 7 year old and run out of time to fight...
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The moment when you try to put kumite gear on in a rush on yourself and a 7 year old and run out of time to fight...
I guess we should get ready for Karate.
a group of young men are standing in a gym .
ALT: a group of young men are standing in a gym .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I guess we should get ready for Karate.
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The identity of the Black Basta ransomware gang leader has been confirmed by law enforcement in Ukraine and Germany, and the individual has been added to the wanted list of Europol and Interpol.
Black Basta boss makes it onto Interpol's 'Red Notice' list
The identity of the Black Basta ransomware gang leader has been confirmed by law enforcement in Ukraine and Germany, and the individual has been added to the wanted list of Europol and Interpol.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The identity of the Black Basta ransomware gang leader has been confirmed by law enforcement in Ukraine and Germany, and the individual has been added to the wanted list of Europol and Interpol.
Said to my son that north America has a bad president called donald trump.
He asked me what the prisoners name was again..
He asked me what the prisoners name was again..
Jailed Eric Bauza GIF
ALT: Jailed Eric Bauza GIF
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Said to my son that north America has a bad president called donald trump.
He asked me what the prisoners name was again..
He asked me what the prisoners name was again..
I just got covered in tomato sauce in the kitchen.
Guess I do like it hot and saucy.
#cookingromancewithpits
Guess I do like it hot and saucy.
#cookingromancewithpits
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I just got covered in tomato sauce in the kitchen.
Guess I do like it hot and saucy.
#cookingromancewithpits
Guess I do like it hot and saucy.
#cookingromancewithpits
Recovering from ice skating.
My kid is now called the iceman.. as he was covered in ice from falling down so much.
My kid is now called the iceman.. as he was covered in ice from falling down so much.
a man in a futuristic helmet with the words winter has come at last written below him
ALT: a man in a futuristic helmet with the words winter has come at last written below him
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Recovering from ice skating.
My kid is now called the iceman.. as he was covered in ice from falling down so much.
My kid is now called the iceman.. as he was covered in ice from falling down so much.
Last day of holidays, noʻooooooò.
a man in a clown costume is laying in a hammock in a backyard .
ALT: a man in a clown costume is laying in a hammock in a backyard .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Last day of holidays, noʻooooooò.
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A critical vulnerability in Google's Fast Pair protocol can allow attackers to hijack Bluetooth audio accessories like wireless headphones and earbuds, track users, and eavesdrop on their conversations.
Critical flaw lets hackers track, eavesdrop via Bluetooth audio devices
A critical vulnerability in Google's Fast Pair protocol can allow attackers to hijack Bluetooth audio accessories like wireless headphones and earbuds, track users, and eavesdrop on their conversations.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
A critical vulnerability in Google's Fast Pair protocol can allow attackers to hijack Bluetooth audio accessories like wireless headphones and earbuds, track users, and eavesdrop on their conversations.
Reposted by Pits67
I'm working on this guide for people new to Signal. It's aimed for people needing some security, without going into the weeds on minor details. If anyone wants to give feedback I'd appreciate it.
petrikor.neocities.org/blog/SignalG...
petrikor.neocities.org/blog/SignalG...
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I'm working on this guide for people new to Signal. It's aimed for people needing some security, without going into the weeds on minor details. If anyone wants to give feedback I'd appreciate it.
petrikor.neocities.org/blog/SignalG...
petrikor.neocities.org/blog/SignalG...
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DenSecure is hiring! If you're a #pentester with 2+ years of PT work and ideally has experience in client facing work like reporting, review calls, scoping, etc. then hit me up and apply.
For all not looking but have a network, please repost!
tinyurl.com/m8x3nrkx
Link to op: x.com/i/status/201...
For all not looking but have a network, please repost!
tinyurl.com/m8x3nrkx
Link to op: x.com/i/status/201...
iCIMS Careers Portal
tinyurl.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
DenSecure is hiring! If you're a #pentester with 2+ years of PT work and ideally has experience in client facing work like reporting, review calls, scoping, etc. then hit me up and apply.
For all not looking but have a network, please repost!
tinyurl.com/m8x3nrkx
Link to op: x.com/i/status/201...
For all not looking but have a network, please repost!
tinyurl.com/m8x3nrkx
Link to op: x.com/i/status/201...
Looking up a specific lego and one of the stores is called I'm Rick James Bricks.
a lego man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a group of lego women .
ALT: a lego man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a group of lego women .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Looking up a specific lego and one of the stores is called I'm Rick James Bricks.
My dad was such an old tech hoarder.
I had to reconnect cables to one of his machines and it is windows 7 home premium...
Some monitors did not have HDMI either...
I have to go through this sometime.
I had to reconnect cables to one of his machines and it is windows 7 home premium...
Some monitors did not have HDMI either...
I have to go through this sometime.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
My dad was such an old tech hoarder.
I had to reconnect cables to one of his machines and it is windows 7 home premium...
Some monitors did not have HDMI either...
I have to go through this sometime.
I had to reconnect cables to one of his machines and it is windows 7 home premium...
Some monitors did not have HDMI either...
I have to go through this sometime.
Swimming time!
a baby standing on the edge of a swimming pool with the words yay lets go
ALT: a baby standing on the edge of a swimming pool with the words yay lets go
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Swimming time!
She was excited to go to her first LAN party with her boyfriend.
The gaming nerds never saw a girl in 3D before.
#nerdromancewithpits
The gaming nerds never saw a girl in 3D before.
#nerdromancewithpits
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
She was excited to go to her first LAN party with her boyfriend.
The gaming nerds never saw a girl in 3D before.
#nerdromancewithpits
The gaming nerds never saw a girl in 3D before.
#nerdromancewithpits
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM